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Check out the full episode of Facebook for the Blind on YouTube–a memecast for the visually and Facebook impaired (basically comedians telling show and tell with memes).<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:00 [Music] welcome to Facebook for the blind your look at the downfall of Western<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:05 Civilization through the best memes we can find each week ladies and gentlemen both and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:11 neither thank you for joining us for that time of the week we like to celebrate Facebook for the blind to show for the visually and Facebook impaired I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:18 am your honestly never humble host Eric Seymore joined by my beautiful co-host<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:24 from South Canada quiet Michael hi hi Eric<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:30 then you say like And subscribe then you say like And subscribe for the algorithm for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:37 subscribe to the algorithm also joined by my beautiful co-host by from nearby<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:42 Thomas burrow Andrew TD hi everybody the algorithm would love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:48 it if you liked and subscribed also danging T yeah and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:55 dialing in from the Left Coast it’s our friend Brain Damage I like to be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00 different so subscribe and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05 like West Coast mixing it up mixing it up ladies and gentem those beautiful<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12 co-hosts of mine are going to have some very very funny funny memes uh as you know but first uh we have a uh special<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18 trademark copyrighted essential uh part of every single episode of Facebook for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24 the blind that’s right you know it you love it I’m talking about picture of Steve shabber yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:33 we’re number one we’re number one in pictures of Steve sherg yes seriously<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:38 yeah you look around at your other podcast shows you’re like do they have pictures of no no not even close I mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:44 they have maybe some but not like us [Music]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:50 no talking about that depressing news<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:58 [Music] that’s right Facebook for the blind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:06 also it spiritual spiritual inspiration for the show Steve shamberg in a sweater<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:14 in a sweater that he also has tattooed on his arm uh Facebook for the blind lot of fun news this week you know what a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:21 Haitian group in Springfield Ohio has filed citizen criminal charges against Trump and Vance and a lot of people a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:28 lot of people are like well that’s rid does that won’t accomplish anything yes but you know what maybe it’ll teach mer Garland and Department of Justice how<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:35 fast you can move meanwhile uh JD uh JD had a little<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:41 debate with Uncle Tim uh Minnesota’s best we were rooting for him um and uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:47 and that went uh that went interestingly I liked how uh Vance was asked repeatedly about uh January 6 and he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:55 said I prefer to focus on the future<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:01 as many people you weren’t going to fact check as many yeah he asked if they were<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:06 I thought we weren’t going to fact check [ __ ] anyway the the thing that I really liked was it’s just like if anybody ever deflects that obviously in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:14 your face you know it’s just like you know did you cheat on me hey I prefer to focus on the future yeah right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:23 oh but it I actually really liked Wall’s response to that that is a damning not<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:28 an non answer oh really good he had a couple of them strung together man he had a couple of them strung together uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:35 the you know I love some walls you know the lyrics were there uh but the vibe didn’t slap I’m I’m sorry some of it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:42 just didn’t I couldn’t dance no he’s not good it’s not his it’s not where he’s strongest right like debating and and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:48 Vance is like a natural-born troll so loves being there on the debate stage<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:55 yeah y anyway truly creepy truly Insidious I was uh more frightened<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:01 afterwards than before hey and some good news uh you know BB came to the UN had a big un meeting last week and as uh BB<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:08 got up to be introduced uh dozens and dozens of people just walked out it’s a thing of beauty it’s a thing of beauty<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:14 got to see a lot of backsides uh wanted to give you guys an update I don’t know if you saw this but local community<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:20 college student is in custody after the FBI investigated his social media threat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:27 now I went in here and I read all about this thing and apparently uh he was uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:33 where is the thing here he was charged with uh you know he he he made posts on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:41 social media basically so what I want to say was oh yeah here we go it was unlawful use of a weapon for a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:47 threatening Facebook post so ladies and gentlemen Facebook is a weapon that can<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:52 get you investigated by the FBI did you know that I’m [ __ ] hell yeah we’re at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:58 the Forefront of the mimic Wars boys want to give you some good news cuz<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:03 TD’s always like why you got to give us all this bad news and I’m like okay hey did you hear that the pipeline of deadly<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:09 fentanyl into the United States may be drying up how about that how freaking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:14 cool is that deaths are down overdoses are down all around the country and it’s great the experts are like yeah they’re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:20 drying up for some reason drugs are hard trying to give it to their kids for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:26 Halloween right yeah that’s it that’s it it’s all been bought by the Halloween freaks they’re going to give it out to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:31 your kids Tri or treat stuff uh anyway it’s really crazy they’re saying that there’s less of it around uh the there’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:38 a short supply on the street the stuff that is out there has been stepped on a ton and often it has been mixed with an<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:46 industrial chemical known as btms and according to the people that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:51 know man you just can’t get high on btms so no nobody’s sure why anyone<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:58 would do that it doesn’t cause overdoses or immediate deaths so you know there’s that so it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:05 kind of like I don’t know Crystal Pepsi Crystal Crystal yeah anyway so uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:13 us overdose deaths have decreased in 2023 first time since 2018 and they’ve continued their descent in 2024<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:21 so we put the meth in Crystal Pepsi [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:26 yeah brought to you by Crystal Pepsi in a new yorker’s wet dream they finally<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:33 have a mayor who’s been indicted on federal charges how cool is that you know it feels a little like New York’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:40 trying to be like Chicago though you think hair hair it’s a little like jacking our Swagger I feel I gotta yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:47 I see it I’m with it do we still have the sign when you come into Illinois of how many days it’s been since we’ve had<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:53 a governor in jail the governor to prisoner pipeline is so real in Illinois<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:59 yeah ladies and gentlemen talk it’s real ladies and gentlemen politicians don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:06 go to jail I’m like I’m from Illinois politicians can go to jail all the time<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:11 time for a little PSA ladies and gentlemen talk to your children about running for office in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:18 Illinois before it’s too late moving on uh yeah seriously uh go<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:24 to The Daily Beast there’s an incomplete list of Eric Adams strangest mayoral moments and brother wow what a weirdo uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:32 I absolutely love this lawyer says that Diddy’s uh No Sex Fiend he was just a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:38 bulk buyer he goes there’s a Costco right down the street that’s why he had them<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:44 17 pallets of Baby Bo he got him at Costco he’s just really into discount<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:49 absolutely not dude Costco immediately put out a tweet and said we do not sell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:54 pallets of baby oil at any of our locations I think it’s kind of weird to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:00 to to say bulk buyer as a euphemism for human trafficking oh yeah well that’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:06 true you know you know though I I mean the kids these days with the languages<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:11 and stuff I mean what are you gonna do these kid lawyers they’re so cute hey you remember<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:18 the the guy you remember the guy who called himself a black Nazi uh who’s running for I don’t know something I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:23 don’t remember anyway half his staff half his Capital staff have quit on mass yeah yes your name to that guy out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:35 consequences yeah halfway through here uh this is hilarious uh bobert went on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:41 to Colorado NPR and uh and she was like oh oh you’re going to fact check me during the interview and she’s like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:49 yeah like these people do not ever want to be fact check they really don’t like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:55 fact checks which is unbelievable to me because those two words could mean anything they could meet almost anything<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:02 anyway very weird as you guys know the Dock Workers strike is undergoing right now the east coast is shut down uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:09 they’re looking for a 62% pay raise because all the fat cats R the shipping companies made of money uh over covid<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:17 and these guys were out there exposed to the virus doing their job and they didn’t get squat so and in a strange<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:25 turn of Affairs the administration appears to be on the side of the strikers who are potentially going to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:32 cause a little Ripple in the supply chains and recessions right before an election so you know there’s some guys<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:38 in the White House who are going dude dude dude dude dude we can do an executive order we can pause this we can pause this and I don’t know I guess<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:44 Biden’s holding strong going nope I’m Pro union guy I don’t know I’m I’m I’m loving it it’s pretty wild so fun stuff<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:53 um do you guys happen to catch Lavar Burton sending up his book Banning segment and uh radio uh sorry reading<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:59 radio no absolutely absolutely perfect man he did book B book uh band Book uh Reading<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:08 Rainbow absolutely fabulous segment on Jimmy Kimmel and I highly recommend that you go out and find it uh but all about<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:14 the book Bannings and then later on uh he takes the kids to uh attend a school board meeting and watches these people<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:21 and he’s like look Charlotte Webb got banned because it’s got talking animals and the Bible people were like can’t have that so um<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:29 talking snake is all that you need and a joke about a talking donkey and that’s it I don’t like seeing his face without<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:36 his viser on I know it is kind of disturbing yeah that’s Jordy leforge<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:43 quit calling him by his government name it