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10-15 The No Braner Ep. (FB4tB Episode #179) Transcript

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0:00 [Music] welcome to Facebook for the blind your look at the downfall of Western

0:05 Civilization through the best memes we can find each

0:12 week ladies and gentlemen it’s that time of the week we like to celebrate Facebook for the blind a show for the

0:18 visually and Facebook impaired I am your never humble host Eric Seymore joined by my beautiful co-host Andrew Titi hi

0:27 everybody and dialing in from South Canada quiet

0:32 Michael I’m I’m already laughing at my memes those funny funny memes and more

0:39 coming back immediately but first a patented trademark copyrighted part of every single episode of Facebook for the

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0:51 till you get to see these memes I’m telling youall nope there it is

NEWS

1:01 [Music]

1:09 yes it as mention it it does it does uh put that in the uh the close captioning

1:14 on Facebook or sorry on YouTube please follow us on YouTube like And subscribe please like And subscribe the algorithm

1:20 likes us more hey we always uh diss on uh uh Indiana I mean pretty much almost

1:26 out of legal obligation but lo and behold I’m so shocked the service and solidarity Spotlight of the AFL CIO blog

1:33 says Indiana Pet Smart workers have won their first Union for the chain in the United States how about that so oh good

1:41 job I know I know we don’t all suck I was pretty impressed hey I’ve even got

1:48 some uh i’ I’ve even got some hope from Missouri uh I think they might actually show me they can do better because uh

1:55 Josh Holly was hit by terrible reports back to back including his hometown newspaper saying he is the worst sitting

2:03 Senator not just for the fist pumping and you know voting against certifying the election and fomenting a you know a

2:09 coup but uh other bad things too so Kudos uh of course the top story this

2:16 week that I kept hearing about was that uh North Carolina authorities arrested armed men and others uh there were

2:23 reportedly truckloads of of militia men running around in the Carolinas uh uh

2:29 saying they were FEMA hunting which you know was amazing and the FEMA guys were

2:34 like yeah it’s about 5149 grateful to see us get off my property government

2:39 you know what I mean kind of stuff and I was like oh my holy crap so armed crazy

2:45 people trying to help out um that nobody asked

2:51 for uh that’s right there uh McDonald’s has been suing top Meat Packers for

2:56 allegedly colluding to inflate the price of beef this is pretty amazing cuz like this is antitrust and like hiking prices

3:03 and stuff and like it just never happens it’s like a new day in America when the corporation’s like hey you can hike

3:09 those people’s meat prices at the grocery store but not my Big Mac meat

3:15 so how fascinating is that uh meanwhile uh here’s a fun fact you’re not going to

3:21 hear anywhere else illegal migration at the US Southern border has dropped to its lowest level since 2020 how amazing

3:28 is that I looked up some really cool charts and it is falling off a cliff it is down 75% from a year ago and a lot of

3:36 it is from all those uh those uh countries in the northern triangle that KLA went down to talk to about you know

3:42 not coming here anymore like uh incl well also Venezuela who’s dropped

3:48 99% in Border Crossing so anyway [ __ ] ain’t one

3:55 huh I said but a [ __ ] ain’t one I got okay yeah

4:01 now what’s funny is that despite the fact that uh that it has dropped 75% uh

4:06 new CBS News Trump Harris poll show that they live in completely different worlds

4:12 and if you ask a Trump’s voter what’s happening at the border they will tell you that it is increasing because they

4:19 have no idea they don’t know if stocks are up and down they don’t know if Wars

4:24 are happening they don’t know anything it’s amazing hey as we’re going to uh as

4:31 we’re going to uh press here the US has demanded that Israel improve humanitarian conditions in Gaza or risk

4:37 military aid which is pretty amazing that that they went that far I was kind

4:42 of hoping maybe KLA would just I don’t know talk to an Arab person in public on camera that was all that was all I was

4:48 looking for that that would have been dramatic and really moving the needle but apparently they sent them like a a

4:55 letter they they they sent Israel a letter and a sternly written email yeah

5:02 yeah was a copy of letter was was obtained by axios and it was like hey you guys got 30 days to improve the

