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0:05 Civilization through the best memes we can find each<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:10 week ladies and gentlemen we are experiencing technical difficulties please stand by we now join your<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:17 regularly scheduled programming already in progress you know what I say I say we just keep [ __ ] going we keep going<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:22 kick it out the door we’re punk rock trash can Paul friend of the show trash C Paul keeping it shitty we a picture of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:30 a guy uh I don’t know that it’s a guy we have a picture of some knees on a toilet<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:36 and we’re seeing it through like from his perspective we’re looking at the bathroom and there’s also like stars<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:44 like superimposed over this picture and it says what you see after you push super hard but nothing comes out oh oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:53 god oh hell yeah Mom at the mil God says broke up with this man today and he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0:59 asked me for one chance so I said okay and then he broke up with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:04 me absolute [ __ ] Legend whoever you are sir oh H<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:12 Titi you don’t have to read this one and just want to make sure you’re paying attention this comes to us from friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:17 of the show pizza New York New York they have a pizza challenge what is the pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:23 challenge two people two hours two 32<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:28 ounce drinks and one 28 inch pizza you have two hours to eat the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:35 whole pizza crust in all with the 32 oun drinks and that’s it complete the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:40 challenge in the time allowed and no sick trips to the restroom and we will pay you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:48 $500 and the first comment from Pixel e says am I just fat or does this look<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:55 easy that’s kind of what I’m looking at I could [ __ ] do this by myself and 30<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:01 minutes no question I say yeah I invite a friend just so you know we can like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:06 get some lunch yeah yeah i’ i’ I’d have a friend come with me so we could like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:12 go to dinner afterward yeah here you have a three panel of um Darth Vader<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:18 talking to some I don’t know Imperial Guard or something Darth Vader says you fools did anyone see the droids who got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:25 away with the Death Star Death Star plans the guard says my Lord it seems to have been a blue R2 unit and an F<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:33 protocol Droid Darth Vader says oh word LMFAO those my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:40 boys I mean yeah I got two more for this round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:46 friend of the show memes are memes are is back it’s been a few months hey memes are hey this time uh showing us Papa at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2:55 popit for Papa popit for Papa says just got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:00 revenge on someone who wronged me six years ago never be relaxed ever I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:08 coming says today makes it exactly seven years three months and 14 days since my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:13 sister ate the Snickers bar I hid in the fridge never be relaxed ever what I want to say is yes you can see I hearted this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:20 before I screenshotted it yes I want to say so many people sent me this and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:27 wrote this is you each one I just replied never be relaxed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:32 ever and my La this isn’t my last meme for this round I was just lying to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:38 guys I have more oily iconic nope Oly<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:44 iconic listen oi iconic you have a bad name he it is disgusting that autof<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:50 flush I’m sorry it is disgusting that autof flush toilets cannot tell the difference between a person who is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3:56 peeing and a person who is crouching down to take a sip of water<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:05 here we go and my last meme for this round comes from chrisy at cry bbz who<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:11 says y’all hate me because I see past your fad F SS o f ass SS o d and replies<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:21 facade FAS a d and then chrisy replies I don’t believe your [ __ ] [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:27 [Laughter] and that’s all I got for round one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:32 kicking it over to brain damage all right let’s see what we got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:38 here all right wholesome round one we got important images with a picture of a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:44 house key with a giant smile and Eyeball at the house key is green in the form of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4:52 one Mike wasowski from monster Inc and it just Mike wichowsky and uh I got this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:00 shirt from di yes Diane has a shirt with almost the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:05 exact same image on it it is pretty awesome so when I seen this meme I said<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:10 I had to do it I had to do it plus always watching Eric always<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:17 watching finish your paperwork here we got gaming layer and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:24 puns my favorite tag team says ever heard of Elf on the Shelf now get ready<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:30 for yes that is a Goomba on a Roomba the Goomba on a Roomba and uh I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:38 want to get a Roomba just so I could put my Goomba on top of it and uh that sounds like a PornHub category that only<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:45 Michael is willing to explore I’ll do it all right Midnight City band they just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:52 wrote I hate when people accuse me of Lolly ging Lolly gagging when I am quite<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5:57 clearly Dilly dallying and uh yes as TI likes to say I feel quite called out on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:03 the meme word uh I do both of these and whichever one you say I’m doing I will<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:08 get pissed and say I’m doing the other when clearly all I’m actually doing is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:14 [ __ ] off all right here we’ve got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:19 Knuckles and Knuckles says my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with bombass music playing in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:24 the background hell yeah yep and then to go along right along with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:31 that says I make bad decisions when I’m drunk but honestly the silver ones haven’t been that great<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:40 either and uh here we got a couple that are just for me red tribe Cinema puts<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:46 breaking news the sheeps reveal new endzones for Monday Night Football on ESPN and here we have the M Zone that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:53 just says r e FS the refs word that would be a good name for a team it’d be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6:59 so confusing you know dude I I’m not going to pretend like I’m not salty about the Niners losing two Super Bowls<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:05 against the Chiefs but they get every [ __ ] call in the book and they get none of the calls called against them<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:11 it’s it’s ridiculous just to show you how not salty I am my last meme for this round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:19 comes from blackadam schfer hash 49ers it has a screenshot of someone making uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:24 getting receiving a call it says potential fraud and shows the L of my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:30 beloved San Francisco 49ers cuz oh my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:35 God and friend of the show Cory show Tom Robinson just says God fcking damn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:42 it I’m with you Corey I am with you passing it off to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:48 Titi uh to be fair I’ll I’ll make it Sports Corner for a second if it’s fraud<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:54 calling it should be the Buffalo Bills um okay hey guys<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7:59 um let’s do that thing I do every week where we do TDS often limited never duplicated Short Round One brought to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:05 you by the dumbest [ __ ] I could find on the internet let’s begin uh front of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:10 show sa sativa shower uh post a picture here of a um<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:16 school girl standing up against the wall uh labeled me avoiding Pol us<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:24 politics but um then there’s another school girl like just shoving a uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:30 tuba or something into this girl’s face and it’s just labeled Twitter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:37 algorithm yeah I like that one and yes I feel seen um my dumb ass posted this a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:42 few years back um it says Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:48 a healthy diet and exercise me and it is Mark Andy as Robert Baratheon and Game<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:53 of Thrones going give me something for the pain and let me die I honestly didn’t know that actor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8:59 had a name yeah Mark Andy he’s been in tons of stuff wonderful guy all right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:06 moving on uh raccoon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:11 daily IG uh says where do you see yourself in the future and it is an<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:17 older gentleman sitting in a lawn chair the old woven lawn chairs with the metal and everything and he’s sipping on a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:24 beer and then he’s helping uh the raccoon under his other arm sip on a beer<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:29 and yeah I I want this I need this to happen in my life it’d be the only thing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:35 I have going for me how many Critters you got on