does no no no no Reading Rainbow was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:49 way first my not in my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:55 heart but I I mean I kind of know what you mean because it feels like Jordy was lying to us about being blind all that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:02 time pretending for a paycheck I hear you I mean not that we wouldn’t all do it so there you go oh word hey I don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:09 know if you guys heard this one either but uh the far right uh party the Freedom Party which is much like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:16 American parties as is just a brand name and doesn’t mean anything at all uh they<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:22 uh they they they they got the majority but it’s a parliament over there you got to get together with other uh groups and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:28 form a coalition and they can’t form a coalition because you see the Freedom Party was started by Nazis did you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:34 that yeah Austrian Nazi party just one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:40 they are now more popular than ever it is a frighteningly uh familiar uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:46 campaign full of dog whistles talking about climate talking about communism<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:52 talking about foreigners talking about all them immigrants coming in it’s the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:57 exact same lines that you are hearing from a lot of other right- Wingers around there anyway the Nazis are back<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:04 and I just wanted to say didn’t didn’t it feel like didn’t we just spray for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:09 Nazis they’re like ticks man you got to spray every year three times get more immune to that spray man anyway<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:17 absolutely mind-blowing absolutely mindblowing well hey in some more good news Newsmax and smartmatic settled the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:23 2020 election defamation case on the eve of the trial and what I really hate about this crap is they always seal the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:29 documents on those settlements but brothers and sisters uh Fox News lost a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:34 billion dollars so I don’t know what Newsmax has but um I think most of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:41 it is gonna go to smart madic to settle this suit and I’m dying to hear the I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:47 dying to hear this but it’s just it’s awesome to see that lying at a massive scale has penalties that’s just amazing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:53 takes too long took six years but hey cool deal we always like to close out with a nice heart forming animal story<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:00 so wanted to show you this uh these are are Shepherd dogs Farm dogs and they are<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:06 leading this uh herd of cattle says Farm dogs leading their cattle out of the flood towards safety seriously one of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:13 the best photos ever just a huge train of cows with these three these four little good boys look at these good boys<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:20 and girls let me tell you something dude it’s it cost like five grand to get a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:25 cattle dog drained I’m not kidding that [ __ ] is cheap they are workers man<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:31 that’s that’s an incredible picture yeah very cool stuff oh I meant to throw in with the strike that’s happening on the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:37 East Coast U ofi uh building and Food Service workers continued their strike so they’re still holding out and if<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:43 there’s one thing students of UI need is food and service so and the the UI students for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:50 environmental concerns marched to urge the university to devest from the fossil fuel industry which God bless him<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:56 thought that was absolutely great so super cool and uh finally of course I mean we really should close out on the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:03 animal story of all animal stories which is mooding the baby Bing me hippo but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:08 unfortunately he’s no longer a source of Joy thanks Humanity what do you mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:14 because uh yeah pretty pretty crazy [ __ ] there’s uh uh a lot of you know it was all cute and wonderful and then you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:21 now they got mudang and he’s flying around with dragon wing holy crap<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:33 anyway we we we can’t have nice things uh the absolute High Point did you guys<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:38 happen to catch SNL’s mudang clip no I did see the clip absolutely wonderful<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:43 and all I gotta say is it’s fantastic that is the end of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:50 news from Facebook for the blind for October 3rd 20124 handed it over to my beautiful co-host Michael laoon for a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:56 nice uh I don’t know what do we agree on like average sized uh round one no Eric<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:02 here comes a big long round one kicking it off round one the wholesome round we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:10 got there we go I don’t think this was the meme I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:18 wanted stop stealing my bits kicking off this round with Cracker Barrel hey<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:25 cracker so just a restaurant it’s a bumper sticker and it’s a got the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:30 Cracker Barrel logo and a guy leaning on a on a barrel and it says my wife left me after I sat on my gun weird and blew<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:36 my entire dick and balls offs off at Cracker Barrel<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:44 yeah I don’t know how that’s a good advertisement for them but whatever I’m not their marketing guy Sunday Divine PR<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:50 of the show Sunday Divine at Sunday spelled like the ice cream Divine says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:56 uh this election will be like having friends over for dinner and some of your friends vote for pizza and some vote to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:01 kill cook and eat you even if Pizza wins the vote you’ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:06 still got a problem Bo Jan tungas say has this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:13 picture of Christian Bale I think it’s from American Psycho and uh looks like he’s about that age and it says ever<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:20 since I was a kid I knew I wanted to write emails and work cross functionally across<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:26 teams Bo bojan says maximizing shareholder value is my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:33 [Laughter] passion white cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:39 prophecy has his picture of JD Vance it but first it says the L Church the LDS<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:45 church anytime its members look up anything about it on the internet and it’s j saying the rules were you guys<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:51 weren’t going to fact check Aram not a goat says uh has a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:59 picture of this headline from pop crave it’s they’re retweeting pop crave who has Tim Walls and jie Vance next to each<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:06 other saying Tim Walls and jie Vance will have their vice presidential debate tomorrow Aram says fun Uncle versus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:11 cousin that isn’t in the group [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:17 chat I ha two more here uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:23 swayed at Dr sway as this picture of uh Powerpuff<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:29 girl and she’s sitting on a couch and she’s like happy crying and uh sway says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:35 I’m a knucklehead at times might actually be the best and most sincere thing I’ve heard from a politician in a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:41 while oh that’s true yeah it was kind of nice to hear something like that and finally uh my last meme for round one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:50 the wholesome round comes a meme that was sent to me no less than five times<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:55 this week I just picked this one from ship post Gateway at [ __ ] postgate and on the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:02 left it’s two pictures on the left we have a picture of a toilet but it’s shaped like a skull and on the right we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:09 have a picture of a Ural that’s shaped like a skull and on the left it says spooky dookie or creepy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:16 [Music] peeee overall friends and listeners of the show I do enjoy that Meme I don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:23 know why so many of you thought of me when we saw it but that’s it for round one kicking it over brain damage to be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:30 fair Michael I think of you when I see any urinal thank you Eric thank you you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:35 know okay I do I do think of you as a spooky do dooky kind of cat Michael I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:41 don’t know I don’t know all right starting it all for me here we have wuang Savvy forever posted<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:50 a two panel with um Leo DiCaprio and D Jango with a meme where he’s holding his<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:55 glass with his smirk laughing he a 16-year-old listen to wuang and on the second panel we have<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:02 the exact same thing but very much more fat and Bloated it says 45 me year old<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:08 me listening to Wu Tang as T likes to say I feel called out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:14 by the memes it hurts don’t it it does it does<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:21 all right here we got Christopher bizel I guess that’s how I say your name we’ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:27 got a cartoon of ACH bunch of eggs sitting around a room there’s an egg with a pearly necklace looks like it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:33 could be the mom an egg with a a suit and mustache could be the dad and then an egg with a pastor’s uniform much like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:40 quiet Michaels I think probably not holding a Holy Bible and they are there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:45 performing an exorcism on a deviled egg in the bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:51 yeah and note the cross with the little egg on it is upside down that’s hanging<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:56 off on the wall yeah I I I was going to note that but if you look at this little marking here at least they kind of make<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:02 it seem like the nail fell off and it and it and it flew down and and it’s on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:07 backwards but uh know maybe they’re actually the de the deved egg is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:13 actually getting them to turn on Jesus I don’t know Underground on top posted early<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:20 2000s when Eminem Dr Dre 50 Cent D12 gunit OB Trion exhibit would jump on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:26 each other’s tracks just to just J Ru Benzino Germaine depri<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:32 etet is uh greater than symbol uh Drake<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:37 versus Kendrick and uh this is is actually true this is actually very true<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:42 for old school hip-hop heads like me um those Ben Xeno dis days were some of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:47 best of uh that I know you guys are not I don’t know how how into Detroit rap<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:54 you guys are but uh I would I’m Vaguely Familiar with it honestly enough yeah those those mixtapes were very fun<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:01 time for me so I like that one a lot and I I I don’t enjoy Kendrick or Drake’s music very much Kendrick seems to have<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:09 lyrics but his his voice just the the the the the sound of his voice just the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:15 vibration in my ears just causes me to like think that there’s a [ __ ] bumblebee in my brain and want to bash my head against the wall anyways we’ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:22 got how to dad with a picture of Taylor Swift that says Taylor Swift has written<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:27 100 songs about guys dumping her and none about making her man a sandwich and fetching him a beer coincidence I think<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:39 not she made a billion sounds to me like she made the right choice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:45 yeah fair enough right speedbump decom has a a cartoon of couple of