5:10 humanitarian conditions in Gaza we’re not going to send you any more bombs so you can bomb Gaza anyway so

5:18 that’s I don’t know guys that’s weird man I feel closer to the right timeline wait treat Gaza better and or we won’t

5:25 help you blow up Gaza dude I don’t even understand LOL went over there and clearly in leaked

5:32 memos knew that they were blowing up hospitals targeting children targeting

5:38 eight stations and that’s kind of against the law we have this law that says you know if you’re doing that kind

5:43 of thing we can’t send you any more bombs you know it’s a simple rule anyway so I’m just uh I’ll be

5:50 impressed if anything comes of it uh also leaked Bob Woodward’s book which

5:56 has been really great uh not just some details about how those depends the Trump wears smell and the word is bad

6:03 but also that the Trump White House chose to cheat to get Kavanaugh confirmed I don’t know if you remember

6:09 back at the Blind Pig but I was making all kinds of jokes about that FBI investigation remember they were doing an FBI investigation into kavanov for

6:16 the Supreme Court of the United States and it was like after a day they were like all right come back boys it’s fine

6:22 no no it’s a thought to counts you know and uh Senator Sheldon White House has

6:27 dug it up says it was entirely a sham so again it’s interesting because he always says the only way they can win is if

6:33 they cheat and anything he says is just a confession of what he’s doing it’s all projection it’s freaking

6:40 freaking amazing oh one of the funniest things this weekend uh is that uh the

6:46 disgraced ex-president spoke at Coachella and once he had gotten everybody to hop on a bus and go five

6:52 miles out into the desert and he got him on camera and got all the cheers and got all his photo ops he split and the buses

6:58 never came back oh my

7:04 God you know and it’s like it’s like uh future potential voters if he will leave

7:11 you after a photo op because he’s done with you what’s he gonna do if you vote for him I mean I

7:18 don’t it’s like God is painting this that’s what I’m thinking here uh we

7:23 usually like to close out with a heartwarming animal story and this is brought to you by stop making stupid

7:29 people famous God please

7:35 stop okay I got that out of my system uh more than 100 raccoons have besieged a

Heartwarming ANIMAL Closer

7:41 woman in uh psbo Washington she had to call the sheriff to get into her house a

7:48 hundred raccoons all around apparently uh she started to uh feed these uh

7:56 raccoons some 35 years ago and ladies just like ex-boyfriends if you feed

8:04 them they will teach their kids surround your house and throw a keger so uh

8:10 that’s an old school Midwest saying we have here so uh

8:15 don’t don’t don’t get besieged by raccoons that has been the news for

8:20 Facebook for the blind for October 15th 2024 now handing it off to my beautiful co-host for a nice uh I don’t know what

NEWS end

8:27 it is in metric sized round round

Round 1 Quiet – wholesome round

8:34 one oh yeah you’re right when people are muted it does sound terrible on

8:40 this point taken excellently Illustrated God damn it I was roasting you all

8:46 through the news too dude oh you know what dumbass you know what when you

8:53 could just just for this one part when you were like you’re like

8:59 women don’t feed them or they’ll uh and I said you ready I said B off more than

9:07 you could chew there didn’t you Eric so if my mic had been

9:12 hot you would have felt pretty silly you’re a

9:17 raccoon uh this isn’t a meme I just I just uh screen grabbed this for TD TD

9:23 check this out yeah what we got here look dude oh my nipples

9:30 it’s so cool for our listeners this is uh comic book art and it’s uh the Ninja

9:35 Turtles jumping like off of one building down into an alley and fighting foot

9:41 soldiers in the air all the way down so cool it is majestic as [ __ ] yeah it’s

9:47 awesome okay moving on sorry everybody fish Bow Friend of the show

9:52 fish bow it’s a conversation between me and my friend me and this is my house friend

9:59 what’s upstairs me stairs don’t talk God that’s so

10:12 bad TD I want you to describe this one for me please yeah I got you man

10:17 um I’m gonna describe the picture and I’ll let Michael come back with what the caption is uh this is a picture uh 70

10:26 sci-fi art is the picture Mobius from 1970 and it’s this a very ornate wall

