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Check out the full episode of Facebook for the Blind, a memecast for the visually and Facebook impaired, on YouTube.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:00 [Music] welcome to Facebook for the blind your look at the downfall of Western<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:05 Civilization through the best memes we can find each<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:12 week ladies and gentlemen it’s that time of the week we like to celebrate Facebook for the blind a show for the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:18 visually and Facebook impaired I am your never humble host Eric Seymore joined by my beautiful co-host Andrew Titi hi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:27 everybody and dialing in from South Canada quiet<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:32 Michael I’m I’m already laughing at my memes those funny funny memes and more<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:39 coming back immediately but first a patented trademark copyrighted part of every single episode of Facebook for the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:46 blind absolutely necessary you know it you love it you want it wait just wait<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:51 till you get to see these memes I’m telling youall nope there it is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NEWS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1:01 [Music]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09 yes it as mention it it does it does uh put that in the uh the close captioning<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14 on Facebook or sorry on YouTube please follow us on YouTube like And subscribe please like And subscribe the algorithm<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20 likes us more hey we always uh diss on uh uh Indiana I mean pretty much almost<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26 out of legal obligation but lo and behold I’m so shocked the service and solidarity Spotlight of the AFL CIO blog<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:33 says Indiana Pet Smart workers have won their first Union for the chain in the United States how about that so oh good<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:41 job I know I know we don’t all suck I was pretty impressed hey I’ve even got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:48 some uh i’ I’ve even got some hope from Missouri uh I think they might actually show me they can do better because uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:55 Josh Holly was hit by terrible reports back to back including his hometown newspaper saying he is the worst sitting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:03 Senator not just for the fist pumping and you know voting against certifying the election and fomenting a you know a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:09 coup but uh other bad things too so Kudos uh of course the top story this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:16 week that I kept hearing about was that uh North Carolina authorities arrested armed men and others uh there were<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:23 reportedly truckloads of of militia men running around in the Carolinas uh uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:29 saying they were FEMA hunting which you know was amazing and the FEMA guys were<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:34 like yeah it’s about 5149 grateful to see us get off my property government<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:39 you know what I mean kind of stuff and I was like oh my holy crap so armed crazy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:45 people trying to help out um that nobody asked<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:51 for uh that’s right there uh McDonald’s has been suing top Meat Packers for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:56 allegedly colluding to inflate the price of beef this is pretty amazing cuz like this is antitrust and like hiking prices<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:03 and stuff and like it just never happens it’s like a new day in America when the corporation’s like hey you can hike<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:09 those people’s meat prices at the grocery store but not my Big Mac meat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:15 so how fascinating is that uh meanwhile uh here’s a fun fact you’re not going to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:21 hear anywhere else illegal migration at the US Southern border has dropped to its lowest level since 2020 how amazing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:28 is that I looked up some really cool charts and it is falling off a cliff it is down 75% from a year ago and a lot of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:36 it is from all those uh those uh countries in the northern triangle that KLA went down to talk to about you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:42 not coming here anymore like uh incl well also Venezuela who’s dropped<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:48 99% in Border Crossing so anyway [ __ ] ain’t one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:55 huh I said but a [ __ ] ain’t one I got okay yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:01 now what’s funny is that despite the fact that uh that it has dropped 75% uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:06 new CBS News Trump Harris poll show that they live in completely different worlds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:12 and if you ask a Trump’s voter what’s happening at the border they will tell you that it is increasing because they<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:19 have no idea they don’t know if stocks are up and down they don’t know if Wars<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:24 are happening they don’t know anything it’s amazing hey as we’re going to uh as<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:31 we’re going to uh press here the US has demanded that Israel improve humanitarian conditions in Gaza or risk<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:37 military aid which is pretty amazing that that they went that far I was kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:42 of hoping maybe KLA would just I don’t know talk to an Arab person in public on camera that was all that was all I was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:48 looking for that that would have been dramatic and really moving the needle but apparently they sent them like a a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:55 letter they they they sent Israel a letter and a sternly written email yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:02 yeah was a copy of letter was was obtained by axios and it was like hey you guys got 30 days to improve the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:10 humanitarian conditions in Gaza we’re not going to send you any more bombs so you can bomb Gaza anyway so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:18 that’s I don’t know guys that’s weird man I feel closer to the right timeline wait treat Gaza better and or we won’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:25 help you blow up Gaza dude I don’t even understand LOL went over there and clearly in leaked<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:32 memos knew that they were blowing up hospitals targeting children targeting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:38 eight stations and that’s kind of against the law we have this law that says you know if you’re doing that kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:43 of thing we can’t send you any more bombs you know it’s a simple rule anyway so I’m just uh I’ll be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:50 impressed if anything comes of it uh also leaked Bob Woodward’s book which<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:56 has been really great uh not just some details about how those depends the Trump wears smell and the word is bad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:03 but also that the Trump White House chose to cheat to get Kavanaugh confirmed I don’t know if you remember<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:09 back at the Blind Pig but I was making all kinds of jokes about that FBI investigation remember they were doing an FBI investigation into kavanov for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:16 the Supreme Court of the United States and it was like after a day they were like all right come back boys it’s fine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:22 no no it’s a thought to counts you know and uh Senator Sheldon White House has<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:27 dug it up says it was entirely a sham so again it’s interesting because he always says the only way they can win is if<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:33 they cheat and anything he says is just a confession of what he’s doing it’s all projection it’s freaking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:40 freaking amazing oh one of the funniest things this weekend uh is that uh the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:46 disgraced ex-president spoke at Coachella and once he had gotten everybody to hop on a bus and go five<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:52 miles out into the desert and he got him on camera and got all the cheers and got all his photo ops he split and the buses<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:58 never came back oh my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:04 God you know and it’s like it’s like uh future potential voters if he will leave<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:11 you after a photo op because he’s done with you what’s he gonna do if you vote for him I mean I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:18 don’t it’s like God is painting this that’s what I’m thinking here uh we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:23 usually like to close out with a heartwarming animal story and this is brought to you by stop making stupid<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:29 people famous God please<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:35 stop okay I got that out of my system uh more than 100 raccoons have besieged a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Heartwarming ANIMAL Closer<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