nights<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:52 standing outside a cave where Dragon is looking on and a bunch of night helmets sitting outside while the princess is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:58 walking away one night said to the other I’m not saying she’s using us but she just put a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:05 heartworm pil in my pocket KY can you remind me how you get your dogs to eat their medicines when they need to take<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:12 medicines that put it in peanut butter here we’ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:18 got a sign from our favorite Hillside signs or Indian Hill signs or whatever the [ __ ] these guys are called that I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:23 always posting it says procrastination is a dish best served<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:31 eventually [Music] ah this is the Odie but goody I’m sure<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:36 it’s been on here before but uh here we have a a picture that says this looks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:42 like a dope concert Until you realize it’s a cotton Harvester oh yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:49 yeah yes it is that is that’s a great picture though it is I’m like who what<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:56 camera is this that [ __ ] camera has some Det to it feel the music I can see the pck<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:02 going like I see it yeah and the colors all right I think this one might<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:08 be the last one for me for this round this one’s from funny and clean humor and it just simply says I never tried<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:15 yoga but I had tried bending over to pick up my car keys so I’m pretty sure I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:21 hate yoga yes passing it off to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:26 Titi like that that one that one like stung only because it’s [ __ ] accurate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:32 but yeah that didn’t hurt me at all um okay hi everybody um we’re gonna do that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:39 thing I do every week um called the often imitated never duplicated Short Round One One brought to you by the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:46 dumbest [ __ ] I could find on the internet Yeah Boy the internet never disappoints hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:53 yeah okay waitting here we go kicking off<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:58 here uh friend of the show Glen Titi I’ve never met him we’re probably related um he he says at the young age<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:07 of five a bear told me that I’m the only person who can prevent forest fires why<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:13 I was chosen I will never know right Glen comments and to this day<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:20 there’s never been a forest fire in my immediate vicinity so uh possible cousin Glenn keep up the good work all right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:26 moving on we talk all time we’ve never met uh potm<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:32 smoking atheist who love dogs FR of the show uh it says Captain Crunch on a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:39 cereal box watching me take bong rips in my kitchen at 7 am in my underwear or as<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:45 I call that Saturday morning uh but it’s uh walking Phoenix dressed like Napoleon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:50 or some [ __ ] look at like Captain Crunch just looking very smugly disappointed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:56 very disappointed I feel this because like I said that’s Saturday morning around here moving on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:02 like he’s like that’s not part of a balanced breakfast [ __ ] uh front of the show<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:09 um haven’t haven’t seen him in a while front of the show Satan hey<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:15 satan um it’s it’s got a picture uh it’s really kind of cool picture of this guy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:22 pretending to be holding the a full moon because of how large it appears and how he’s got his arms and it looks like he’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:28 slowly loading it in the back of his hatchback and uh it says if the British<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:34 landed on the moon first and the hatchback is labeled British Museum and the guy stuffing it in the back of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:39 hatchback because you know British museum steal all kinds of [ __ ] allegedly they would have taken the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:46 pyramids if they had been so heavy I know like the logistics were just a [ __ ] moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:53 on hey uh Michael I want you to do this one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:02 Michael oh no he snuck off to get a Scooby Snack I’m right here glow [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:07 yourself friend of the show glow [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] yourself I was just muted for our listeners uh I was muted for our<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:15 listeners say if you know you know and then oh my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:22 God this is why I did it because I knew you’d be the one on the left<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:29 we have Robin uh Jason what’s Jason’s last name t Jason Todd Todd Todd I you I’m so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:37 upset that I forgot his name on the left we have like cira 1983 Jason Todd Ro as Robin in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:47 comics uh really just like this era of comics always pulls at my heartstrings<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:52 oh yeah Jason Todd is labeled my bank account on payday and the second frame is a picture<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:59 of a crowbar and it’s labeled bills explain the signic who don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:07 know death in the family was the story arc of Batman where Jason Todd gets<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:14 beaten to death oh my God by a crowbar Joker beats him to death this was uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:23 I’ll have you know the first comic book I ever read<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:28 oh my God was in the family and that [ __ ] [ __ ] wrecked me man and a lot of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:36 people don’t realize when they started writing the comic they didn’t know who they were going to kill at the end they<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:41 let a poll that they conducted and the back is back of the issues of other Comics determine who is going to die in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:48 death of the family dude I remember that poll I voted for Bat Mite okay here’s here’s the thing here’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:55 the thing that’s so crazy to me about this 5,343 people wrote in and voted for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:02 Jason to die<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:07 5,271 voted for his survival it was a margin of 72 votes that killed Jason<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:14 Todd that’s insane yeah changed comic books forever man this was so understand<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:21 little like 11-year-old Michael kept reading thinking like there’s no way<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:26 they can kill him he’s Robin I didn’t know right oh my God all right I’m sorry I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:33 did [ __ ] man this I did not mean I did not realize I was gonna [ __ ] with you that hard I do apologize it also for our<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:39 listeners if you’ve never read it it is one of the best oh it’s one of my favorites probably my second favorite<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:45 comic of all time is probably why I’m hooked on Comics to this day as a 40-year-old man is because of family it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:51 was that [ __ ] good thanks T actually it was mean but but thank you I I thought I did it because I knew you’d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:57 appreciate the joke I real you’re going to like hit you that hard I’m sorry brother I do appreciate it this hey hey<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:03 brain I just wanted to let you know when you talk about sports it’s like listening to these two guys right now<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:09 hey I’m in the comics and I have no idea what they’re talking about oh yeah I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:14 mean I get I get the feelings part I just never had read this I’ll send you a copy I’ll send you the I’ll send you the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:19 yeah dude bro all right moving on mercifully I’m sorry for the emotional Jesus Christ my dumb ass posted this a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:26 couple years ago and it’s uh got a picture here of Bill NY in Dolph lren<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:32 and it says that moment when you find out that Dolph lren is exponentially more qualified to be called a scientist<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:38 than Bill and NY is because Bill NY is a uh B A Bachelor of Science Med<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:45 mechanical engineering from Cornell University do Lundin has a be Bachelor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:50 of Science in chemistry from Washington State uh Bachelor of Science chemical engineering Royal Institute of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:55 Technology in Stockholm Masters of Science in chemical engineering University of Sydney oh yeah and the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:02 dude’s also a full bright scholarship recipient from MIT okay but but Bill NY never called<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:09 himself the scientist he’s true sence Science Guy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:14 and I feel like bachelor’s degree is more than qualified to be a science guy oh no I totally agree it’s just it just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:20 the fact that Dolph Lunden hang on did you fact check<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:26 this yes this is no accurate um Sylvester Stallone actually even read into a movie he made a character that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:32 Dolph Lunden played and The Expendables have this exact backstory because he just thought it was funny that this was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:39 Dolph that’s hilarious nice all right well I think we’ve all learned something<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:44 here today uh work rated memes yeah we learned that I’m an idiot all right work<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:50 related memes he’s got the picture of a long-haired Steve Carell from the office in his fanny pack shaking hands and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:56 looking nervous with this Big Boss some [ __ ] and the big boss some [ __ ] is labeled my manager telling me we are a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:02 family and Steve Carell’s labeled me who already applied to 30 different families this week oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:08 Jesus yeah baby working sucks all right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:13 moving on uh Quinny the spooky lawyer I don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:20 know you uh post a picture of a back of a uh looks like a dump truck here says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:26 the organic recycler a great start to your day begins with an excellent dump<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:31 Jesus ha now that is that is truth and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:36 advertising that is TR that’s what the Starbucks is for baby all right moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:43 on this is the last one I got wrapping up the short round one here out of context human race front of the show<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:50 hello it’s got a box of nuggets here and their sauces and everything says y’all peel your nuggets and Ure these<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:58 unbred chicken nuggets and all the little nugget peelings are set aside in the other end of the box and uh nobody<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:06 special uh comments you belong in a mental institution I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:11 concur I mean I like the nibble the PE the the breading off a little bit but yeah I don’t do this [ __ ] that’s that’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:18 some kind of compulsive OCD type of thing that’s weird and that’s all I got for the world famous authen imitated<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:24 never duplicated Short Round One brought to you by the dumbest [ __ ] I can find on the internet uh over to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:32 youborn Dan we never judge you well done so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:38 cool very nice yes D said she used to dip her her<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:43 stuff like that when she was a kid don’t judge her but I I’m definitely judging her when she gets old I’m definitely you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:48 know why though cuz now she don’t dip her nuggets and [ __ ] everything is dry this lady’s just so dry no [ __ ] sauce<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:54 