your Noah’s Arc already three dogs one cat seven<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:43 chickens would the raccoon get along with the chickens absolutely<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:48 not um friend of the show and that’s all George H crook shank oh founding zatty<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9:56 no shut up Facebook for the blind don’t make it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:01 weird uh he boast a picture of a screenshot from the movie Blade 1998<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:07 it’s a scene where blood is coming from the fire suppression system in the ceiling at a vampire nightclub and uh Dr<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:16 Ross Dr Ross sewage MD sewage 666 new friend of the show says blood is like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:23 food for vampires so imagine going to a club and get sprayed with like melted cheese and bean dip dude<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:31 I kind of I’d be okay with it I’d be okay with it sick moving on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:40 moving on hey uh everything hippo FR of the show says me when I hear a bag of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:47 chips open and it is a little cutie moodang just looking around a log just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:53 looking like the most adorable Critter that’s ever lived because she is H yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10:59 I to know her moisturizer resumen um stay in water<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:05 constantly sounds wonderful yeah moving on uh spill the memes FR of the show hey<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:13 uh they post here uh aun skley or something like that says air fryer tips<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:19 and recipes is there any air fryer that can handle a family of eight and Tom McDonald says take Tom McDonald says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:25 take it easy Jeffrey dmer then some um lady who we’ll just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:31 call Terry Hills uh Hillis uh make sure I got it right there uh says not funny<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:36 the man was sick and mentally unstable he was a murderer murderer is not funny<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:42 this guy named Sean Adams say his first day on the internet yeah no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:47 [ __ ] that’s how I feel when everybody gets all B out of shape because of my Eric Eric Clapton<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11:55 joke dude if that’s the joke that gets him out of shape they haven’t heard the rest of your [ __ ] moving on dude didn’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:02 didn’t Jordan describe Ed Gan to your sister that’s a another time yeah oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:12 gosh oh my okay hey seore can you read this one certainly uh this is from potm<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:18 smoking atheists who love dogs friend of the show Brad Robbins posted uh a little<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:23 cut from David Gerald just now says so I’ve been calling a 700 Club three and four times a day ask him to speak to Pat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:30 Robertson each time they tell me he’s dead finally the operator ask you keep calling you keep asking to talk to Pat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:36 Robertson we keep telling you he’s dead why do you keep calling he says because I like to hear you say<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:42 it nice I knew you I knew you would have the joy and inflections in your voice to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:47 make that mem just pop This is Gonna Be Me When Dave Ramsey dies word yes hey<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:53 can we drink that to that hey to Dave Ramsey dying<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12:59 POS moving on this is the last one I got uh for the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:05 short round one here uh potm smoking atheists who love dogs once again has got a picture of a cross says the Holy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:13 Bible says that a woman can be sold to her rapist after he violates her and then we have the symbol of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:20 Quran says the Quran says that a woman must always be sexually submissive to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:26 men and then we have the satanic uh Church logo it says the Satanic Bible<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:32 says not make sexual advances unless they are reciprocated then we have a picture of like a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:38 death uh hope looking some [ __ ] says y’all [ __ ] need Satan hail<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:44 Satan s and that’s all I got for the world famous off never duplicated Short<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:50 Round One brought to you by Nan’s dancing and the numb dumbest [ __ ] I could find on the internet to you seore<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13:56 yeah totally by the way that’s the lead singer of ghost great band highly recommend highly recommend uh getting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:04 into the wholesome round ostensibly although sometimes it’s just branding brought to you by Pink Guillotine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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14:25 Marco my buddy Marco he gave me a little keychain neoe dude it’s got a little chain when you pull it the little blade<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:32 goes up and down it’s awesome he said hey I got something for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:38 you I have never felt so seen I I got kind of choked up a little bit I gotta<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:43 say it’s pretty freaking awesome uh vintage and rarely seen comics and I know you guys like The Cutting Edge<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:50 stuff and you’re always talking about your ronins and whatever but fritzy ritzy By Ernie bushmiller date unknown<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14:56 found in a fritzy Ritz comic book fritzy Ritz by this bush Miller we see a gentleman walking up to a lady and he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:02 says hey fritzy I’ll walk along with you oh hello Phil sis how are you getting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:08 along on your job Phil I don’t seem to get anywhere well maybe you don’t have enough education why not go to night<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:15 school and improve your grammar not me I hate to study education means success you don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:21 want to be an old failure like that do you and we see her pointed a bum on a on a park bench there and he says well<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:28 maybe you’re right I’ll start to school tomorrow I feel sorry for that guy I going to give him a dollar runs over<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:35 there here my profound thanks for this gratuity sir your unprecedented<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:40 munificence is singularly altruistic you have alleviated my most trying<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:47 impoverishment oh my I liked<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15:54 it w camell a friend of the show says the world suffers because this giant<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:00 dork doesn’t feel comfortable being like this all the time this is who he really is but because of toxic masculinity he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:06 tries to convince us he’s Tony Stark and not a lonely nerd who was born on third base but still had to buy friends and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:13 it’s a picture of Elon jumping up and showing off his belly because he’s so excited to be in a trump rally and Steve<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:19 marmel has labeled it idiocracy the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:25 musical we just have a little to pan the B says truth ouch yeah friend of mine sent me this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:32 one uh when I die my family heaven gained another Angel today me and Hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:39 where is Ronald [Laughter] Reagan with the chainsaw and I I’m sure<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:46 this is from a game I don’t know what this is but it’s it’s Doom I think huh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:52 Doom I think oh wow way back yeah Doom in Hell there where is Ronald Reagan I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16:58 like it halfway through here uh we got the picture of the farmer that passed away some time ago uh you know in the in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:04 the Plaid flannel and the overalls and friend of the show Rebecca has it captioned it when you pick up an ice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:11 cube instead of kicking it under the fridge it ain’t much but it’s honest work yeah hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:19 yeah that’s why it pays to have three dogs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:24 they that was posted in new friend of the show small town famous<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:29 I feel you about four more left here uh lauris Ander posts this one from Bill<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:34 Graham presents and it’s the old Dennis the Menace cartoon and we see the adults all looking in wrapped attention at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:40 Dennis who’s sitting on a pillow so he can be up at you know table level here and he says and that’s where they got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:46 the name Steely Dan from Google that not not now<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:52 but now yeah during the next guy set go ahead uh here we have a philosophy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17:59 Reflections I know old friend of the show philosophy Reflections we have a man uh in great I don’t know he looks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:04 like maybe deeply in prayer perhaps his hands are or clasp and he’s he’s making an intense you know furled brow and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:11 says day by day what you do is who you become heraclius heraclitus I don’t know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:18 how you say it cly or clitus clitus here eus day by day what you be mature be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:26 mature be mature that’s got to be Abraham at Mount<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:32 Mariah anyway well that’s great you went to mount Mariah and I just went to oh my God I’m becoming<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:39 Facebook day by day dear God he looks like he needs more fber in his diet well<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:46 you know who hasn’t been there and finally for the wholesome round best and worst of Twitter 2 brings us this uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:53 says look closely at the name Liam niss at the Liam niss says okay guys I aim<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18:59 this next hurricane directly at maralago