7:41 woman in uh psbo Washington she had to call the sheriff to get into her house a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:48 hundred raccoons all around apparently uh she started to uh feed these uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:56 raccoons some 35 years ago and ladies just like ex-boyfriends if you feed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:04 them they will teach their kids surround your house and throw a keger so uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:10 that’s an old school Midwest saying we have here so uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:15 don’t don’t don’t get besieged by raccoons that has been the news for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:20 Facebook for the blind for October 15th 2024 now handing it off to my beautiful co-host for a nice uh I don’t know what<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NEWS end<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

8:27 it is in metric sized round round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 1 Quiet – wholesome round<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

8:34 one oh yeah you’re right when people are muted it does sound terrible on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:40 this point taken excellently Illustrated God damn it I was roasting you all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:46 through the news too dude oh you know what dumbass you know what when you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:53 could just just for this one part when you were like you’re like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:59 women don’t feed them or they’ll uh and I said you ready I said B off more than<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:07 you could chew there didn’t you Eric so if my mic had been<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:12 hot you would have felt pretty silly you’re a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:17 raccoon uh this isn’t a meme I just I just uh screen grabbed this for TD TD<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:23 check this out yeah what we got here look dude oh my nipples<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:30 it’s so cool for our listeners this is uh comic book art and it’s uh the Ninja<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:35 Turtles jumping like off of one building down into an alley and fighting foot<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:41 soldiers in the air all the way down so cool it is majestic as [ __ ] yeah it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:47 awesome okay moving on sorry everybody fish Bow Friend of the show<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:52 fish bow it’s a conversation between me and my friend me and this is my house friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:59 what’s upstairs me stairs don’t talk God that’s so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:12 bad TD I want you to describe this one for me please yeah I got you man<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:17 um I’m gonna describe the picture and I’ll let Michael come back with what the caption is uh this is a picture uh 70<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:26 sci-fi art is the picture Mobius from 1970 and it’s this a very ornate wall<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:36 Village thing and there’s these two beans poking out from a glass Dome<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:41 bubble window looking out at the Beyond and tapioca caterer no I’m sorry<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:49 tapioca Terror says seven-year-old me at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:55 McDonald’s yes y hell yeah so weird specific to our<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:02 childhood badly accurate uh biopsy bimbo friend of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:07 show by the way morg biopsy bimbo she uh has a picture here and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:13 says another Banger from my dad’s Instagram and then we see she’s posted a uh her dad’s Instagram it’s a picture of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:20 her spider next to a wrench and her dad says that’s a 15 mil wrench whoa my new<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:27 garage dog has arrived it’s pretty<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:33 big John at ARF measures says has a conversation here the cop says you’re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:40 going to prison for forgery me slides him a $37 bill<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:47 now yes I want I want it Haiti at Haiti<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:53 says born to say are you [ __ ] stupid forced to say wow I’ve never thought<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:58 about it like that before that is veteran veteran specific<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:04 I believe Deo at kill me Fam says is 31 a good age<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:11 to to try skateboarding I weigh 297 pounds okay that that hurts because<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:19 that’s about the last time I thought about skateboarding and that’s about how much I weighed at 31 how’d it go TI I didn’t do it I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:27 thought better did the math I chickened out dude I’m banged up enough without<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:34 skateboarding this is KT at K mxx who uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:39 just kind of a it’s kind of a a a women’s empowerment uh tweet here says I just remembered I’m a 25-year-old woman<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:47 with my own house and I can put 15 onion rings in the oven for my dinner if I want to hell that’s the snack what’s the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:54 rest of the dinner bad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:00 ass listen this is my last meme for round one it’s a picture of the gum rack at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:09 like so probably grocery store or Walmart or uh actually I’m guessing this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:15 is probably the dollar store actually just based on uh the skus but there’s a there’s a bunch of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:22 Icebreaker Ice Cube like gum on one side and on another side and then right right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:28 on the rack you well I’ll just read the caption the caption says someone chewed up an entire<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:35 package of gum and spit it out on the Shelf at the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:41 store that screams Walmart that screams Walmart dude I I this is Dollar General<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:47 I mean I can feel it in my Dollar General yeah yo I just want the doar<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:54 general of Walmarts yeah I have thought about this meme every day this is from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:59 Reddit mildly infuriating I thought about it every day this week<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:04 because who was this what how did something like this happen like I I just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:11 really you you work amongst the public and you question so far removed from anything I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:19 could ever do like I just can’t rrap my that’s all I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:26 one I don’t agree with that I think you know okay I’ll say this the only way I could imagine myself doing this is if I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:34 just got fired see there it’s a thin line but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:39 there’s a line I suppose I suppose all right T you’re up Hey hi guys we’re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 1 Tiede – SHORT round<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

14:46 gonna do that thing I do uh TD’s often imitated never duplicated Short Round One brought to you by the dumbest [ __ ] I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:51 could find on the internet and boy the internet didn’t let me down all right let’s do this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:57 thing oh is it working um waiting to do this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:03 thing is it working no not not even close<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:08 man fix post here’s some dumb [ __ ] all right uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:14 crazy uncle Gil I don’t know you hey it’s it says me trying to figure out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:19 what’s going on in the world via memes since I refus to watch the news and it’s Drake looking like a confused Punk into<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:27 his phone and yes this one I felt personally because yes this is how I get most of my news is from this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:34 podcast that should scare everyone all right moving on it’s it’s a lot of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:39 responsibility I know right educating TIY um D this is so weird why isn’t like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:46 doing this I don’t know I’m I’m I’m waiting to move on bro I I no that’s not even close man you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:52 skipped like my entire rounds oh yeah you ski H my rounds oh yeah here’s who screwed it up Michael called me on the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:59 freaking Facebook why would you do that I just text you my memes and I just bumped it dude sorry yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:06 Broski weing okay fixing post next up that’s not no you went the wrong direction I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:16 [ __ ] no dude that’s another round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:22 man it’s not working properly Sammy put something else on I’m tired of watching<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:27 okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good I I posted this and I put this up<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:33 here just for brain and of course brain ain’t [ __ ] here um because he actually posted this or I posted this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:39 last week he commented like dude I almost used this on the podcast last night um but yeah it’s another day<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:45 another meme call me out it says me on my way to pretend to be a nice friendly and sociable person at work and it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:51 Oscar the Grouch driving a vehicle looking like [ __ ] Oscar to Grouch my spirit totem guy nice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:59 all right moving on I aspire to be everything that Oscar is um Goose