on nothing sandwiches dry everything dry bra we’re scheduled for Wednesday for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:00 coup’s counseling not Thursday yeah this is today is the day to yell at your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:08 God no all right into the wholesome round which I think is hilarious and probably<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:14 usually just branding uh TD you reminded me of this from friend of the show Morgan mly uh who is engaged to our<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:21 other friend of the show um uh Who’s name Jeff Bailey she’s posted he’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:28 posted uh from dark spooky mobra and more uh a post from patience sha Bran<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:33 who says you know would suck if you died and found out there were ghost jobs like you had to work at the ghost post office<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:40 or some [ __ ] no no no no no I was like man that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:48 theology sucks I don’t want I don’t want to be a ghost Logistics guy right no doubt man<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:55 worrying about ghost robots taking over your ghost job that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:01 sucks hey I wanted to get to this cuz breaking news that I forgot to slip in at the top former County Clerk gets nine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:07 years in prison for tampering with the voting machines you remember Tina Peters she was the former Clerk of Mesa County<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:13 Colorado tried to prove that their machines had been used to rig the 2020 election so she brought in the my pillow<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:19 guys like forensic investigator and she goes yeah sure open the uh open the voting machines up go ahead turns out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:26 that’s crime oh no’s going to prison and I I tell you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:32 what man she she looks a little pretty for prison I’m screwing around uh KLA H KLA<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:40 HQ uh during the the debate uh this Tuesday actually posted this during the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:46 debate so moderator just to clarify Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status Vance the rules were you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:52 guys weren’t going to fact check it’s just funny it’s still<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:00 funny FR of the show Blair ersin at Blair ersin says once I ate an Almond<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:05 Joy and broke out in hives so I was like maybe I’m allergic to almonds and my dad said or maybe you’re allergic to Joy and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:12 he was right I feel that uh this one is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:19 captioned solid book review we see a woman asleep on a subway and in her book in her hands is the book how to sleep oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:25 how to sleep oh yeah solid yeah I’m GNA order that one for my library uh moving on uh TIY would you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:33 read this one for me ABS fraking lutely it says when you do it good on your diet<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:38 but Pizza be like and it’s this um I’m guessing this is from the movie sausage<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:44 party it’s this sexy anamorphic piz of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:50 pizza with pepperoni bra um looking very like Hey Big Boy can we get you a slice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:57 man so yeah shame on you for making me read<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:02 that I liked it hey here we got a little family circus uh from Bill Keane uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:07 cartoon and uh and Little Billy is pointing at his book and he says italics make it look like the winds blowing in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:14 my book that was adorable little dude a’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:19 ain’t wrong super wholesome anyway about halfway through here we got a picture of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:25 a cat in a box from chewy said it’s Friday you have no responsibilities your litter box just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:32 got clean new food shipment just came in and you get the box nice that is the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:39 that is the floor of the kitchen I had in the place I lived in before here oh yeah man if if that is totally my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:45 kitchen yeah if this was in my kitchen around as little boy I’d be pushing that cat around we’d be playing Cat Taxi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:52 absolutely sliding around absolutely great uh so uh uh brain you had an evil<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:59 egg uh Cartoon so I wanted to uh come back with East coasted notes you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:05 this is the four panel art form that’s done on Post-it notes on yellow posted notes or ostensible yellow posted notes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:11 says uh his evil knows no bounds is the caption we see a man he says the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:18 convincing us he wasn’t real and guy says I don’t know dude did you hear how he got Carl question mark we go down and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:25 we see Satan he says say Carl could you peel this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:30 hardboiled egg well sure Satan oh no it’s just a regular egg it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:36 all over my hands Satan’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:46 going a little slow in Hil Satan there but that’s all right got about four more I uh I didn’t get enough mudang<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:53 mudang and this is just a four panel says mudang are you today like mudang and we got mudang going we got mudang<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:01 going we got mudang going and we got mudang going I’m all about me some moodang he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:09 looks like a Nerf football that you left out in the rain they became sentient<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:15 super moisturized and happy to be there here I don’t know if you know that in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:21 libraries it is band books week and it says walking into band books week and it’s mudang in the library it says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:28 unbothered moisturized [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:33 happy freedom to read people it’s band books week yay here we have a mother<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:39 hippo talking to her little kid hippo who’s got his arms crossed and won’t eat his food and she’s saying finish your food son there are hippos out there who<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:46 are hungry hungry I love that game as a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:53 kid and finally a news story that I I think blew right past all of us uh pop<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:00 base reports gunshots were fired at the kamla Harris’s campaign office in Arizona says there are currently no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:06 reported injuries as nobody was inside the building so somebody shot up the building after hours and uh best and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:12 worst of Twitter has this comment from M lick at mlck who says these new age assassins are so ass<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:21 bro oh my that was my wholesome round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:27 ostensibly handing it back to you quiet Michael for right uh interstitial round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:34 two all right here comes the irrelevant round to uh at leam<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:40 Merck uh says Comfort doesn’t die it reinvents itself and on the left we have<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:46 a pacifier and on the right we have a vape pin oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:52 word Vinnie Thomas says nobody is putting gargoyles on building anymore it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:58 can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there yeah need to be a proper<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:04 country you know what I I I agree with this dude I just love all of the we used<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:11 to be a proper country where it’s it’s it’s just such a great like uh yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:18 tagline some seriously we do need more gargo anab Boris at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:24 anabis that’s right anab Boris at anabis says today in incredible power moves my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:31 HomeGoods cashier sniffed each of my candles as she rung them up and nodded<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:36 or shook her head after each yeah that is a power move<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:43 damn can you imagine smelling a candle somebody’s buying and then just shaking your head no dude I can imagine making<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:51 friends with them and doing that in line yes I can see you doing that in line<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:59 TD I’m actually gonna have you read this one because I think you’ll just do a better job God damn it this is already<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:04 karma for no it’s not Karma I promise okay uh Chris Ste Stevens I don’t know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:11 you it says when I pack too much for a short trip and it’s um 11 from stranger<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:19 things up against the wall like breathing really heavy like almost panic<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:24 attack lookie and there’s that creepy dude down the hallway just like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:30 looking and it just the clo caption says 11<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:36 pant which why don’t you just get one more pair and have 12 pants come on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:42 now moving on moist Buddha moist Buddha keeping it moist<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:49 keeping it Buddha retweets discussing film who says a diddy document documentary is in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:55 work on Netflix we’ll focus on on did his charges of sex trafficking and racketeering sexual assault violent abuse allegations executive produced by<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:03 50 Cent yeah and Ryan says the devil works hard<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:08 but 50 Cent Works harder dude Josh Josh Johnson has a whole bit about this and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:15 do you know what the working title is no did he do it oh no yes you knew it was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:23 coming this this is why I’m single says me it’s going to be a good day anxiety<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:29 it’s like you don’t even care about what happened in Third Grade anymore oh bro shut up that’s Oh that’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:35 oh that’s ped I have a couple more here the Chive friend of the show The Chive has a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:41 picture of looks like a pasta salad and then um I don’t know sandwich and some noodles on the like two plates one is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:47 pasta salad the other plate is sandwich and noodles and it says my latest invention double lunch I prepare myself<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:53 a lunch and before I eat it I prepare myself a whole set separate lunch then I eat both of them double<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:01 lunch that sounds like a typical day for a fat guy I’ve been doing just since<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:07 third grade brother and my final meme for this round has the mythb Busters and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:15 um the the the one guy is uh in the driver’s seat but he has both of his<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:20 hands behind his head and the other guy in the passenger seat the one with the Beret uh he’s leaned over and his hand<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:26 is is uh obscured it’s it’s been blurred out in uh the lap of the driver and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:33 says myths aren’t all they bust oh and that’s H round two they<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:41 irrelevant round kicking it over to brain damage I think that was the appropriate response for that meeting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:47 speaking of irrelevant this one’s going to be all ddy all the time we got out of and we’re going to just Breeze<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:53 through this P he’s innocent here we have a picture of Stevie Wonder and P<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:58 Diddy I honestly thought that was Scotty Pippen but let’s keep it moving yeah it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:04 does kind of resembl scary peppin it says American singer songwriter Stevie Wonder defends Diddy I didn’t see<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:11 anything illegal oh my God here we have a picture of Napoleon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:19 Dynamite with Diddy uh photoshopped over it and it says petroleum<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:24 dynamite oh my God here