10:36 Village thing and there’s these two beans poking out from a glass Dome

10:41 bubble window looking out at the Beyond and tapioca caterer no I’m sorry

10:49 tapioca Terror says seven-year-old me at

10:55 McDonald’s yes y hell yeah so weird specific to our

11:02 childhood badly accurate uh biopsy bimbo friend of the

11:07 show by the way morg biopsy bimbo she uh has a picture here and it

11:13 says another Banger from my dad’s Instagram and then we see she’s posted a uh her dad’s Instagram it’s a picture of

11:20 her spider next to a wrench and her dad says that’s a 15 mil wrench whoa my new

11:27 garage dog has arrived it’s pretty

11:33 big John at ARF measures says has a conversation here the cop says you’re

11:40 going to prison for forgery me slides him a $37 bill

11:47 now yes I want I want it Haiti at Haiti

11:53 says born to say are you [ __ ] stupid forced to say wow I’ve never thought

11:58 about it like that before that is veteran veteran specific

12:04 I believe Deo at kill me Fam says is 31 a good age

12:11 to to try skateboarding I weigh 297 pounds okay that that hurts because

12:19 that’s about the last time I thought about skateboarding and that’s about how much I weighed at 31 how’d it go TI I didn’t do it I

12:27 thought better did the math I chickened out dude I’m banged up enough without

12:34 skateboarding this is KT at K mxx who uh

12:39 just kind of a it’s kind of a a a women’s empowerment uh tweet here says I just remembered I’m a 25-year-old woman

12:47 with my own house and I can put 15 onion rings in the oven for my dinner if I want to hell that’s the snack what’s the

12:54 rest of the dinner bad

13:00 ass listen this is my last meme for round one it’s a picture of the gum rack at

13:09 like so probably grocery store or Walmart or uh actually I’m guessing this

13:15 is probably the dollar store actually just based on uh the skus but there’s a there’s a bunch of

13:22 Icebreaker Ice Cube like gum on one side and on another side and then right right

13:28 on the rack you well I’ll just read the caption the caption says someone chewed up an entire

13:35 package of gum and spit it out on the Shelf at the

13:41 store that screams Walmart that screams Walmart dude I I this is Dollar General

13:47 I mean I can feel it in my Dollar General yeah yo I just want the doar

13:54 general of Walmarts yeah I have thought about this meme every day this is from

13:59 Reddit mildly infuriating I thought about it every day this week

14:04 because who was this what how did something like this happen like I I just

14:11 really you you work amongst the public and you question so far removed from anything I

14:19 could ever do like I just can’t rrap my that’s all I

14:26 one I don’t agree with that I think you know okay I’ll say this the only way I could imagine myself doing this is if I

14:34 just got fired see there it’s a thin line but

14:39 there’s a line I suppose I suppose all right T you’re up Hey hi guys we’re

Round 1 Tiede – SHORT round

14:46 gonna do that thing I do uh TD’s often imitated never duplicated Short Round One brought to you by the dumbest [ __ ] I

14:51 could find on the internet and boy the internet didn’t let me down all right let’s do this

14:57 thing oh is it working um waiting to do this

15:03 thing is it working no not not even close

15:08 man fix post here’s some dumb [ __ ] all right uh

15:14 crazy uncle Gil I don’t know you hey it’s it says me trying to figure out

15:19 what’s going on in the world via memes since I refus to watch the news and it’s Drake looking like a confused Punk into

15:27 his phone and yes this one I felt personally because yes this is how I get most of my news is from this

15:34 podcast that should scare everyone all right moving on it’s it’s a lot of

15:39 responsibility I know right educating TIY um D this is so weird why isn’t like

15:46 doing this I don’t know I’m I’m I’m waiting to move on bro I I no that’s not even close man you

15:52 skipped like my entire rounds oh yeah you ski H my rounds oh yeah here’s who screwed it up Michael called me on the

15:59 freaking Facebook why would you do that I just text you my memes and I just bumped it dude sorry yeah

16:06 Broski weing okay fixing post next up that’s not no you went the wrong direction I