Milton going there and steo replies I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:07 wish I’d never seen any of your dumb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:12 movies that wraps up my ostensively wholesome round round one back to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:18 Michael all right here we go kicking off round two the relevant round [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:25 Steve you know him we know him he’s around yeah oh yeah he says praying for<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:31 the people in England somebody says what happened there he says they live there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:40 wor next we have a picture of this Walgreens uh sign that somebody’s moved<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:45 the letters around so it says get your shangle [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:50 today thank you I need to pick that up tomorrow jungles is so funny trash can Paul’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19:58 back friend of the show trash cam Paul couldn’t do it without you buddy here we see a man and a woman at a coffee<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:06 shop the man is talking he says it’s a podcast about me and my buddy discussing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:11 movies but the catch is we also sort of joke<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:19 around [ __ ] you trash can it’s it’s an honest podcast a meme page check every<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:25 time has a picture of I don’t know it’s like two<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:31 triangles but they’re weird shapes and like well no they’re triangles but they<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:36 triangles they’re put together in a funny shape that I don’t quite know how to describe and um there’s the the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:43 degrees are like of each angle are listed and then there’s X which is this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:49 angle that’s created by the two triangles together and it says find the value of x in front of the show Maddie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20:56 at Turbo unor slute she said so it says find the value of x Maddie says 80% less<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:03 since musk bought it I’m just like you Michael’s like I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:10 can’t describe what these triangles are doing like you ain’t gotta be sometimes you just gotta be stupid one’s standing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:16 up one’s laying down oh I needed you on that one Alexus friend of the show Alexia says the microplastics in me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:23 acknowledge and honor the microplastics in you oh Jesus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:31 94,000 people like that stupid move KY apparel company says Lord if you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:40 let me get skinny one more time I promise I won’t mess it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:46 up I don’t want to lie like that Derek guy at die workware friend of the show<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21:53 absolute [ __ ] internet icon so he retweets Jord walk who I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:00 don’t know this person’s name but she’s the press secretary for the white house oh she’s wearing a pinstripe like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:07 jacket and uh lavender purple shirt I don’t know look walk says uh that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:14 menswear critic guy at die work Weare oddly quiet today and Derek says why<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:19 doesn’t the Men’s Wear guy talk about women’s clothing listen to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:27 yourself and and finally my last meme for round two the irrelevant round is ma<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:33 friend of the show M at miky blinders she says a piece of my Roomba broke off and it vacuumed it up self- sucking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:41 little freak and then she says at iroot please send me a new Roomba mine is a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:48 freak and then she got a DM and she retweeted the DM ioot dm’ her and said would you be so kind as to send me a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22:55 picture of the robot’s full bottom in order for me to able to assist you further and she replied oh so you’re all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:01 a little freaky huh and that’s all I got for round two<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:08 back to brain damage all right we’re GNA go with the hungry round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:14 yay we got hip hop viral we have a picture of two buns<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:19 sitting on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:26 top sitting on top of a massive yeah massive<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:32 tenderloin that’s por tenderloin sandwich yep I’ve had this sandwich it’s a good sandwich I’ve had one this size<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:39 as well brain’s back finish it out brain what’s it say it just says bro eating a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:45 deep fried treasure map it does look like it was in The<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23:51 Goonies yes oh God treasure maps are [ __ ] delicious don’t knock them folks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:00 Twisted Tails has a picture of a butter knife a spoon and a fork all with faces<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:06 the butter knife is smiling very big he says the spoon’s smiling and it says see<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:13 your spoon and the fork is very mad he says Fork off<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:19 already I I agree with the fork Fork all of y’all gaming lay and puns just says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:25 uh peas be with you and sending we have tater tots a couple of pears tots and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:31 pears tots and pears yep and here we have Tom Zera<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:39 musky I hope your name is not musky sir but if it is [ __ ] it h actually I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:44 thinking maybe not musty all right maybe musk’s good I think that sounds like hog or something here we have uh it just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24:52 says maybe afford groceries again but the the the first letter in each one is highlighted in red to say<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:00 magga okay I try to get political and you guys still don’t like me hilarious cat posted<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:07 roses are red tacos are delicious I use paper plates because I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:15 hate doing dishes word<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:22 yeah I love paper plates I really do you just have to throw them away at the end this one is perfect<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:29 sayings and it says my favorite exercise is a cross between the lunge and a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:34 crunch I call it lunch and here we have uh the signs we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:44 have a a giant sign outside of a a Chinese restaurant that’s called Hunan<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:50 Dynasty and uh they billboard I could make this funnier reading it in a racist accent but I’m not going to it says we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25:58 not see your cat stop asking try our chicken it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:06 perfect<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:12 oh and uh I think this is the last one for me this one’s three crazy chicks I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:17 just want to point out uh that when I screenshotted this this meme I was I was definitely listening to the legend of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:23 Shawn price uh that guy always makes my memes but it’s only because I’m too lazy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:28 to crop him at the time so I apologize that you guys got to get Sean priced out but that’s what I do to my friends all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:34 the time so three crazy chicks posted bacon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:39 is 73% fat and very salty me too bacon me too<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:47 word to you titty I feel SE with that one thank you I was almost going to make<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26:54 you read it but I was like no no no I’m a little self I’m a little selfish on this one no F the bacon memes around<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:01 here okay yeah okay guys uh we’re going to do that round two thing the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:06 inebriated round place your bets now okay um I bet you are I bet you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:12 are I’ll let you know okay um Peter Daniel friend of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:20 show hey Pete post he post this picture here and it says um teaching kids in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:26 America’s dairy land how to milk a cow teacher which is she would have stood up for the picture because is a teacher and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:34 she is B down explaining to the kids what to do and they’re working on this Milky apparatus But the teacher is there<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:40 in such way it looks like they’re yanking on our teeths mov<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:45 [Laughter] on uh once again winner of the show this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:52 week uh potm smoking atheist who love dogs once again hey it says Today class<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27:59 we’re going to be talking about people who use humor memes and excessive cannabis conception as coping mechanisms<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:07 and as I look at this meme every person in the meme is turned back towards<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:12 me I’m feeling a little caught out here just saying it’s a little personal there pot<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:20 smoking atheist you love dogs okay um what the hell my dumb ass posted this a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:25 few years back says from the book of Big Mac chapter 1 verse quarter pound um and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:33 it is a picture of a um lady cosplaying as a sexy Ronald<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:39 McDonald that’s the only way I can put that um sitting on the Statue of a Ronald McDonald on a bench and said God<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:46 saw Ronald was lonely so he fashioned him a woman from a mimic rib oh my<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28:54 God so saith the M the Ronald okay moving on every day we stray further<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:01 from God hell yeah awkward relate uh I don’t know you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:08 says my favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell and it’s a