we’ve got a diddy album cover and it says I’ll be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:30 missing Lube every dick I take from those big<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:35 inmates I’ll be missing Lube okay oh my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:41 and then here we have a a picture of the cartoon um I think it was Madagascar and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:46 that original King Julian man oh yeah and uh Diddy’s head is is photoshopped<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:53 over original King Julian and it says I like to little bit little bit I like to little bit little bit you like catch it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:00 that’s a cat it little bit little bit here we have<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:06 Macio NYC Mauricio whatever they put up a a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:13 Photoshop of Diddy face over um what his dude’s name again Buffalo Bill from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:18 Buffalo Bill there we go from Silence of the land yeah yeah yeah yeah and then it’s it’s also burn these memes but it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:26 puts the Lube on the body or it gets the hose again come on so bad I know one with the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:35 the guy that’s sitting in the chair that says change my mind and it says if the dildo doesn’t fit you must<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:45 quit oh that’s so bad all right here we’ve got a game of cones with Diddy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:50 sing on the throne of baby oil yep and looks like that one’s hand<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:56 of the meme that did that one there here we’ve got somebody just put Diddy photoshopped<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:02 over Shang song from Mortal Kombat movie and it says your hole is mine oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:10 no oh it looks like dumbass toes shop dumbass something<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:17 something well you made a good me my friend I like Mortal Kombat here if somebody made a meme they<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:22 didn’t tag themselves in their artwork so I just say Diddy the fool because he’s photoshopped over Mr T I did it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:32 fo oh no and here we have fitty Krueger with 50 cents photoshopped over Freddy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:37 Krueger and holding Diddy’s face in his clawed Hand by Lou loud mix L loud loud memes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:46 see I can’t even read right good deal and it’s GNA this one’s going to be the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:51 last one for me it’s just Cat Williams Behind like a heaven scene and it says I told y’all I told I told y’all Diddy be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:00 wanting a party and what did I say what you got to tell him no cuz you know you gotta tell him no okay because when P be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:07 W in the party you gotta tell him no passing it off to you P titty oh I mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:13 uh uh uh and I’m going to fly to California and dropkick<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:20 you leune I first want to apologize for every time I’ve done a round full of dad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:26 jokes or made you read a a lot of dad jokes and like that that was painful for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:32 me to experience brains drown and I apologize for what I’ve done to you leun please accept my apologies uh kicking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:40 off uh round two the anade round guys take the over trust me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:47 um yeah let’s do this boom okay cool<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:54 um what is that oopsy meme front of the show uhop got a picture here says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:02 scientist accidentally grew a chicken with the face of a dinosaur and it’s a chicken with a face of a dinosaur good<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:09 um and Anon says you don’t accidentally grow a dinosaur chicken y’all always be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:17 lying and yeah like you this is not an oops this is like some Jurassic Park<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:23 [ __ ] yeah that that’s a whole new angle for dino nuggets [ __ ] yeah brain I’m so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:30 mad that I didn’t think of that first all right dude I was I was craving dino nuggets this whole<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:36 time I’m always craving dino nuggets because I’m fat all right moving on and I would strip the skins off him to see<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:42 what’s up of course you would uh the Bulldog front of the show um says I’m the kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:49 of person that will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating enough I feel every word<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:57 this cheers cheers to this oh my gosh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:03 okay uh friend of the show once again uh see you at poker tomorrow night Satan<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:09 hell Satan Hil Satan he he he repost from slime Tony it says anybody know any<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:16 good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment uh you USB dongle says uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:22 Crunch Wrap Supreme Taco Bell I feel best because I like Taco Bell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:29 when I’m feeling bad dude that is that you know what I think this might really<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:39 be I told you guys hey leun I would like you to read this one I don’t think it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:45 gonna be as bad as last time I don’t think he’s on here<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:50 anymore or something I don’t see him Leon no he’s right there no he’s not<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:57 where’d he go yeah okay well I’m gonna read it while leune tries to come back from The Ether um spill the memes for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:06 the show hey it says people you can’t be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:13 what okay uh spill memes says uh people you can’t be spiritual and use swear<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:18 words me and it’s picture of this like Su God person holding some flowers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:24 sitting in a chair looking kind of and [ __ ] says [ __ ] I’m spiritual as [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:34 [ __ ] yeah there we go moving on period yeah uh friend of the show friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:41 of mine uh from back in the day Danny Ireland um he repost I love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:48 tequila and siore I thought of you immediately when I read this and it says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:53 drunk me has made a lot of friends it sober me has no idea who they are yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:59 like I don’t even speak their language I don’t know how it happened yeah like that made me think<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:04 you and think of front of the show Larry Smith oving on oh hey we did<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:13 this uh it’s so good first time I know I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:18 I yeah it was the devil um yeah I mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:23 like yeah it’s a cool concept I I think the s motion that we noted the cross is the cross actually spinning upside down<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:30 I think they did that in one of The Exorcist movies yep and maybe like did kind of a little Modge to it in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:37 opening of the uh Keana Reeves Constantine movie as well possibly all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:42 right yeah anyway I thought it was a cool little meme Moving on but brain did it first because you know he did um he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:49 hips FR of the show head hips it says trying to get trying to get your wasted homie home while you’re tripping balls<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:56 and it’s beas and Butthead recreating the scene in ET where they they’re going<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:01 across the moon and beas is in the basket wrapped up in a blanket shivering<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:07 like beas does yeah it’s pretty funny very nice balls get the homie home all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:13 right moving on yo uh jacked up keeping at Country okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:19 um says me my ducks are absolutely not in a row at this point I don’t even know where my ducks are my ducks and it’s pi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:26 picture of a couple of ducks in the backseat of a cop car I’ve owned Ducks this is accurate as [ __ ] ducks are evil<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:34 little shits and I don’t care who hears me say it I’m anti-d duck good to know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:40 all right moving on anti-d duck anti-d duck they are delicious though all right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:46 uh Ruth was Psycho friend of the show hey say says salesman this car seats six<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:52 people without any problems me I don’t think I know six people without any<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:57 problems oh my God every H to all of you fans of Facebook for the blind who are<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:05 my friends okay hey mental illness awareness<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:10 episode cool word uh last last one uh we got here<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:19 from friend of the show Josh Burke uh says it’s got a picture of a football<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:24 player making out with this uh fan girl and says nothing brings siblings together like Alabama<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:34 football tide and that wraps up uh T’s neade round because guess what oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:43 yeah moving over to you seore absolutely<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:49 hilarious uh yeah good times yeah let’s see here so we’ve done the irrelevant<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:54 round the inebriated round the uh okay I’m going to do the uh irrational round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:01 the completely irrational round because why not you know anything can happen right um oh brought to you by uh brought<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:09 to you by I got to do a brought to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:15 by yeah okay sorry didn’t get it straightened<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:21 out fast enough oh man where’s my buttons buttons buttons where’s my buttons<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:28 this the testicular difficulties portion of the show oh my god did you go there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:35 you know I’m sensitive about my testicles and you know I go there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:40 because I’m weird as [ __ ] man I GNA come over there and beat your stubs with my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:49 balls stop by diddies and grab some baby oil buddy cuz that sounds like a good time to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:54 me the naal round brought to you by culu 2020 no lives<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:02 matter I just I like a good like a good cthulu joke and uh haven’t updated it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:07 yet but I do like it uh here we got Senator Vance say Pinocchio with jimy Cricket on his nose wagging his finger<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:13 at him says Senator Vance you once said that Donald Trump was America’s Hitler how do you respond to that he’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:21 just because he did I thought it was funny here we got got a picture of uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:27 the the Tangerine toddler and he’s scaled a pole and he’s up on the cell towers and says spotted climbing and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:32 fixing a Verizon phone tower after the national<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:37 outage which oh hor [ __ ] it’s just like him this one’s for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:43 you TIY little cartoon of a mom uh she’s got kids like pulling on her clothes there’s a TV on dad’s watching sports<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:50 kids chasing the cat and her husband says hey hun what you reading and the book is called the paragraph over and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:58 over now see I I I see this and I think of the movie The Shining and all work<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:04 and no play makes Jack a doughboy over and over I am reading the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:11 same memes over and over again hey here’s a little bit of news but it just made me happy uh the man who<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:18 punched the unite the right organizer uh Nazi was fined $1 by a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:24 jury Justice has prevailed I absolutely love it absolutely love it love to hear<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:30 it oh by the way to update on Kyle writtenhouse he’s