16:16 [ __ ] no dude that’s another round

16:22 man it’s not working properly Sammy put something else on I’m tired of watching

16:27 okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good I I posted this and I put this up

16:33 here just for brain and of course brain ain’t [ __ ] here um because he actually posted this or I posted this

16:39 last week he commented like dude I almost used this on the podcast last night um but yeah it’s another day

16:45 another meme call me out it says me on my way to pretend to be a nice friendly and sociable person at work and it’s

16:51 Oscar the Grouch driving a vehicle looking like [ __ ] Oscar to Grouch my spirit totem guy nice

16:59 all right moving on I aspire to be everything that Oscar is um Goose nibble front of the

17:07 show uh repost a TW uh Reddit thread here it says in the bear Jeremy Allen

17:13 White is absolutely jacked as [ __ ] this is a reference that he is an actor not

17:18 an overworked Chef who doesn’t go to the gym smokes a pack of cigarettes a day three and sleeps three hours a night and

17:25 it’s a picture of Jeremy Allen White it’s obvious that’s true but I’m my question is when did uh restaurant chefs

17:32 get to sleep a whole three hours now not when I worked in

17:39 restaurants moving on should check in with George

17:45 right uh Shad Steve and a bunch of other people came together and posted this beauty says this says this is the most

17:52 important election of our lives there just a bunch of election signs for various candidates like Haywood lomy for

18:00 mayor we got we got e Norma SC running

18:05 and we also got we got a reelect uh Barry mccockiner forier and we got Hugh Janus

18:12 back there couple other ones I can’t quite read but you you get the idea very important election please go vote in a

18:19 in in three weeks I’m gonna beat that dog all right moving on got gotta hurry I feel a

18:25 certain kinship with the hey would you blow me yeah FR of the show um see it poker on Friday

18:34 big guy uh Satan hell Satan uh it’s got a picture of a

18:40 gentleman who is at the uh appears to be The Stairway to Heaven even though I’m pretty sure there ain’t one of those um

18:48 and he’s looking very shocked concerned and says waking up in heaven after begging God to take my wife’s headache

18:55 away feeling a little called out here Satan saying there

19:01 bro Jesus okay uh once again Satan hail

19:06 Satan um Hil Satan it’s Goose looking kind of perturbed saying hey what’s that

19:13 stuff with and then he’s chasing a guy wearing a uh big fluffy coat saying what’s your jacket stuff with

19:20 [ __ ] I could hear a goose saying that oh dude I can see a whole Fleet of them on North

19:26 absolutely with with confidence all right uh moving on here uh FR of the

19:33 show Once Again hail Satan H Satan what up it it’s the classic two panel meme of

19:39 a unmasked Cyclops making out with Jean Gray on a dirty floor and um Cyclops is

19:47 labeled microwave heat and Gan Gray’s labeled plate and then they’re in the distance looking sadden for Lauren is

19:53 Wolverine going my burrito I feel this I feel this in my

19:59 soul tell you what man I felt something when you said making out on a dirty floor I don’t know why because I just

20:06 described your ideal Friday all right um we got is this show what are we doing I

20:13 don’t know since we got three from Satan we gotta have one from God uh

20:19 acquaintance of the show at angelore pimp um it’s a cat speaking into a microphone like it’s like testifying a

20:27 Congress or some [ __ ] but it just says please stop asking me my dream job I

20:33 never dreamed about working a amen Kitty and that is the last one I got for the

20:39 Short Round One often imitated never duplicated world famous short one round one that it was brought to dumbest [ __ ]

20:45 I could find on the internet over to you more well done well I feel like I had a meme from God but I haven’t I haven’t

Round 1 Sizemore – wholesome round

20:52 seen it as I’ve gotten ready here huh well if a miracle manifests itself

20:58 you let us know yeah I’ll let you guys know here’s a post from founding zat a

21:04 Found book for the Facebook for the blind George stop it you know I was distracted looking for the God meme he’s got two

21:12 panel from uh The Good the good like the good good place is that right TD yeah

21:18 it’s a good place and uh we have Ted danon’s character uh labeled as FTC SEC