picture of uh Statler I believe from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:15 the Muppets just with a big thumbs up yep yep I like that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:21 too I I agree with you Muppet okay um let’s see what we got here hey um leun<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:28 can you do this one sure Jason Jester friend of the show Jason Jester been a long time Jason hope you’re well he says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:36 uh words matter guys see a picture of a man uh not a not a man do we know who<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:43 this guy is that’s jie Vance is it really I didn’t rec recognize him<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:49 without his eyeliner JD Vance with his wife oh wow Usha is it really JD Vance<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29:57 are we sure about that yes okay and there’s a a Hummer behind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:02 him a yellow Hummer behind him and he says five years of owning this yellow Beast great memories but time to move on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:09 she will be missed this douchebag owned to Hummer<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:16 I’m I’m good with that it’s um it’s racist it is little<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:22 bit it’s a racism it’s a racism yeah that’s what it is hey pot<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:29 smoking aies who love dogs oh my who repost I know big week uh repost from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:35 Tim TBO you all know Tim TBO he was a quarterback and he was was famously a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:41 virgin like for a long time he said I finally had the sex with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:48 my wife God was there and uh FR of the show God hey God<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30:55 hey God<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:01 God I I I’ll I’ll see you at poker on Friday too buddy um anyway says at Tim<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:08 TBO I was there for the wedding ceremony stuck around for some dancing and beers just being real was in and out during<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:14 the sex hard to watch hard to watch my man like a sea turtle trying to get up<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:20 on the raft and that face stop it with that face Tim<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:28 oh [ __ ] uh new friend of the show we love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:33 Canada hey guys hey Canada up up this is up by Michael’s house um says meanwhile<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:41 in Canada and it’s a buz coming up says sorry not in service even the Canadian<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:47 buses apologize for no reason dude I believe what you meant to say was sorry<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:53 yes s sorry boot that okay sorry sorry boot that okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31:59 front of the show and that’s all he is George H crook shank founding zadd of Facebook for the so damn hard I swear<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:07 I’m gonna beat you um he got a picture here of what appears to be Sweet Tarts<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:12 candies or maybe Smarties and and it just says if you get these from your drug dealer this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:18 Halloween don’t eat them and please throw them away immediately they aren’t drugs they’re candy if you have one you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:25 will not get any hallucinations or even get a little high it just tastes like sour chalk<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:31 please spread this round hey man it this makes just as much<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:36 sense as those other ones man because people aren’t willingly giving your kids their drugs dude and last week we found<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:43 out that there was a fentanyl shortage in the United States and I like your theory that it’s all those dealers buying it to give out at Halloween yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:51 I’m telling you could be wannabe food um acquaintance of the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32:57 show H it’s got a picture of various cheeses blue cheese swiss cheese other<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:04 cheese and it just says the song Mambo Number Five but instead of girls it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:09 varieties of cheese little bit GA in my life okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:15 dude you made me hungry for a song what the [ __ ] is what I do my guy and finally<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:22 wrapping up round two here we got Charlie Classic front of the show um and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:28 he posts a picture here of a guy sending a text message picture of holding a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:33 little raccoon kit which is a baby and the raccoon is looking like it’s holding<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:39 a revolver and it says [ __ ] looks badass don’t it the response is I was your Uber<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:46 driver like three months ago please leave me alone and and that’s all I got for round<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33:55 two the anid round guess what oh yeah yeah okay over to you seore that was so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:01 highly inappropriate of that person I am shocked [ __ ] bad ass don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:08 he hey we got a new fan of the show Brandon Osborne 404 year ago he said the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:14 irrational round should be called round pi so that’s not a bad idea so here we<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:19 are with my round piie I get that reference I know isn’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:25 that weird I had to flash back to geography class geometry class<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:30 oh uh here we have a four panel from anti qanon memes from Joe Joe Klein<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:35 Schmid and we have the red Mah hat uh uh Chad going Democrats are sending<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:40 hurricanes to Red states to disrupt the election then we see Cool Joe Biden<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:46 licking an ice cream Co and he says I thought manm made climate change wasn’t real<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:52 Jack just then we just see Chad go so there you go<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34:59 here we have a gadon flag except the snake is on a couch and it says don’t fact me don’t fact check<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:06 me me yeah don’t fact check me uh we uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:11 here at Facebook for the blind collect GS in flags and if you’re not following us on Facebook you should because that’s where we have a nice collection in an<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:18 album called Gadson Flags so adding this one to the collection and like And subscribe uh here US Federal Department<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:25 of propaganda has passed along this blue check marked post from Lavar Burton he<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:31 says happy Thursday Thursday y’all and he’s got the rainbow behind him and Lyn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:37 r kitsen at bubsy’s kid says not sure what the rainbow has to do with it being<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:42 Thursday can we go a day without any virtue<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:48 signaling and readers add a little context uh Lavar Burton was the host of the P you guys know this guy doesn’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35:54 know that funny uh Pagan memes has this one with me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:00 sneezes coworker Godzilla me thank you wait did you just say cowork it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:07 non denominational I mean we have a two panel at the bottom<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:14 oh one panel of a Godzilla and he says look at me I’m the blessing [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:21 now Midwest versus everybody friend of the show at uh op uh at uh Midwestern op<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:31 uh says driving through the Midwest is just absolutely nothing and then every 50 miles you’ll see hell is real<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:37 followed by a sign for a store that sells cheese yeah yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:44 yep uh here we have an old timey picture of uh it looks like a woodcut kind of of Jesus uh washing uh a man’s foot and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:53 he’s got a little halo around him and says hey if you don’t want your tax dollars to help the poor then stop saying you want a country based on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36:59 Christian values because you don’t oh I guess that was I guess that was a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:06 PSA I’m not touching people’s feet I I’m not that Christian yeah who’s this lady<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:12 that is blanch Deo played by R mallahan from the show Golden Girls you’re<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:17 definitely autistic dude she is making a face like H it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:24 cap from front of the show Craig Smith it’s captioned when someone you respect posts that Facebook copyright<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:32 notice like oh honey bless your heart uh here we have a post from Teresa Kelly uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:40 who’s reposted SARS spilla says when you find your ex on Tinder and we noticed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:46 that both have cropped the same photo that’s [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37:54 funny I like it that’s kind of cute uh here’s from the best and worst of Twitter to from a very deep thinker I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:01 think AJ bapa who has this from filo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:07 bangs at MM JM Redux we have a picture of two duckies smoking joints and sort<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:13 of spaced out and it says the two fetus deletus babies in The Reincarnation<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:21 [Music] line the fetus deletus babies anyway and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:26 God Gula says my brother impregnated three girls he told two of them to abort which they did and now the third girl<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:32 gave birth to triplets oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:37 my that’s your deep thought for act two the pie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:43 round uh the liberal atheist nurse friend of the show has posted this one<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:49 oh look at her little Captain America Avatar that is excellent single cat lady with the Captain America shield in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