got a book out it’s failing miserably oh yeah written in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:37 crayon well and I was like the funniest thing was is that I sat there and I thought to myself the vend diagram of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:43 people who like Kyle writtenhouse and people who buy books yeah there’s not a lot of overlap<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:50 there no man dude you buy some books that’s coming out of your gun budget buddy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:57 anyway uh this next one’s from the New Mexico Department of memes and propagandas and if you’re not following<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:02 the New Mexico Department of memes and propagandas where are you getting your memes and your propagandas anyway<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:08 they’ve got a post from the Gordon Ramsey fan club at pathological says quote what if I get someone pregnant but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:15 she wants an abortion and I want to keep it male tears and it says well you could<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:20 get yourself a girlfriend who also wants a baby and respect that woman aren’t your [ __ ] herb gardens you little<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:25 gargoyle [ __ ] yeah which I just thought was pretty good and then like uh New Mexico<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:33 Department of memes and propag ganders is like disagree let me know which is the new come at me come at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:40 me bro yeah you know it’s like weird Flex bro<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:45 yeah so you know it’s a disaster Zone in the Carolinas I wanted to tell you guys a bit of a heartwarming story here my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:50 mechanics who have organized a donation Drive online and specifically were looking for food for the the mules she<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:57 Tracked Down the mules you remember hearing about the pack mules she calls the guy up she goes they got any food<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:02 she goes I’ll bring you food they’re going down to prair feeds they’re loading up a 26 foot trailer at a KCM<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:07 there on North Cunningham you know the place I’m talking about Titi and yeah they do and I would love to like figure<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:12 out how to maybe donate a bag of feed dude swing by there that back room was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:17 stuffed and I said do you got any like period products she goes we got a huge collection of tampons and period<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:23 products and I got to tell you what uh I choked up I had a ton of feels cuz I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:29 hate Humanity most of the time and seeing all that stuff and all that good that they organized on Facebook and they’re going to drive it down there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:35 this this weekend uh just it blew my mind blew my mind so wanted to share that with you now meanwhile uh the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:42 Tangerine toddler had a completely different idea of how to help out with the disasters in the Carolinas and Georgia uh Aid workers down there saving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:50 lives and rebuilding Georgia and Trump shows up and says hey take some of those bricks from that destroyed building and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:56 build a tiny little wall around my Podium hey probably got his wall built<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:01 and we see him there with a guy behind him that looks an awful lot like fwell I don’t know if Michael’s on the look I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:07 don’t know it looks like that old guy Swagger it looks like Swagger in a jacket yeah a little bit a little bit<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:13 very weird very weird little brick wall and like I don’t know I don’t know who helped him out with that got about three<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:19 four more here uh Grandma’s witchy ways has a picture of three witches Around The Cauldron typical green wart on their<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:26 big noses and hats and the whole nine yards and it says eye of potato ear of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:32 corn head of lettuce because they are vegan witches hell yeah I actually appreciate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:42 that three more oh man sorry this is uh three years ago and it’s the story of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:47 Original House of Pancakes versus by Mia says uh ohop versus dad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:55 and Mia we go to IHOP for breakfast we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:00 order waffles and bacon and biscuits and gravy and eggs and we tried to eat it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:07 all we failed ohop always wins the egg<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:13 thanks now I’m hungry that’s usually what I do to to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:18 size more but you just made mer hungry I know right when’s the last time a kid like uh wrote a store you found<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:24 compelling oh this kid’s going places man my kid’s a genius uh this next one’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:30 from cyber Crump who says new word martyr bation it’s the pleasure of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:35 complaining or fantasizing about being persecuted when practiced by people who aren’t actually being<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:41 persecuted bro why the [ __ ] did you make me learn that word<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:47 mation because once you learn to tune in to marur bation you hear conservatives whining about being oppressed everywhere<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:54 and I just want to say to them s I saw you over Co you felt oppressed by<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:59 wearing pains lastly puns for all and all for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:05 puns friend of the show has a post from Anna yulani who says the fact that Keith Richard has outlives Richard Simmons<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:11 really makes me question this whole healthy eating and exercise thing I mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:17 valid [ __ ] point what are you going to do and that was my irrelevant<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:23 interstitial round two on to you Michael quiet Michael I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:30 gonna tag in for Michael because he he messaged me and asked if he could uh get a few moments to to put the kid to bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:37 right so I’m gonna start off the round three I don’t remember what the [ __ ] this round is called I remember some ass<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:43 word like pen pen Ulta Ulta penmanship something about porn or pins<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:51 or something like that maybe they lock kids in cages over here I don’t know the ultimate round yeah there we go let’s do<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:58 only fans me and my sarcasm bunch of laugh faces that says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:04 I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up shut up and subtitles just come out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:10 of my face word that’s awesome yeah that means I’m mean mugging the [ __ ] out of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:17 you you know mean yeah oh wild meme has uh [ __ ] I forgot to read the rest of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:23 this post they post posted but why is it already Monday again and it has a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:29 cartoon picture of what looks to be like at trus or a Tru and and that white dog<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:35 that he flies on in The Never Ending Story the luck dragon yeah swine yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:43 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there we go I know I should have asked TIY from jump but I was so interested in man like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:50 you gang banger is is he actually dropping a tier or is that a gang banger<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:55 te tear drop tattoo there cuz defitely got a joint his a tear he did he did not<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:01 shank a fool in the showers at Sing Sing you never know cause shank could<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:07 mean different things from over there from over here bro you never know anyways uh a tro has a beer in his<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:16 hand and Balor has a joint in his mouth and it says The NeverEnding<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:22 [Music] [ __ ] oh you guys are supposed to sing along [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:29 y’all I’m too in my fields to be singing I was clapping along though okay okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:35 okay okay I’ll take that I’ll take that uh promiz Mark grenage at mdv 43 posted<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:43 some picture of some gigantic animal it’s a little bit too blurry for me to see possibly a water<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:48 buffalo and he is stomping out possibly some kind of gazelle or some [ __ ] and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:54 buffalo is labeled US Congress and the gazelle or some [ __ ] is labeled American<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:01 citizens yep that’s how it feels and shouts out to me H having Shawn price<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:06 versus volume volume six on play while I CED this mem yes I did I couldn’t get it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:13 out the way since Titi wanted to bring up smart<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:19 [ __ ] forever posted I couldn’t crop them in because I didn’t have enough space<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:24 jiz may be the only Rapture who who rapper who lectures about quantum physics at Ivy League institutions<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:29 including Harvard and MIT that honor stems from his acknowledged role as the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:34 genius or the Voltron head of Hip Hop’s most notorious group wuang Clan and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:40 is true people he does not have the degree but yet he has the knowledge and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:45 people don’t know and it says people you didn’t know were people you didn’t know were<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04:51 scientists and jizza of the wuang clan is educated in physics and has given lect to MIT and Harvard this is true<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:01 yes and if you listen to his lyrics they very intricate and a lot of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:06 De you could you could tell the dude’s playing with a stacked uh deck in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:11 intelligence department when you listen to him yeah yeah yeah definitely but uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:17 do not get it twisted yes he does got a finger gun there while he is while he is making that lecture he’ll [ __ ] you up<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:23 [ __ ] are still from the streets you know what I mean he’ll [ __ ] you up he’ll just be smart as [ __ ] as he does<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:28 it right yeah insult your intelligence while he does it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:34 too and here we have at insta Chaz with two A’s has a cartoon it says tourist<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:42 map of Australia and it’s a cartoon map of Australia it has all on the land it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:48 in green the outline is in Black the ocean around it is in blue the green area and the key is marked AR area will<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:05:56 things on land will kill you the area in blue is labeled area will things on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:02 water will kill you and the black line is labeled both<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:09 yeah B you go to Australia you’re gonna die [ __ ] you’re gonna die very<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:15 accurate here we go with Indian Hills Community Center Billboards again I love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:20 these guys this time they’ve got a silver truck going by maybe that’s always there maybe it’s not maybe I just figured out for the first time who<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:28 knows this one says I buy my guns from a godam T-Rex he’s a small arms<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:40 dealer me too indan Hills me too congratulations you just got your first<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:46 uh this from my wife at the badge of honor around here yeah I’m in the family now yes all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:06:54 I need is one of my pinky toes cut off oh I take it this one has a I don’t know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:01 who posted this one I think it was [ __ ] around and find out who knows but it’s a cartoon picture of Jesus it says Jesus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:08 doesn’t want to see this he just has no choice and uh he’s got his two hands over his over his eyes but those hands<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:16 have holes in them oh Jesus I’m