21:25 and he’s talking to the USDA FDA and he says McD figured it out

21:31 McDonald’s this this is a real low Point yeah this one this one hurts before you

21:37 move on and yeah I was the way taking care of my dog that was doing something that should have been don’t you dare say

21:42 that word McDonald’s oh you dirty dirty

21:49 person headed dancing shut up dirty

21:56 sanchez he’s at poker on Friday moving on moving on uh look I’m telling you

22:01 here in the Midwest uh and in America as a whole we have fans of everything uh this this is one this is

22:10 one I this one I saw out in the parking lot uh it is a red white and blue striped uh finger doing the devil horns

22:17 uh hand Poe and it says blue balls you you found this in public I found this in

22:24 public on my own and uh here’s the weirdest thing I talked about this on stage agage and I did it and was

22:30 interrupted because a guy went and I was like proving my point

22:35 that every kind of sex somebody likes it every kind of

22:41 sex I mean uh yeah I don’t know like what

22:47 Michael was saying what are we doing Gen X Gen X only has this picture

22:55 of a briefcase with a a yellow light bulb in it and a battery says this is what was in the

23:00 [Laughter] briefcase that’s a Pulp Fiction joke it

23:06 is a p fiction joke and it’s fantastic man and some of my friends are like Repo Man I was like no actually if you go

23:12 back and watch Repo Man you never see the briefcase moving on Mike Ingram for

23:17 everyone if you’re not follow Mike Ingram for everyone uh why not he’s for everyone he’s got yeah he’s got this

23:24 post for uh just saying good morning says me climbing out of a trash can yes I’m available to give

23:30 advice yeah that’s me on Facebook all

23:37 day um friend of the show Craig Craig we miss you buddy uh but thanks for sending

23:42 all the cards and letters says uh this is what a human hand looks like under a microscope and we see the eye pieces of

23:48 a microscope and as we scroll down it’s been tilted back and someone’s put their hand under it it’s a hand under a

23:55 microscope no bro thought that would solicit a bigger groan from quiet uh he

24:01 probably muted again I’m not muted ah he’s just he’s not muted he’s just

24:08 disappointed yeah the just disappointed episode uh BR of the show Paul has this

24:15 post from Sam Decker and I tell you what it set off a firestorm among my friends and made me very happy says can I tell

24:21 you a secret I don’t care if there are undocumented immigrants in this country I think it’s a nonissue without Social

24:26 Security numbers they’re not getting the welfare people claim they’re getting vast majority of them are normal people trying to live a better life the whole

24:32 wall the port the illegals [ __ ] is just 1% convincing the Working Poor to blame a subset of the Working Poor for

24:39 the fact that they’re all poor instead of realizing they’re all poor due to the vast income inequality and resource price inflation in combination with wage

24:46 stagnation the existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor it’s because the people who control

24:51 everything refuse to increase your wages and this led into a massive fight

24:57 about border wall and

25:03 immigration proving that the distraction is super [Laughter]

25:10 effective friend of the show uh or new new acquaintance of the show Aron Mel

25:16 Boyington uh has this four panel cartoon that is really excellently drawn I love the shading in this and all the artistic

25:22 style we see two women uh uh one with a little uh her hair up in a p tail one with a short

25:28 hair uh I don’t know looking kind of stylish I guess and one says I really wish there was a way to know whether

25:33 ghosts are real and the other girl is holding up the Ouija board box you know game box is what if we had like a code

25:41 phrase what like a password like if my ghost ever tries to contact you I’ll start by saying our code phrase that way

25:48 you’ll know if it’s really me or if you’re being scammed in the final two panel we see a

25:54 woman say what would our code phrase be it would have to be something elegant original like poetry and then we see an

26:00 older woman at the uh at the fortune teller looking at her crystal ball and she says your friend says salty Badger

26:11 nipples the old lady gasps and says it is

26:16 you salty Badger nipples of course my junior high uh punk band name yeah you beat me to it here we have

26:25 a caption that uh we have a Spock but it’s evil Spock with the goatee and he says live a short life and

26:32 fail that’s how I end my emails at work I love how it’s Star Trek goatee

26:38 evil equal evil clone or something dude that’s why I’m growing this goatee haven’t you noticed I’m saltier now I’m