38:55 background I approve that liberal atheist nurse has posted a little<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:00 sunglasses Emoji says worth it we have two women who’ve been tied to the Stak and are apparently going to be burned at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:06 the stake and one woman says what are you in for and the other says told the told him the devil had a bigger<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:14 dick hail Satan and finally and finally trash Jones J Zuck<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:22 says Chicago style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:27 [Music] oh God that has been my pie round wrapping it up oh made Sammy smile so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:34 winning handing it off to you quiet Michael here we go kicking off round three don’t look at that OA C<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:43 PhD says help Elon Musk Tesla I’m missing my divorce court hearing because<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:48 my cyber truck won’t won’t update oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

39:54 God cool sexy sword sorcerer at langon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:00 Hickman says a whip is just a boneless sword none of you will retweet this<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:06 because you are cowards that hate God oh my God that is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:12 profound trash cam Paul is back Paul he’s having a big night here we have a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:19 Halloween display with like a Jacka Lantern creepy looking and a bowl but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:25 instead of candy there’s just cans of Zen and it says only one can per<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:33 kid not the Zen definitely taken in Indiana Brent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:39 friend of the show five says at my local Diner ordering eggs quote unquote gorilla<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:46 style and refusing to explain<\/p>\n\n\n\n

40:54 further next up we have sub Starbucks Baristas who says this this thread is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:01 labeled am I going to get fired oh says last week the the the op says last week<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:07 a customer reached past me on the register to point at the menu and I bit him on the hand as hard as I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:14 could the first comment says your first reaction was to bite him and the original poster says no I had time to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:20 think about it step bro do Steve somebody we know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:30 hey we’re neutral good picture of a bunch of people all wearing the same color blue shirt and they’re all super<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:38 happy and some of them are wearing headsets others are wearing lanyards but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:43 they’re like hugging each other and super happy and it says scientists after discovering an uninhabitable Planet [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:49 all light years from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