nibble front of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:07 show uh repost a TW uh Reddit thread here it says in the bear Jeremy Allen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:13 White is absolutely jacked as [ __ ] this is a reference that he is an actor not<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:18 an overworked Chef who doesn’t go to the gym smokes a pack of cigarettes a day three and sleeps three hours a night and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:25 it’s a picture of Jeremy Allen White it’s obvious that’s true but I’m my question is when did uh restaurant chefs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:32 get to sleep a whole three hours now not when I worked in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:39 restaurants moving on should check in with George<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:45 right uh Shad Steve and a bunch of other people came together and posted this beauty says this says this is the most<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:52 important election of our lives there just a bunch of election signs for various candidates like Haywood lomy for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:00 mayor we got we got e Norma SC running<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:05 and we also got we got a reelect uh Barry mccockiner forier and we got Hugh Janus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:12 back there couple other ones I can’t quite read but you you get the idea very important election please go vote in a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:19 in in three weeks I’m gonna beat that dog all right moving on got gotta hurry I feel a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:25 certain kinship with the hey would you blow me yeah FR of the show um see it poker on Friday<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:34 big guy uh Satan hell Satan uh it’s got a picture of a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:40 gentleman who is at the uh appears to be The Stairway to Heaven even though I’m pretty sure there ain’t one of those um<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:48 and he’s looking very shocked concerned and says waking up in heaven after begging God to take my wife’s headache<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:55 away feeling a little called out here Satan saying there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:01 bro Jesus okay uh once again Satan hail<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:06 Satan um Hil Satan it’s Goose looking kind of perturbed saying hey what’s that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:13 stuff with and then he’s chasing a guy wearing a uh big fluffy coat saying what’s your jacket stuff with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:20 [ __ ] I could hear a goose saying that oh dude I can see a whole Fleet of them on North<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:26 absolutely with with confidence all right uh moving on here uh FR of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:33 show Once Again hail Satan H Satan what up it it’s the classic two panel meme of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:39 a unmasked Cyclops making out with Jean Gray on a dirty floor and um Cyclops is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:47 labeled microwave heat and Gan Gray’s labeled plate and then they’re in the distance looking sadden for Lauren is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:53 Wolverine going my burrito I feel this I feel this in my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:59 soul tell you what man I felt something when you said making out on a dirty floor I don’t know why because I just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:06 described your ideal Friday all right um we got is this show what are we doing I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:13 don’t know since we got three from Satan we gotta have one from God uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:19 acquaintance of the show at angelore pimp um it’s a cat speaking into a microphone like it’s like testifying a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:27 Congress or some [ __ ] but it just says please stop asking me my dream job I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:33 never dreamed about working a amen Kitty and that is the last one I got for the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:39 Short Round One often imitated never duplicated world famous short one round one that it was brought to dumbest [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:45 I could find on the internet over to you more well done well I feel like I had a meme from God but I haven’t I haven’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 1 Sizemore – wholesome round<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

20:52 seen it as I’ve gotten ready here huh well if a miracle manifests itself<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:58 you let us know yeah I’ll let you guys know here’s a post from founding zat a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:04 Found book for the Facebook for the blind George stop it you know I was distracted looking for the God meme he’s got two<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:12 panel from uh The Good the good like the good good place is that right TD yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:18 it’s a good place and uh we have Ted danon’s character uh labeled as FTC SEC<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:25 and he’s talking to the USDA FDA and he says McD figured it out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:31 McDonald’s this this is a real low Point yeah this one this one hurts before you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:37 move on and yeah I was the way taking care of my dog that was doing something that should have been don’t you dare say<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:42 that word McDonald’s oh you dirty dirty<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:49 person headed dancing shut up dirty<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:56 sanchez he’s at poker on Friday moving on moving on uh look I’m telling you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:01 here in the Midwest uh and in America as a whole we have fans of everything uh this this is one this is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:10 one I this one I saw out in the parking lot uh it is a red white and blue striped uh finger doing the devil horns<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:17 uh hand Poe and it says blue balls you you found this in public I found this in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:24 public on my own and uh here’s the weirdest thing I talked about this on stage agage and I did it and was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:30 interrupted because a guy went and I was like proving my point<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:35 that every kind of sex somebody likes it every kind of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:41 sex I mean uh yeah I don’t know like what<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:47 Michael was saying what are we doing Gen X Gen X only has this picture<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:55 of a briefcase with a a yellow light bulb in it and a battery says this is what was in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:00 [Laughter] briefcase that’s a Pulp Fiction joke it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:06 is a p fiction joke and it’s fantastic man and some of my friends are like Repo Man I was like no actually if you go<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:12 back and watch Repo Man you never see the briefcase moving on Mike Ingram for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:17 everyone if you’re not follow Mike Ingram for everyone uh why not he’s for everyone he’s got yeah he’s got this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:24 post for uh just saying good morning says me climbing out of a trash can yes I’m available to give<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:30 advice yeah that’s me on Facebook all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:37 day um friend of the show Craig Craig we miss you buddy uh but thanks for sending<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:42 all the cards and letters says uh this is what a human hand looks like under a microscope and we see the eye pieces of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:48 a microscope and as we scroll down it’s been tilted back and someone’s put their hand under it it’s a hand under a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:55 microscope no bro thought that would solicit a bigger groan from quiet uh he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:01 probably muted again I’m not muted ah he’s just he’s not muted he’s just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:08 disappointed yeah the just disappointed episode uh BR of the show Paul has this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:15 post from Sam Decker and I tell you what it set off a firestorm among my friends and made me very happy says can I tell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:21 you a secret I don’t care if there are undocumented immigrants in this country I think it’s a nonissue without Social<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:26 Security numbers they’re not getting the welfare people claim they’re getting vast majority of them are normal people trying to live a better life the whole<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:32 wall the port the illegals [ __ ] is just 1% convincing the Working Poor to blame a subset of the Working Poor for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:39 the fact that they’re all poor instead of realizing they’re all poor due to the vast income inequality and resource price inflation in combination with wage<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:46 stagnation the existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor it’s because the people who control<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:51 everything refuse to increase your wages and this led into a massive fight<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:57 about border wall and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:03 immigration proving that the distraction is super [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:10 effective friend of the show uh or new new acquaintance of the show Aron Mel<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:16 Boyington uh has this four panel cartoon that is really excellently drawn I love the shading in this and all the artistic<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:22 style we see two women uh uh one with a