okay with the fact I’m going to hell for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:21 laughing at this but I know that I’m going to hell for laughing for this yeah yeah well all the best bands are in hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:29 yeah I mean uh let’s be honest this is how he’s looking at America right now oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:34 yeah yeah I told some friends of mine the other day just having the choice of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:39 Trump versus kamales like asking me do I want to eat these razors or do I want to Chomp on these Rusty Nails here I don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:47 I don’t really like either one so I don’t know yeah and right along the same topic<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:07:54 is this uh Ashton C I think that’s cutcher with some kind of helmet on and he’s uh he looks like he’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:01 very happy in stone this might be dude we my car but I’ve never seen that movie so I have no [ __ ] clue it says any<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:07 day now the billionaires are going to save us all from their friends oh what the [ __ ] yeah here we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:16 have a four panel from Talk Nerdy To Me first panel is an old school Nintendo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:22 cartridge that looks a little frustrated in uh the guy sticking his Q-tip in it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:27 trying to get the dust out second panel the the cartridge is looking a little bit more happy the guy blows in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:35 cartridge third panel he turns it over smacks it on its ass and uh fourth panel<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:40 he is playing his video game and it says dirty little slot if you remember the NES that was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:48 how you had to do every game that that is literally how you had to [ __ ] do it that is lit you had on life they were<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:08:56 like you were never supposed to blow in that cartridge [ __ ] did it work yeah you were doing play on that cartridge<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:02 and it worked it did work it did work sometimes youed to have to pull a threesome did you ever have the Nintendo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:08 where you had to push it down and it wouldn’t go back up put extra cartri wedge it down with another cartridge yep<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:14 yep Nintendo threesoms all right last one for me on this one is [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:19 Galore Brian J White at talk wordy posted dear 30 something lady with a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:27 license plate M4 M4 bear I am sorry Mama<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:33 Bear was taken but you have made a terrible mistake yeah M4 M4 bear oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:44 yeah wow passing not TI but to quiet<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:51 Michael taking off round I’m jumping in my round for pen ultimate round uh we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:09:58 starts off with this two panel sort of and the first picture is a picture of the Hamburger Helper glove guy and then<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:06 uh the second picture is just like imagining what that would be so the nose<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:12 stays the same but that there’s just like a giant skull buried in a rib cage just a horribly deformed creature<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:21 thing picture why would you who hurt you of the human from the the cartoon movie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:28 Hotel Transylvania he just looks really sad and it says [ __ ] born in December still waiting for their<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:37 birthday my sister’s birthday is December 27 dude oh yeah I’ve seen this Jody at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:45 WNBA girlfriend says I have a gut feeling that yelling at service workers will bring my wife<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:52 back oh yeah I’ve worked at that rest<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:10:58 man this would really hurt me Kevin oh no David says philosophy Majors be like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:04 damn I have a thought dude this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:11 Friday pony boy face pony boy face shopping says be so completely yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:18 that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:26 I hated this uh it doesn’t say it on here but I think this might be from the chive and it says taters on the go and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:34 we see a a picture with poort panels of a water bottle with Idaho and classic<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:41 mashed potato mix and they pour it directly into the water bottle in the second panel in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:47 third panel he shakes it out and in the fourth panel just a guy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:53 drinking in instant mashed potato out of a water bottle I am a fat Caucasian<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:11:59 midwesterner and I do not approve of this it’s it’s too fat some things are<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:05 too fat heren says why are threes SS only for sex why can’t I join a couple’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:11 argument if I want to oh my god did I write<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:17 this right and my last meme for round three the penultimate round comes from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:23 Ryan Pito in Texas he retweets dprk news service which I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:29 think is like the North Korean actual like uh oh yeah government’s propaganda<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:35 it’s a picture of Kim Jong-un and it says supreme leader Kim Jong-un thinks you can achieve your dreams if you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:40 believe Ryan lost in Texas says I needed to hear this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:49 today and that’s all I got for round three leaving only my post with the most kicking it over to utti<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12:55 dude I I just got an idea for a whole line of inspirational posters and motivational slogans from Kim<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:03 Jong-un I’d be done for it i’ hey hey that’s old school getting a pass off<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:08 from leune and he didn’t damage my psyche what the hell all right um hey guys uh round three turkeys bring them<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:15 in let’s go boom top AC acting um The Macho new for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:24 the show uh post a picture here it says seven-year-old me after getting a paper crown from Burger King and it’s Macho<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:31 King Randy Savage uh with Sensational Sherry uh looking very Regal and very<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:37 evil and I hated this guy when I was a kid okay all right moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:46 on uh here we go my dumb ass posted this about three years back and it says it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:52 got a picture of a guy eating pizza rolls it says life tip bite the corner off your pizza roll and blow into it for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:13:58 instant and easy Cooling and my fav’s trash uh comments life is too short for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:04 this put the whole thing in your mouth and do that open chewing thing while breathing dragon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:10 fire accurate yeah now I want some pizza rolls now my fat ass is hungry uh moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:17 on uh Li lilix bone I don’t know um said<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:23 it’s got a picture of Goofy sitting in a chair uh holding what appears to be a joint with smoke coming out of it and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:29 says I don’t do drugs i s plants on fire and breathe and I always knew that goofy was a stoner and this confirms it it is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:36 is Cannon all right moving on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:42 nice uh front of the show Once Again Satan H hey hell Satan uh it’s got a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:49 picture of this Victorian looking [ __ ] uh talking to this Victorian lady looking lady and the guy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:14:55 goes I like to tell Dad jokes and the lady goes does he laugh guy’s like what’s like go<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:03 home get it I like tell Dad jokes yeah yeah okay moov<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:10 on of the show friend of the universe friend of you and me Jason Jester hey buddy hey<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:15 Jason uh he just posted a campaign slogan of a meteor uh it says giant<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:21 meteor 2024 just ended already here here he’s got my vote I’m gonna like yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:27 come on meteor let’s do this y mine too we’ve had an we had we had not a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:35 good run uh friend of the show uh Joe an Joe the animal hey buddy um got a picture of this older<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:42 gentleman in his uh underwear and a t-shirt uh eating popcorn in his<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:47 recliner it say and he’s looking at a globe that’s on fire it says when you’ve been telling management about a problem<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:15:53 for weeks and now you’re just like that yeah I feel this yep moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:02 on once again friend of the show Jason Jester uh just says some people’s third<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:08 eye is their B hole all right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:15 okay uh friend of the show friend of mine Jessica Jessica McCormick uh just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:21 says I don’t have time to Google lyrics I sing What I Hear Dam dancing queen young and sweet only seven<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:29 teeth you know you know you know exactly what song I was even referencing so come on you know it’s right all right moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:38 on uh disappointing affirmations friend of the show it’s got a picture of a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:43 beach and water coming up on the beach it says Be the Change you want to see in the world shut the [ __ ] up for once in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:48 your life I need these posters on my wall at work all right moving on herge<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:16:58 Chef uh let’s see here wrapping up uh round three here we got daily meme it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:04 says does your life insurance know that you like being strangled during sex and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:09 Nationwide Life plans comments on this going we cover strangulations just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:14 saying and someone like actually wrote hahaa over that and then Stephy Scott just just like man Nationwide is on your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:23 side Nationwide official sponsor of Facebook<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:29 for the blind Facebook for the blind yes very nice oh Bravo to their PR Twitter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:36 dude you know what I’m saying like Bravo sir or Madam well done nice all but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:44 your yeah round three done seore fun excellent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:49 excellent this uh segment uh the uh I think we just what did you call it brain there the porn ultimate the ultimate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17:56 porn round brought to you by weird sodas that’s right weird sodas things only<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:02 tiedy would drink ranch dressing soda buffalo wing soda bacon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:10 soda yeah out of all out of all those the pumpkin pie soda I might try<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:16 everything else can get [ __ ] stay [ __ ] uh TI’s drinking this stuff off camera right freaking now<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:25 pepper friend of the FR of the show Christen yakis uh has this post that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:30 she’s labeled honestly uh Rosenstein uncore says I have been nothing but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:36 distant and hard to read and this is how you treat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:41 me I thought was pretty good uh secret agent number six at designation six says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:47 I know Darth Vader turned to the dark side and blew up a whole planet but I just don’t know enough about Luke<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:52 Skywalker [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:18:58 uh sticking with the Sci-Fi theme we have a four panel from the marginal menite Society didn’t see Sci-Fi coming<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:04 from there did you uh this is a Wondermark cartoon by David Malachi for panel we see a Victorian man talking to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:11 a Victorian woman and he’s saying you ever get the feeling you’re on the cusp of