41:54 Earth friend of the show snow ho ho at hit [ __ ] bottom says one time a guy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:00 picked me up to take me on our first date and he was playing this God awul metal music so I turned it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:06 down and he legit made an illegal U-turn and took my ass right back home without<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:12 saying one word you’re goddamn right he did snow ho ho yeah that is the appropriate<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:19 response and my last meme for round three the penultimate round leaving only<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:24 my post with the most to from Henry Morris friend of the show Henry Morris he retweets Emily Sedona<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:31 Emily has a picture of herself with singing bowls she’s wearing a tank top<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:36 and striped pants uh in a field with lavender flowers and weeds and trees and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:43 [ __ ] and Emily says and she’s you know obviously playing these white singing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:49 bowls Emily says can you believe I used to be addicted to Coke Henry Morris retweets and says yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

42:59 and that’s all I have for round three the penultimate round leaving only my post with the most back to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:04 brain all right let’s get this thing started ultimate pens pen ultimates<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:09 whatever you guys call it uh so frisoni and Shan Mo uh homie of Minds he says uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:17 Monday Chronicles I got some Alka seler I’mma fake a foam at the mouth and fake<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:24 a seizure I thought about<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:31 it like that sometimes comedian enough said wrote<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:37 you’re not going to believe who’s cute as [ __ ] Yan read the first two words<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:43 you’re not damn oh God damn dude man that was a cold 12-y old<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:50 writing that one yeah this one’s from saying your feelings and I didn’t join and follow<\/p>\n\n\n\n

43:57 [ __ ] them because they put kiss me I’m not gonna oh but they did write Wily<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:02 Wonka is short for William Wonka [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:09 donk here here we’ve got Hood memes and they posted why do people say I got gas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:16 money like I’m supposed to be happy [ __ ] I still do not want to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:23 go yes yes yes exactly uh here we got 90s Nostalgia<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:31 and memes that make weak to n this is funny and it says if keep my name out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:39 your mouth was a person and here we have a picture of the old school movie Candy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:44 Man uh ti do you know this actor’s name by any chance Tony Tod Savage [ __ ] titty you you just<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:52 always spot on yeah so keep his name name out your mother<\/p>\n\n\n\n

44:59 all right okay we’re just going to move on here we have somebody named chuny<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:04 wolfers for I forgot to check the rest of your name or at least I uh forgot it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:10 and here we have a picture of a frog and it just says man what the [ __ ] is this frog<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:16 doing he is just laying on some leaves like it’s a hammock he got the Donald Trump angry<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:23 face with the with with a frown and he’s hold his hands together the these are<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:29 the best leaves to lay on they’re the best ones to bake in the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:34 S okay nobody nobody likes my trump Impressions no I was I was just it was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:41 very spoton I like outside H the legs though the legs got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:47 me he’s killing me with his fat belly and his open legs oh man close those things buddy close them those FR frog<\/p>\n\n\n\n

45:53 legs here we’ve got viral things posted a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:00 picture of a woman’s hand with a rock it is a nice smooth black rock it looks like I don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:08 know kind of look like Cole a little bit but looks smooth looks cool it looks cool like I I just want to touch it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:14 really bad I’m a rock ey uh anyways they said the woman I’m planning to marry<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:19 showed me this Pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face I said or she said it’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:26 for rock music and sheep KH said marry her faster<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:31 yeah right and it does look like a rock pick it looks so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:37 smooth Fred flst guitar pick Fred Flintstones hey and you had the Fred<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:42 Flintstone meme earlier and I think this one’s the last for me for this round stolen meme is stolen posted the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:49 infamous meme where the woman has her back and the guy has his back and she’s looking over and as she usually always<\/p>\n\n\n\n

46:56 says her he’s probably thinking about Other Woman him who the hell is taking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:02 these pictures of me and my wife in bed what the [ __ ] kind of [ __ ] Truman<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:07 Show pervert [ __ ] is this [ __ ] I hate it okay I’m gonna stop<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:14 there no I think you were working through some [ __ ] brother I think you about to have a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:20 breakthrough I was I was I was gonna turn my head around and be like who the [ __ ] said you guys can’t even sneak<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:26 cameras in here didy ass Epstein okay I thought your Trump was spot on<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:33 man oh wow and how do how do I even follow that ladies and gentlemen as you always<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:40 do yeah hey let’s do that round three thing okay uh my dumb ass posted my dumb ass<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:47 posted this a while back and I just said well there was that time I ran over my phone with a forklift says them damn all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