little uh her hair up in a p tail one with a short<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:28 hair uh I don’t know looking kind of stylish I guess and one says I really wish there was a way to know whether<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:33 ghosts are real and the other girl is holding up the Ouija board box you know game box is what if we had like a code<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:41 phrase what like a password like if my ghost ever tries to contact you I’ll start by saying our code phrase that way<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:48 you’ll know if it’s really me or if you’re being scammed in the final two panel we see a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:54 woman say what would our code phrase be it would have to be something elegant original like poetry and then we see an<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:00 older woman at the uh at the fortune teller looking at her crystal ball and she says your friend says salty Badger<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:11 nipples the old lady gasps and says it is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:16 you salty Badger nipples of course my junior high uh punk band name yeah you beat me to it here we have<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:25 a caption that uh we have a Spock but it’s evil Spock with the goatee and he says live a short life and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:32 fail that’s how I end my emails at work I love how it’s Star Trek goatee<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:38 evil equal evil clone or something dude that’s why I’m growing this goatee haven’t you noticed I’m saltier now I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:45 like much meanor to you people it’s awesome uh here uh from new friend of the show sarcasm oh who am I kidding old<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:52 friend of the show possibly the oldest friend of the show sarcasm<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:59 and we have two uh great characters here we have uh Odin of Asgard and he is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:06 saying I have as God and then we have uh TD help me out Samuel Jackson is Nick<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:13 Fury and he says I have shield and then we have Loki saying I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:20 have both eyes yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:28 Odin and Odin Odin and Nick Fury kind a little Furious uh here we just have a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:33 little duckling little duckling looking you right in the eye and you says Dear autocorrect it’s never<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:39 duck word got two more to the end of this Mike Ingram for everyone and if you’re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:44 not following my gang for everyone you are missing out he’s for everyone he says damn it he’s cashier says the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:50 receipt is in the bag me you two oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:55 yeah oh yeah and finally for my wholesome round one at my funeral my kid<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:03 leaning into my coffin in Whispers can I play a game on your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:09 phone dude that wraps up my wholesome round one now with 30% More Death handing it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:17 back to you quiet Michael all right here we go kicking off round two the irrelevant round this time kicking off<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 2 Quiet – irrelevant round<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

28:24 round two with Nick got his 01 at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:30 springco uh he says for anyone who’s wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:38 no oh no we see Nick has a text from Maddie and uh the Apple intelligence<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:45 summary of the text says Maddie broke no longer in a relationship once belongings<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:51 from the apartment I mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:58 my favorite my favorite thing about this is that it’s one minute ago so somebody saw this was like I’m gonna need this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:06 later but I’m not so sad this is gonna be funny as<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:11 [ __ ] step bro. Steve a person we know uh hope you’re okay down there in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:17 Jacksonville Steve actually honestly I don’t give a [ __ ] but he’s reposted uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:22 danl dlet says what do you do in this situation and it’s a picture of two mullers with a wisdom tooth growing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:30 perpendicular to the roots of the MERS this is exactly how my wisdom tooth was coming in by the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:36 way say says this goes away if you ignore it long enough by the way oh God<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:43 no which listen I gave it like four years man and it did not go away uh it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:50 actually just intensifies Anna Spargo Ryan Anna Spargo Ryan says I just saw a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:57 pre Sunrise bird and thought what are you doing up so early and when I looked<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:02 closer it was eating a literal [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:09 worm wow milky ratp<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:15 milk sorry friend of the show milky rat milk says just me yelling not now kitten<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:22 Daddy’s busy every time a coworker asks for help<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:29 yeah so bad try at work tomorrow oh I thought this was I thought this was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:35 really uh really something here uh Eric will you read this for us it’s two<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:40 tweets sure uh this is for it just says a picture of Neil degrass Tyson says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:46 Neil degrass Tyson puts Jeff bezos’s net worth Into A New Perspective and then there’s another one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:53 from Neil degrass Tyson says if Jeff Bezos put all his money up his ass would need a really big<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:00 ass [Music] yeah you sure that’s not<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:08 Satan ay Edison says every time I drink milk I remember my roommate who used to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:15 put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink quote more milk per<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:21 milk whoa whoa could you do that with gasoline I would [ __ ] myself to death if<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:30 I did this I not want to try<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:35 this or milk per milk that guy’s gonna he’s gonna be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:41 great when he gets his NBA though uh jug Heat at Eddie mcst striplin says getting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:47 Chinese food in 1830 yeah can I get the regular Soldier chose<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:53 chicken oh my that’s funny he just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:00 enlisted [ __ ] this joke man all right fris soon mff says I am not dying<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:09 to a hurricane named Milton [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:14 bro I mean yeah I think I have two more for this round Zack silberberg says RP<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:22 Pavlov you would have loved notifications oh God<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:30 that’s really smart and my last meme for round two the irrelevant round is basil<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:38 uh at link of sunshine who says I love the idea that America developed a weather controlling super weapon and the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:44 only thing they use it for is just to [ __ ] over Florida specifically twice a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:51 year and that’s all I got for round two the irrelevant round back to TD I mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:57 to be fair if I controlled the weather machine we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 2 Tiede<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

33:04 felll hi guys we’re gonna do that round two thing the inade round place your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:10 bets H I bet I bet I bet you are I bet you’re NE take the over take the over<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:17 all right moving on uh M Mandy Dawson I don’t know you uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:25 text a conversation here and it’s a picture of a deck pretty nice looking deck and got some Shrubbery around it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:32 says oh sorry for the unsolicited deck pick that was meant for someone<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:38 else and and they respond that is a sexy deck 10w 10 sit on it would sit on it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:45 would sit on it sorry trim the bushes so it looks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:52 bigger I mean that’s that’s just that’s just manscaping 101 right there oh yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:59 this is sex team with the deck uh moving on that is that is a lot of double on Tandra in one me oh so much double<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:05 anandra and one thing uh spill the memes front of the show hey uh it’s got a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:12 picture of like a guy interviewing another guy for a job and it says boss there are pros and cons with working<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:17 here me okay boss like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:25 right and Pros I feel seen I feel<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:34 seen all right moving on uh internet Hall of Fame uh has a thing from Yahoo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:41 answers here and someone asked the question how am I sure I’m the real mom of my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:47 kid and they say I just had a baby and it looks more like the man I