doing something either really great<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:16 or really terrible and we see now in the second panel a man has appeared in a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:21 beam of light with like a sickle and a helmet and he’s going to he’s going to launch an attack at the man’s back and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:27 the woman says hold that thought a moment another time traveling assassin oh these guys are really getting more<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:34 persistent wait for it and we see another helmeted man with a laser gun show up and he goes says end time cop<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:43 thanks Sully woman says I’m getting real<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:48 curious to find out what you get up to that makes everyone in the 28th Century so anxious he said you think they’d at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:19:55 least yell something to give me an<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:01 idea loved it moving on here’s a cover from a great magazine called [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:08 work yeah is this it SP of the show uh headline I’d rather Focus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:15 exclusively on existing loafing vibing volume 420 number 69 uh we have another<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:21 headline will not be checking [ __ ] emails today and godamn I love doing stupid [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:29 for zero money F yeah I need to renew my subscription yeah oh that’s right oh and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:35 the barcode there I see is whoever invented money can [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:42 off moving on some ecards has a woman being consoled by another woman with her<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:47 arms around her knees and it says just wanted to take National punctuation day to say we’re all deeply concerned about<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:52 your overuse of exclamation points all right this is these are memes you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:20:59 can use oh dialing in from Maine uh it says welcome to Maine and we see three people sitting in a trench dug around a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:07 a table with benches and an umbrella and it says outside dining available I’m like three feetus now I don’t know how<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:15 they even got in there but you know Screw M uh here we have a warning sign and uh it says please turn off your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:21 Bluetooth speaker Beyond this point no one else wants to listen to Imagine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:26 Dragons word I am uh happy to toss a couple bucks into the collection to get<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:33 signs like this around here uh Michael you on board can I get you to read one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:38 of these all right I’ll just do it Michael’s silly voice oh hit me no I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:46 ready Hopkins friend of the show Stephen Hopkins says is there a doctor on the plane me yes but I’m not that kind of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:21:53 flight attendant Pilots are debating the merits of terminologies of the Dark Ages versus late Antiquity versus the Early Middle<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:00 Ages me okay I’m there I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:07 there well done well done perfect read here we have a four panel starring Sigman Freud he says a Freudian slip is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:15 when you say one thing but mean your mother I mean [Music]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:21 another where’s the LI staring in the fourth page panel here uh this is Captain how to ruin Halloween and it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:28 new Dole mini salad fun-sized I will punch a grandma in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:34 face she puts that in my bucket I can hear him going fud fud right into the bucket too be really great oh no bro<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:43 no uh Fred of the show Quantum I guess you would pronounce it at q&m says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:49 heartwarming this 2-year-old’s family couldn’t afford his $220,000 Electric<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:22:54 wheelchair and their insurance didn’t cover it so a high school robotics team burned down the Insurance’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:01 headquarters hell yeah it’s just heartwarming and I always like to do that of the future yeah this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:09 is a fun post from Ross Nicholas uh uh yeah it’s a it’s a a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:16 picture of Suburbia uh I believe Diane said this reminds her of the opening of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:21 weeds where they were talking about all the little houses made of tacky and uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:27 and uh it is captioned from Ross Nicholas that’s it I’m architecture shaming normal mlan County Illinois and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:36 it’s been posted by that’s it I’m architecture shaming normal mlan County<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:41 Illinois as posted by that’s it I’m architecture shaming normal mlan County<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23:48 Illinois FR of the show uh Cari commented normal mlan County<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:00 Illinois yeah that’s a real place for those of you out on the coast yeah I I’ve I’ve done shows there I’ve eaten<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:06 there I’ve you know probably taken a dump there uh hey if you’re ever like low on content you don’t have a lot of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:12 Engagement post a map that’s what I say post a map every time you post a map things get crazy this is uh something I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:20 put in my album called visualizing politics it’s a map of hypothetical 48 US States centered around the 48 largest<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:26 urban areas such that every point in the state is closer to its Urban core than to any other this is called a voronoi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:35 partition and uh I see there uh brain you would live in San Francisco uh I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:41 believe yeah clearly uh not Sac not Sacramento or San Jose uh and then uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:49 clearly uh uh South Canada is Minneapolis up there we would either<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:24:54 live in Chicago Indianapolis or St Louis here because I can’t tell it looks like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:00 it it looks like champagne in St Louis and arbana belongs to Indianapolis I don’t know it doesn’t make any sense uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:06 but anyway I thought it was really funny and honestly if you really ever want to get engagement this will spike it up and then I went to go get a cal Zone and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:13 wasn’t ready yet so I stepped into the bar next door and the bar manager runs out and it’s my buddy Ben and he goes I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:19 was just telling the kids about your post that you did and he added up the Electoral colle College votes red versus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:26 blue just to see what would happen in the hypothetical election in this madeup<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:32 country oh my I know and it was like dude I’m cracking up I’m standing there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:38 in a campus bar surrounded by probably underage 20 year olds and my buddy Ben going was adding it up and explaining<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:45 Electoral College you have interesting friends I I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:52 I is because of weird interactions like this that I started this show uh this one has a picture of the UPS man and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:25:58 says as a kid did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away before they could answer well guess what UPS is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:06 hiring yeah dingdong ditch who knew it was a job<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:12 application and finally wrapping up the uh ultimate porn round uh we have this beautiful sticker uh of a box of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:19 chocolates with a red bow on it and it is labeled the police are like a box of chocol<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:25 they’ll kill your dog no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:31 no leaving only my post with the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:37 most handed it back to quiet Michael to wrap this puppy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:43 up or all right here I go now I’m here with my post with the most this week<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:51 [Music] you guys still hear me yeah we’re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:26:58 good this week my post with the most comes from the CH uh can you guys see this no no it has<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:07 to happen once per show or it’s not a real show so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:15 close I don’t know let me figure out my computer BR go you go and then I’ll go after you there we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:20 go all right I post with the most it comes from a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:28 ogore i and it says uh it has a picture of hor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:33 Whitaker his open eyes labeled sativa his closed eyes labeled<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:40 Inda we didn’t know this was a two panel and on the second panel we have St B crazy eyes for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:50 Mr Deeds it labeled hybrid with his eyes going opposite direction all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:27:56 this yes I connect with this [ __ ] Bush’s my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:01 man’s got it all right let’s see if Michael’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:07 ready not I muted him he’s busy get to his can send it to TI all right going to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:14 Titi I’m open I’m open uh my my round three this week<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:19 comes to us from show Dwayne gear and it’s got a picture of thing from The<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:26 Adams Family pointing says little known fact before he was an actor he was a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:32 hand model oh stage stage hand he was a stage hand<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:38 Ah that’s funny that’s sorry there’s something blocking the bottom so I had<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:43 to guess all right that’s that’s my post the most uh go ahead whoever’s next I think Michael’s up you ready to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:51 roll Let’s Dance all right this time can you see my meme yes oh my God all right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28:57 this we it’s coming from the Chive there’s a woman who is standing at the top of a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:03 halfpipe she has pulled her skirt up over her waist completely burying her be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:09 ass and she’s holding onto the rail and there is a skateboarder<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:15 who has come up the halfpipe and then is doing like a tail<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:20 slide on her ass she labeled someone showing obvious<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:26 signs they are into me he’s labeled me missing the signs and telling them cool<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:31 facts about frog I feel oh I feel that and that’s it for my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:37 post with the most kicking it over to seore oh my God that is clearly totally<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:42 yes absolutely uh wow awesome uh my final one is a picture of a Tesla and an ice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:49 cream cone that is half hitten eaten and it says to the owner of the black Tesla who parked behind the Orum theater on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:29:55 Seymour Street tonight in Vancouver who told me to go [ __ ] myself after I told him they’d likely get a parking ticket<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:30:00 because tour Vehicles were going to park there who seemed to presume I was just some nosy civilian rather than the guy running the concert tonight here’s a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:30:07 photo of the tow truck I called for your car and a photo of me eating an ice cream cone while I watched it being<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:30:12 towed I don’t think I don’t think I ever had an ice cream cone that tasted so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:30:18 sweet and refreshing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:30:24 oh you love to see it douchebag come upet ladies and gentlemen I believe that wraps up a constitutionally whole uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:30:31 episode of Facebook for the blind for October 3rd 2024 we love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:30:37 you love you George yeah thanks for listening to an episode of Facebook for the blind follow us on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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