47:55 you do every day is post memes don’t you have a job me at work and it’s Peter Griffin sitting on a forklift on his<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:03 phone yeah I feel seen yeah baby and yes I did run my cell phone over with a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:11 forklift I will I will answer questions later all right FR of the show uh moist Buddha keep it at moist keep it at<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:18 Buddha um he’s got this like Med Renaissance medieval pain of people<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:24 working in a field and it says medieval PE only worked about 150 days in a year<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:30 the church believed it was important to keep them happy with frequent mandatory holidays you have less holidays than a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:37 medieval peasant yeah yeah yeah I’ll make you feel good<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:45 on a Tuesday all right moving on brought to you by Pink Guillotines yeah no [ __ ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:52 uh clever comebacks new acquaintance of the show just says new spirit animal<\/p>\n\n\n\n

48:57 discovered racist I mean yeah I I I I’m starting to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:03 get that uh re at Reb massel says what I like about hippos being the most<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:08 dangerous animal in the world they’re vegetarian not even omnivores they don’t want to eat you they just hate you and I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:16 think that’s a beautiful thing [ __ ] valid valid I I really do<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:22 identify with hippos the more I learn about them<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:27 all right um here we got front of the show having a big night [ __ ] head Steve hey Steve he’s got a picture here and it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:35 says dogs 300 years ago and it’s this giant jacked wolf Doge with bloody<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:41 knuckles and it says I killed all the wolves and ate the liver of a fox that wanted to steal food from our home dogs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:47 now and it’s this fluffy little white thing it’s got his his like leg kind of hiked up and he’s walking and says you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

49:54 changed my food and now I have diarrhea I I feel this I have three dogs I feel this I<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:03 would not want to be in your arc on that day no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:08 man uh moist Buddha once again friend of the show moist Buddha Namaste repost from Sunday girl uh says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:17 a friend in Austin was at a bar and saw this and it’s a TV screen in a bar and it’s got uh the Sunday girl uh posting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:24 on there the single star on Texas’s flag is actually a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:32 review there’s one place I hate more than Arkansas boy it’s Texas okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:38 uh you know I learned to hate it but you know [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:44 yeah uh new friend of the show white people making Mexican food well hello<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:50 Alice hi guys it says uh engineering students create edible adhesive tape so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

50:57 that your burrito stays wrapped tightly while you eat it and sure enough it’s a picture of a burrito badly wrapped with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:03 this green moldy looking or edible tape [ __ ] hey here’s an idea why don’t you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:08 guys call up your pothead friends they’ll show you how to roll a burrito just saying dude what I really dislike<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:15 is when I go to a Mexican restaurant and they bring out the fajitas and everybody’s head turns because it’s sizzling and I watch the kitchen staff<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:22 go to the window because they want to see the Gringo try and roll this thing yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:28 yes I worked in a truck stop I understand uh backto back shots here from uh white people making Mexican<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:37 food it’s it’s got um a Bonnie Plants label you’ve seen it in any plant store<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:44 and it’s for a coolapeno pepper heatless jalapeno all the flavor of traditional jalapeno without the heat becomes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

51:51 sweeter when red and it’s uh just Dave Chappelle one of his many characters sitting on a uh toilet in his pajamas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:00 reading a magazine that just says white people we’re never gonna live this down<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:07 no it it it’s things like this man uh Patrick Moulder at Mr Patrick Moulder uh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:14 says if you say mental illness three times in the mirror someone with a live laugh love t-shirt will appear behind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:20 you and ask if you’ve tried going outside going outside does help though oh I hate you people a little bit but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:27 come on dude you know better doesn’t it’s better than not going outside like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:33 fire I like my I like I like my recliner and my couch Michael inside does it like you to quote<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:42 my hero Gallagher my idea roughing it’s black and white TV that explains so much that your hero<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:48 is Gallagher moving on spill the memes I think I just did<\/p>\n\n\n\n

52:56 something uh spill the memes at spill the memes got it’s got a picture it’s got a painting of a philosopher scientific<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:04 fell Galileo and it says Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:10 Galileo oh God a Galileo Figo okay deduct points we’re deducting points no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:18 hey uh Lian can you read the last one I got for around uh three<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:24 here tell me to read it yeah oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:30 sorry all right this meme comes to us from dad jokes [ __ ] of course it does<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:36 uh it’s a picture of a guy at a maybe a cash register but it’s uh it’s just a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:45 massive pot with a ladle sticking out the side looks like it’s filled with liquid and it says his name is<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:53 Stu he’s the supervisor and also if you look it looks like the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

53:59 pot that he’s sitting in is on top of a burner with even yeah it’s on a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:04 burner to our listeners it’s Onna<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:10 burner and and that thank you for helping me wrap up round three here over to you Eric you’re not welcome T yeah<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:20 you love me you love me and you know you Mohawk dork I love you but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:30 you’re such a dick I love you all right wrapping up going into the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:36 penultimate round uh with a little Sunday reflection here PSA uh we see a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:41 trained uh police officer is hauling away a tent from a homeless person apparently it says no matter how many<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:46 times you throw away an unhoused person’s tent they still can’t pay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:52 rent that’s her little PSA reminder brought to you by PSA here’s a picture<\/p>\n\n\n\n

54:59 here’s a picture of Chucky except it looks like jie Vance’s Chucky his cute little Stripes shirt and his little his<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:06 little overalls there Nan says not enough mascara which you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:11 really not enough mascara I don’t know not enough Linda says it looks just like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:17 him here we have Grandpa Simpson from The Simpsons and he’s surrounded by children uh looks like almost like<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:23 Sermon on the Mount except the Grandpa’s sitting on on a stump of a tree and he says and October used to be<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:32 cold no kidding hey this one was my post with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:37 the most actually but it’s not all that funny to be honest with you uh this is Joshua Wesley standing uh with a young<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:44 girl and and he’s holding balloons and the balloons Spell out 18 says finally<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:49 18 I Can’t Describe with words what you mean to me and what kind of person you are you’ve been my best friend for four<\/p>\n\n\n\n