had my baby<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:52 with it doesn’t look like me at all and I’m scared that he was cheating on me with another lady and I had her kid this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:59 child is the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I can’t imagine giving my baby to the real mom how do I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:06 know dude what state is this in I think we need to call<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:12 somebody uh what yeah it I bro that’s a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:23 young uh Patton at General Patton 83<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:28 uh it’s got a picture of a bunch of cats very large cats with torches and [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:34 and they’re poking at this lady and it says awaken wench thou has not yet been<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:40 Exempted the bottom though it has not yet been emptied the bottom of our<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:45 kibble is once again visible my God this is every cat oh that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:53 I’m looking I’m looking at my cat right now and she oh yeah every every damn cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:59 moving on the only thing missing here is that large cat should be pushing that woman towards a ledge<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:04 like and the little cat should be like to the ledge<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:11 theedge okay Mo spill the memes once again uh says men can understand all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:17 these gauges but not their woman and it’s a car with all [ __ ] ton of gauges and things and readouts and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:25 monitors and Josh at loser crew just goes well they actually tell us what’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:30 wrong [Music] so I feel seen I feel seen all right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:40 moving on blink once if you’re okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:45 Titi I won’t blink the rest of this round Hall of Fame no shame in his game<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:53 Dr ior mechon oh God<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:58 says the weirdest genre of dudes on here are 40-year-old men with wives who follow a bunch of young women LMFAO and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:06 fart monster 2K I like you uh I just blinked sorry um says as a 40-year-old<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:12 married dude I can tell you it’s because those young women or many of them often post pictures of their boobs and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:19 following them makes those pictures show up on my phone I feel seen I feel I’m just no I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:26 not maybe I am moving on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:31 huh uh meal uh at Meal girl oh yeah baby<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:37 we I think we had this picture up last week but this is a different this is a different take on this picture and it’s a picture of two average size um<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:44 Midwestern tenderloin sandwich that are bigger than the plate the bun is just there to show you how big this pork<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:51 tenderloin is yep and it says my apologies Indiana I wasn’t aware of your game because yes other states may do it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:58 but I think we I think Indiana does it best and I think they originated the fried pork tender<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:04 line I don’t see anyone else jumping up to take credit so you may have it who’s your boy thank you one thing we got man<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:11 that in a shitty Race All Right Moving on uh internet Hall of Fame once again<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:19 uh from tar T talamar says so many people crying<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:24 on Valentine’s Day like it’s the only day of the year No One loves<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:30 them I feel seen I feel seen all right moving on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:36 uh trash can Paul friend of the show trash can Paul what up and and he’s got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:43 this picture of a comic book from way from from back in the day maybe<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:48 Golden Age Era comic book and it’s this massively muscular dude laying in bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:57 like his six-pack has a six-pack and and it just say how tolken slept in 1937 after<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:04 writing a bestseller with no female characters tolken was a manly<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:12 man oh my gosh wow seriously none uh there was like two in the movie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:20 I don’t know if they were in the original book uh all right hey uh Jason jester uh is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:27 going to help us wrap up the uh last one I got for round two here uh front of the show friend of the universe friend of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:34 you and me Jason Jester uh he posted another text conversation and the person<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:39 goes what are we eating tonight and the person goes hm and then they send an eggplant emoji and a block of cheese<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:46 emoji and the other person just goes the [ __ ] uh dick cheese and the person like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:53 no eggplant parmesan [Music]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:58 but see an emojis an eggplant and plant is a pecker um and then the person just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:04 goes I’m gonna need you not to use emojis ever<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:10 again because yeah oh well anyway I’m going to leave that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:16 one in your mental uh mental image and uh wrap up the round two here the anator<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:23 round because guess what oh baby over to you I guessed it man dude I totally<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:29 guessed take the over take the over I totally guessed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 2 Sizemore interstitial round fail<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

40:34 it I win this thing every week yeah it’s true actually TR trust me dude there’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:40 no losers here is that is that what you call empiric<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:45 victories I don’t even know what that means but yes I screwed up before I loaded yours<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:52 and I didn’t load enough of mine I’m all screwed up yay I love it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:00 who’s watching crap oh Beverly I’m gonna mute you sorry the technical difficulties there we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:07 go yay hi how you doing all right doing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:12 the uh the uh the uh interstitial round I believe uh is what we we’ve been<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:18 calling it right you know clearly yeah sure yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:25 uh wow okay that’s not I’m gonna I’m gonna play the role of brain here and go I don’t really know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 3 Quiet jumpin the line<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

41:30 what those words mean ah sweet that’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:36 perfect that is perfect dang it I suck we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:45 know but thanks for admitting it yeah Eric I’m about to jump you in line<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:51 you go all right I’m going round three for me and then we’ll come back for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:57 Erics Something There You Go kicking it off with uh Genie talking to the guy and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:02 he says three three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bring back<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:08 dead people and the man says I want Reese’s cups to moan when I take their little panties<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:14 off and the GD says there are four rules<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:20 abely e no uh Eric why don’t you read this one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:26 for us uh sure never mind don’t do it we got no go back go<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:32 back I’m on it mother don’t say I can’t do it now you took it away it’s so bad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:37 dude it’s so bad are I don’t think you want it man all right fine it’s it’s a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:42 it’s it’s making light of a very bad reality about cops and what kind of people they are step roasty uh someone<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:49 we know posts this picture from mask CEO at naior ‘s who says picture of uh is this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:00 what’s the name of this ship T it’s not the Starship Enterprise no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:05 that is the Executioner from Star Wars Episode um<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:11 six Return of the Jedi oh [ __ ] cool and mask CEO says imagine drunk driving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:20 this that thing is roughly the size of um Chicago next up we have Ste Ros again<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:27 this D there’s a picture of a dog and next to the dog there’s a picture of a campaign sides that says vote for Todd<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:33 2024 he likes cheese and it’s just a picture of the dog that’s standing next to it and directly underneath we see The<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:41 Return of the King oh yeah I like this this is a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:47 picture of a guy who’s wearing a hoodie that’s pulled tight around his face and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:52 he’s thinking really hard and he says you can’t stand backwards on stairs [Music]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:59 some comments you can’t stand backwards anywhere you’re always<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:07 facing yeah he was tripping my mind with the stairs thing but then he hit me with the truth<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:13 truth that’s right this a picture of a plaque on somebody’s wall<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:21 from the acma it says or amca and it says most improved<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:27 concerned it says certificate is presented to internal medicine and it says bro why does my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:33 doctor have a most improve certificate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:41 to Michael can I jump back in I don’t know how to do the order now uh I don’t know either man but I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:48 only have two more so you just wait Callie Jam goly says Garfield is a cat and doesn’t have a job the only<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:54 ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that JN suddenly isn’t around after having been home all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:00 weekend Garfield doesn’t hate Mondays he loves JN and he’s too proud to say it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:06 a don’t you ruin Garfield for me two more this is the this is the famous<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:12 American Choppers or whatever whatever the show was uh the dad arguing with his<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:18 son and the dad says they’re coming here illegally and the son says they need our help and the dad says we should help<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:24 Americans first and then the son throws a chair and says well then let’s help the Americans and the dad screams no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:32 that’s socialism yeah every time oh and finally<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:39 my last meme leaving only my PO my post with the most is Sasha Von didkovsky<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:44 has a picture of Abraham Lincoln here and then it says I’ve never met anyone who even kind of looks like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:54 this I mean that is so weirdly true man that is very<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:01 strange I that’s all I have so I guess we’re going back to Eric all right uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 2 Sizemore interstitial round success<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

46:07 little tidbit here if you missed it Trump the oldest ever nominee for president doled around the stage tonight<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:13 telling a very bored crowd in Pennsylvania to vote on January 5th not the weirdest part though stood<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:21 there for 40 minutes while they played music yeah and this is the greatest what<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:27 dude 40 minutes you just stood there and at one point uh who the the governor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:32 woman gome killer the one who killed the dog yeah she started trying to to mimic it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:39 and it was just bad white people flailing on stage so anyway consequently I found out about this because all over<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:45 Facebook were those Mark safe Flags said Mark safe from having to dance to YMCA for 30 minutes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:51 today oh no complete complete brain glitch you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:57 know all over the leosphere people were like this video is going to destroy them<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:02 and I’m like no but it’s funny it’s good stuff uh everyone was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:07 posting pictures of the uh Northern Lights so uh thought I’d you know pass that along here oh come on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:14 now and uh yeah of course in the sky there it’s just a superimposition of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:20 Jazz paper cup pattern but awesome sauce R of the show and founding uh zat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:29 uh one of he uh he’s got this post from it humor and memes says got an AI<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:36 rejection letter for being born on the wrong date dear blank hope this message finds you well thank you for your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:41 interest in the it analyst role at blank company thanks for submitting your application by reviewing your application materials we found that the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:47 information provided in you regarding your birth date un Linked In specifically 420 seems inconsistent with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:54 Professional Standards that we uphold with within our Organization<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:00 no so yeah you were born on the wrong date sir and that’s just not professional in in the eyes of our of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:07 our AI so kindly that’s poor [ __ ] kindly step aside uh the horse [ __ ] friend of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:15 show The Horse [ __ ] uh has a note here from a concerned neighbor says I am a very concerned resident regarding your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:22 horrifying and demonic array every Halloween this is not a happy time of year in fact it is the time when Satan<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:30 impregnates his bride and transfem goddess streamer says not if I can impregnate her<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:35 first yes and Ralph Maximus says happy Satan impregnates His Bride season to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:41 those who celebrate all right missing some hail<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:47 satans but that’s all right sat sorry too late you’re going to hell oh yay I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:53 get to go to work tomorrow uh a tardigrade and man if you’re not following the tardigrade you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:00 are missing out because tardigrades are cool man little water bear there a tardigrade has this post of a blastula<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:07 in really cool colors here about I don’t know I’d say six cells six cells and it’s labeled this is a person and then<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:13 there’s a bunch of ingredients for chocolate cake and it says this is a chocolate cake there’s a ball of yarn says this is a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:23 scarf you know what cool too you can freeze a scarf or a blastula but uh not<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:30 a person anyway uh far right watch at let’s see two days ago uh at hash<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:37 50clock inspiration your 50 clock inspiration I don’t know what that means but it’s the typical uh equality Equity<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:45 uh Etc sign where you see the three people standing behind the fence watching the baseball game in one they<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:51 they don’t quite have the boxes they they all the same box but they can’t quite see then there’s another one where they got different Siz boxes so they can<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:57 all see and then in the third one we have a stack of boxes going beyond the frame and a cop that has both of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:03 people under arrest and says capitalism quality Equity<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:10 capitalism it’s pretty good it’s pretty good uh anti qanon memes post this one from Victor wiin trout at cpin 42 hi I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:18 a Christian conservative who believes in angels and talking snakes but I need to see more data on climate change word<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:28 here’s a three panel from uh oh man what am I looking at here I’ve got Thor I got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:34 Thor from The Avengers and uh the raccoons in the background and who’s who’s he talking to here oh that’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:39 Star-Lord right yeah correct correct correct so Thor is talking to Star-Lord<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:46 and Thor has the Israeli flag on his head and Star-Lord has an American flag and he says everyone knows who’s in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:53 charge starlord says me right yes yes of course of course of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:01 course oh that scene oh that that’s so accurate I know right it’s kind of funny<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:08 I liked it oh still got more demons N I already did that one uh Mike Ingram for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:13 everyone and again if you’re not following Mike Ingram for everyone I guess you don’t really have to because I do it for you and just post it all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:19 here he is for everyone though he is uh he says every year this pair of photos<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:25 brings me so much joy and we have the girlfriend uh sorry the Girl Scouts cookie box from the tag logs uh and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:32 they’re doing a little punk band here man and it’s a caption all [ __ ] we are the tagalogs let me see some<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:39 Carnage open this [ __ ] pit up and in the second panel she’s closeup<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:46 of her screaming into the mic this little girl says this one’s called $5 box and it’s about your mom let’s go<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:56 oh yeah baby I think I’ve been to that show yeah and like seriously this is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:02 what the internet’s for okay here here and finally old friend of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:09 the show yours and mine Cory Showtime Robinson has a post here of himself with the megaphone and he says my biggest<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:15 regret about my old job is that I didn’t steal<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:22 more speaking for all of us and oh I’m so lost what what are we doing handing it to to Titi you know what if it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:30 easier for you do round three Bubba no I got you all queued up here bro okay okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:35 whatever is is for you big guy and then I I this is so weird no idea my rhythm’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:42 all off the Rhythm the Rhythm the rhythm you’re white of course your rhythm’s off<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:47 okay shut up I hate that stereo absolutely [ __ ] cooked without it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:52 not a stereotype it’s like it’s the Deep magic which I was there is written uh we can’t dance qu moving the screen um<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 3 Tiede<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