55:56 four years you are my girlfriend that I love appreciate and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:01 respect and Mason mananga says Evangelical youth pastors will claim lgbtq people are grooming children but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:08 then they’ll get married to one who was in their youth<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:13 group super super freaking gross man dirty so<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:19 dirty absolutely blew up on my feed everybody was grossed out um uh anyway<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:26 but uh this hey everybody Beverly’s in the building hey but I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:35 here just talking about this youth pastor who married his girlfriend to four years at 18 e and yeah the reply<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:44 was uh interviewers reached out to Joshua Wesley at his home which was made of candy and he declined to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:51 [Laughter] comment glittering Bob cat 9999 said<\/p>\n\n\n\n

56:57 last scene speeding away in a windowless white panel van and addicted to gravy and tear says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:04 driving with one hand as he furiously smashes hard drives with the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:12 other moving on uh this is a some kind of crazy right-winger named Grant<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:18 Cardone and he says I grew up in the Gulf of Mexico been watching storm since I was a young boy I have never seen a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:25 storm start here and go east do you think the government is using technology to manipulate weather patterns and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:32 storms and the response is no Grant I don’t Mike Ingram for everyone and if<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:39 you’re not following Mike Ingram for everyone why not Mike Ingram to for everyone so anyway he says says I was<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:45 hoping this was satire it was not and look it was even liked by founding zat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:51 of the show George Hussein kick you in the dick uh we have here a bald man drinking<\/p>\n\n\n\n

57:58 a cup of coffee with a brand logo of slack on it it says to replace programmers with AI product managers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:05 need to accurately describe what they want we’re [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:11 safe right that’s a comforting thought isn’t it in the middle honly yeah friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:17 of the show and if you’re not following the friend of the show feminist news you are missing out on your feminist news<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:22 has a post from Marissa kabas at Marissa cab. BLC I social says JD Vance says a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:28 lot of women would like to go back to work immediately after giving birth which is perhaps the most batshit thing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:33 he’s ever said and proves he’s never spoken to a woman<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:39 ever poor wife yeah during the debate I posted<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:44 this one just my little Avatar my little red Checker flannel there and it says yeah we don’t trust you because he kept<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:49 saying stuff like you know I know we have to earn your trust and I was like yeah we don’t trust you this first thing<\/p>\n\n\n\n

58:55 I’ve ever think that we ever agreed on man in friend of the show JD grieving<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:01 said I’m sorry we’re never gonna trust you JD I’m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:10 sorry you knew JD you’d be laughing as hard as I am oh that’s great two more<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:17 man this happened like two weeks ago somebody parked one of these stupid veos like on the end of the yellow line in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:24 the parking lot and I was just like just why why why would you why why I don’t<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:33 even understand anyway speaking of thoughtless [ __ ] uh antiq andon memes uh Teresa Dylan has this from Elon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:41 Musk blue check mark Elon Musk uh says as a reminder I’m very much in favor of expedited legal immigration for everyone<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:48 anyone who is talented hardworking and honest America should be like pro sports team that wants to win the Championships<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:53 draft the best players to enable the whole team to win woke Hogan at Sunny Day relief says sir<\/p>\n\n\n\n

59:59 you are none of those things and they let you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:05 in and finally for the penultimate round we have just a short one from Timmy C<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:11 with three M at Esq Tim Esquire Tim says Elon Musk slams dick in car door musk<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:18 fans mville Gambit sir yeah what the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:24 hell leaving only my post with the most handing it back to you Mr Michael<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:31 all right here we go my post with the most but before I TD yeah soon as I read this post with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:38 the most I got a bounce so I need you to tell George we love him I got you I got you fam all right here comes my post<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:44 with the most post with the most this week is from some people need to follow<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:50 at LC yance who says getting invited to a diddy party and finding out<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:00:56 you the hose gotta be crazy oh no no and that’s it for my post<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:04 with the most what do you got this week brain all right I’ve got this one here<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:10 from memes I stole to make something uh shower thoughts uh blood of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:17 Gore oh yeah put your future self is talking [ __ ] about<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:23 you and then here we have uh the official mjx puts jokes on him I’ll<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:29 [ __ ] ruin his [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:35 life you TI or say yeah present me talk [ __ ] about me like gonna do nothing all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:42 right my post with the most this week is is CBR I don’t know them um it’s got a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:48 picture of like a little animated glomba looking at a little animated Mario and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:53 Goomba goes back for more pain huh Mario pulls out a star and now he’s you know Invincible because that’s what the star<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:01:59 does he goes you can’t hurt me now and Goomba just holds up a phone and it says<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:05 Peach hey let’s hook up don’t tell Mario okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:10 babe Hing up with the princess oh that’s the second appearance of goba<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:17 in this show am I right if you yes and if you look at Mario just a single tear is welling up in his little dot eyeball<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:24 all right that’s all I got from post with the most fantastic thank you my post with the most is just a picture of<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:31 Milton from Office Space but JD Vance’s face is pasted on it and it says I was told there would be no<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:40 factchecking F FR of the show Jen says don’t disparage Milton this way<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:47 amen and that was my post with the most wrapping up a very special episode with<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:02:54 a real live audience and fire and Insanity episode of Facebook for the<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:00 blind for October 8th 2024 we love you love you<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:06 George yeah love you wait who’s that behind um who’s that behind Eric<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:36 thanks for listening to an episode of Facebook for the blind follow us on Facebook Twitter and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:44 [Laughter]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1:03:50 Instagram um<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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