53:00 Savage Beauty seriously Tri me out Man Savage Beauty I don’t know you um says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:06 private example and it just says the Titanic is a great example of how just a tip can get you into a lot of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:15 [Music] trouble all right moon on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:20 dang what are you fonsy count spill the memes once again in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:26 front of the show uh it says when someone tries to tell me how dumb my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:31 memes are it’s that picture of James Franco with a noose around his neck going first time on my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:37 [Laughter] page yeah that is one of my favorite<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:44 things is this your first day on the internet yeah like did no one warn you uh ghost<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:50 freaks at ghost freaks uh just says owls can sit crisscross applesauce and and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:56 is a owl with his little fluffy legs uh crisscross style and Dick Wolf not the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:05 one that makes the TV shows says it’s always something new with these [ __ ] really<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:13 isan it’s kind of creepy and kind of cool looking dude I totally want to see that motion now I want to see video I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:20 how that happens because you know it’s adorable absolutely all right next up uh we got Midwest versus is everybody at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:28 Midwestern op it says being from the Midwest is admiring the house on a hill<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:34 but saying imagine that driveway in a couple of months and it is a very long and steep up driveway Michael you’re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:40 from South Canada you know this oh yeah I think about this all the time on mik<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:46 dude I think about that in Kentucky all the time Kentucky and West Virginia and I have relatives there and I I don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:51 want to ask I don’t want to hear yeah when I’m in Souther when I’m in southern Indiana or Illinois and I see stuff like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:58 this like dude surprised there’s not more heated driveways yeah I mean I ain’t got that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:06 kind of money but I mean you do you boo boo all right uh the conversion rate must be different up in South Canada I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:11 don’t know like there’d be a way somebody would figured out a way to do it cheap<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:17 by now that’s not the American way that ain’t capitalism uh best memes uh new new<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:25 acquaintance uh it’s got a picture of a dinosaur talking to this little time traveling robot and the time traveling<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:32 the dinosaur goes time traveling robot what’s it like in the future and the little time traveling robot starts<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:37 showing projections on a hollow screen it says humans eat your descendants and it’s a picture of a dead T chicken it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:45 says in the shape of you Dino nuggies in a pan with the power they generate by<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:50 burning your corpses because yeah that’s how that works hell yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:58 so yeah pretty accurate all right moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:04 on uh some dip [ __ ] named Andrew TIY and IED stop being mean to my friend Titi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:12 yeah he’s not really that likable guys trust me I’ve known him for a long time um anyway I posted this a few days ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:20 and I stand by this this may be the most called out by meme I’ve ever been and it says me don’t overthink it also me it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:28 picture of uh be Arthur as Bland I’m sorry as Dorothy on The Golden Girls it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:34 says I predict nothing but disaster and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:39 tragedy saving every day every single day all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:48 right moving on uh the phoh the pheral spiritualist<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:55 new acquaint of the show we’ll see how this goes uh repost from atro Pearlman<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:02 it says just once I want the opportunity to dramatically sweep everything off a table to make room for a giant map that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:08 I’ll use to explain the plan hell yeah you know my like wrapping paper tubes I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:15 used to do [ __ ] like that with when I was a kid just knock all the crap off my desk in my room I think this is how the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:21 first Facebook for the blind meeting went though if you remember I don’t I know I wasn’t here<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:27 well you know I was talking about the heist oh well oh yeah that that probably yeah um I was testing you and you passed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:35 thank you world glad I could help worldwide car scene I don’t know you uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:40 repos from Russ here is it’s a picture of a lady standing next to a Bentley uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:46 with a bow on it says I just put my mama in a Bentley and then Kyle says nice I put<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:52 mine in a state of constant worry for my well-being yep<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:58 that’s F because my brother’s name is Kyle and he’s an [ __ ] oh my no he would tell you that’s how he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:05 introduces himself um 5 AM text uh front of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:10 show says I’m due for a drunk night where I end up eating chicken with my eyes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:17 closed y’all know what the hell I’m talking you know what I’m talking about I know you do seis more nope nope taking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:26 the fifth and uh finally uh this is my wrapping up round uh three here then<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:32 we’ll go back to seism more um friend of the show friend of mine Samantha Sam<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:37 Weedman Hi Sam hey she says me as a kid falls 10 feet from the monkey bars<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:45 I’m okay me now I tried to scoop ice cream that was a little that was uh just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:51 a little too Frozen and I dislocated my shoulder I I feel hurt I feel seed I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:56 feel called out and that’s all I got for round three over to you size work<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Round 3 Sizemore<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

59:01 excellent excellent that was well done round you guys are awesome I’m I’m so delighted with my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:09 Uber professional co-hosts really am and uh Bev I’m so I’m sorry Beverly I am so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:15 sorry but uh there was some weird feedback and uh I I had to mute your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:20 microphone because it’s getting on the recording I’m really sorry<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:27 on the yeah I can’t yeah yeah actually<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:33 think it was me no that was bleeding over into the audio n it’s coming through on Bar’s I’m so yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:42 yeah did she say blame it on the bog she’s blaming it on fleet week<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:48 that’s what I heard I blame the bog the I heard I heard bong and that’s all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:55 you need need to know people of the bog you guys going to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:01 vote for Trump or uh Harris this year uh I’m still<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:06 undecided um I’m gonna write in Mickey Mouse oh there you go you gotta fight<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:13 for your right to gladly vote for Harris do that yeah she’s I I I hate I even<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:22 amongst you guys who know who I’m voting for I just hate discussing politics that much oh yeah it’s good I know when it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:29 comes down to I was like TIY would you rather talk about politics or strip clubs he’s like there was this girl<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:34 named Sparkle you’ve heard that story too many<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ROUND 3 Sizemore 1ST MEME<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1:00:40 times my ginger for everyone oh my God top score in this game yeah he’s got a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:46 picture of a person’s house down in Florida bracing from Milton and they have uh strapped it down they have<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:53 bolted and staked those canvas strap TRS across the roof of the house and Mike<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:59 Ingram has captioned it with a tugs On ratchet straps oh yeah that baby ain’t going<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:05 nowhere I can’t decide if this is incredibly stupid or just a little bit<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:11 genius yeah he says but in all seriousness just like the pool noodle hail Shields when this works he’s going<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:18 to look like a damn genius and I seem to remember somebody taking pool noodles covering their car and duct taping them<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:24 to it and it protected it from hail damage and I was like genius so yeah tugs on them ratchet straps so I I can<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:31 tell you the straps are what people do in the Caribbean islands to for to keep their houses in place for for hurricanes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:37 and it does work so [ __ ] we don’t live where there’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:43 hurricanes yeah that’s true all right Mike swiger uh acquaintance of the show I suppose he’s got the two panel of uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:50 who’s this guy he’s Canadian right he’s South South Kendrick’s Whipping Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:56 yeah cool he’s got the hand up he’s saying man-made climate change and he’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:02 got the smile on the point he says man-made hurricanes oh yeah yeah so much<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:08 of that going around this one guy was trolling big time he did this entire design it looks like a pitch deck for a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:15 military defense contractor and we have a you know some kind of airplane<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:21 deploying this like missile type thing but it’s got a wing on it it says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:26 deployed hurricane destroying nuclear fatter it’s got swivel Wing simple<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:33 reliable deployment it pulls a large F water behind it says that it’s avaps<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:38 compatible and integrated with current Noah systems with an insitu atmospheric<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:44 probe to measure pressure temperature and humidity so there you go nuclear F<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:50 ice water anyway I’m dying wish to God I’d track this thing down just to see what MAA thought of this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:57 it’s just naked and I’ve been in enough conversations online to know that they see whatever they want to see so fun<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:04 times uh hey it was uh columb uh sorry it was uh National indigenous people’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:09 day this Monday and here we have an illustration of two Native Americans<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:14 indigenous peoples looking out at the Nina the pent Santa Maria out there and he’s saying you know they’re not sending<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:20 their best they’re bringing drugs they’re bringing crime they’re rapists<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:25 and some I assume are good people Matt Mason Ministry of memes has<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:34 this picture of Christopher Columbus getting smacked in the face with a flipflop it’s a it’s pretty good<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:40 Photoshop too because as you can see his cheek going it says happy indigenous people’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:45 day swap what is this cheek doing it’s it’s like you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:52 going you know like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:57 noise again the the uh the resistance Garden has this uh commonly used post here with me [ __ ] Christopher Columbus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:05 the commenters all these angry faces and it’s all the Chads and the sunglasses and the hats making commentaries from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:11 their trucks in their in their profile [Music] pictures<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:18 y absolutely was I think one of the most incredible pieces of art though that I saw was this delightfully little beaded<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Colombitch<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1:04:26 pin that says bisher [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:34 colit that’s awesome points on concision I was like I should buy this like what am I gonna do<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:40 with this but yeah uh ruler of Seattle at thought slime says people who become<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:46 right-wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed most leftists<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:52 are annoyed by leftists every single day that’s how I know if somebody’s really a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:57 leftist if they’re as disenfranchised with the left as I am then I’m like oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:03 oh yeah how you doing you it you got it yeah yeah but yeah I uh I know some blue<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:08 Kool-Aid Drinkers and I tell them all the time you’ve made me so much more compassionate about trumpers yeah truly<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:16 like I [ __ ] I almost I just like I would almost do anything to spite you yeah except vote for Trump that’s just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:23 one yeah that’s just one step too far no I don’t need to do that only got a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:28 couple more left for uh the thingy here friend of the show Lex you remember Lex from the pig man she’s got this like map<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:35 of a house and it’s captioned this is the future leftist want for our homes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:40 and the largest room is labeled sodomy Lounge next one is the ketamine chamber<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:48 uh we’ve got uh wokeism bathroom with no doors an ADHD room that that’s cool yoga<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:57 a whole room for pronouns and a new metal Patio hell yeah hell yeah and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:04 friend of the show married to the founding zat uh George H C Chelsea she says new metal Patio sign<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:12 me the [ __ ] up hell yeah I can hear her saying<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:21 that and finally we have a picture of a raccoon on his hind legs with his eyes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:26 all of glow like he is in a trail cam and it’s captioned the age of man is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:34 over every day I pray for this actually are we are we in post with the most we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:40 are in post with the most here we go this week my post with the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

POSTS WITHS THES MOSTS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1:06:48 most comes from openly gay animals what openly gay animals friend of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:58 show says uh Godzilla walks what people in the city<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:04 see and uh then it’s just a picture of Godzilla walking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:10 by he is all pied up Shanklin used to say that’s that’s a dub truck I should<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:17 maybe note that Godzilla in this picture has no tail which is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:22 weird very and instead just has a massive<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:28 ass cheeks all right TIY what’s your Poe<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:34 what look it’s not my fault it’s my weird it’s my weird friends on Twitter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:40 okay so oh sure oh sure blame the algorithm algorithm Works in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:46 strange we both wearing weird cool sweaters and two why would you oh I have a sweater<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:55 that’s a blank that’s so cool um you how you GNA hit me with Godzilla cheeks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:00 Godzilla cheeks Godzilla cheeks caked them dude you are triggered by anything<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:07 yes this me will help explain it uh this is my post the most from psychological meme fair and its picture of a Bugs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:15 Bunny looking up at deathy duck who is driving a vehicle and bugs is like are you crazy and daffy’s like legally no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:22 there’s not a word for my condition I feel this I feel seen I feel heard I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:29 feel called out and that’s my post with the most over to you sore fantastic local angle here I posted this in real<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:36 time from our mic and I just said to the noob who asks for advice uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:43 quit is that that one kid yeah and Kristen said that guy can [ __ ] quit<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:50 please I’m surprised we haven’t made him quit yet I thought I’ll be there Thursday I’ll get get him but anyway<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:56 that’s a little too real so here’s a picture of Elon Musk kissing a uh AI robot says this picture of Elon Musk<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:03 kissing a prototype sex robot was generated by AI because the real robot wouldn’t do<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:09 it yes that’s a that was the most for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:16 Facebook for the Blind and I believe that constitutes an entirely whole episode of Facebook for the blind our<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:21 179th episode wrapping it up for 10:15 2024 we love you thank you so much love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:27 you George thanks for listening to an episode of Facebook for the blind follow<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:32 us on Facebook Twitter and [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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