26:45 like much meanor to you people it’s awesome uh here uh from new friend of the show sarcasm oh who am I kidding old

26:52 friend of the show possibly the oldest friend of the show sarcasm

26:59 and we have two uh great characters here we have uh Odin of Asgard and he is

27:06 saying I have as God and then we have uh TD help me out Samuel Jackson is Nick

27:13 Fury and he says I have shield and then we have Loki saying I

27:20 have both eyes yeah

27:28 Odin and Odin Odin and Nick Fury kind a little Furious uh here we just have a

27:33 little duckling little duckling looking you right in the eye and you says Dear autocorrect it’s never

27:39 duck word got two more to the end of this Mike Ingram for everyone and if you’re

27:44 not following my gang for everyone you are missing out he’s for everyone he says damn it he’s cashier says the

27:50 receipt is in the bag me you two oh

27:55 yeah oh yeah and finally for my wholesome round one at my funeral my kid

28:03 leaning into my coffin in Whispers can I play a game on your

28:09 phone dude that wraps up my wholesome round one now with 30% More Death handing it

28:17 back to you quiet Michael all right here we go kicking off round two the irrelevant round this time kicking off

Round 2 Quiet – irrelevant round

28:24 round two with Nick got his 01 at

28:30 springco uh he says for anyone who’s wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like oh

28:38 no oh no we see Nick has a text from Maddie and uh the Apple intelligence

28:45 summary of the text says Maddie broke no longer in a relationship once belongings

28:51 from the apartment I mean

28:58 my favorite my favorite thing about this is that it’s one minute ago so somebody saw this was like I’m gonna need this

29:06 later but I’m not so sad this is gonna be funny as

29:11 [ __ ] step bro. Steve a person we know uh hope you’re okay down there in

29:17 Jacksonville Steve actually honestly I don’t give a [ __ ] but he’s reposted uh

29:22 danl dlet says what do you do in this situation and it’s a picture of two mullers with a wisdom tooth growing

29:30 perpendicular to the roots of the MERS this is exactly how my wisdom tooth was coming in by the

29:36 way say says this goes away if you ignore it long enough by the way oh God

29:43 no which listen I gave it like four years man and it did not go away uh it

29:50 actually just intensifies Anna Spargo Ryan Anna Spargo Ryan says I just saw a

29:57 pre Sunrise bird and thought what are you doing up so early and when I looked

30:02 closer it was eating a literal [Laughter]

30:09 worm wow milky ratp

30:15 milk sorry friend of the show milky rat milk says just me yelling not now kitten

30:22 Daddy’s busy every time a coworker asks for help

30:29 yeah so bad try at work tomorrow oh I thought this was I thought this was

30:35 really uh really something here uh Eric will you read this for us it’s two

30:40 tweets sure uh this is for it just says a picture of Neil degrass Tyson says

30:46 Neil degrass Tyson puts Jeff bezos’s net worth Into A New Perspective and then there’s another one

30:53 from Neil degrass Tyson says if Jeff Bezos put all his money up his ass would need a really big

31:00 ass [Music] yeah you sure that’s not

31:08 Satan ay Edison says every time I drink milk I remember my roommate who used to

31:15 put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink quote more milk per

31:21 milk whoa whoa could you do that with gasoline I would [ __ ] myself to death if

31:30 I did this I not want to try

31:35 this or milk per milk that guy’s gonna he’s gonna be

31:41 great when he gets his NBA though uh jug Heat at Eddie mcst striplin says getting

31:47 Chinese food in 1830 yeah can I get the regular Soldier chose

31:53 chicken oh my that’s funny he just

32:00 enlisted [ __ ] this joke man all right fris soon mff says I am not dying

32:09 to a hurricane named Milton [Laughter]

32:14 bro I mean yeah I think I have two more for this round Zack silberberg says RP

32:22 Pavlov you would have loved notifications oh God

32:30 that’s really smart and my last meme for round two the irrelevant round is basil

32:38 uh at link of sunshine who says I love the idea that America developed a weather controlling super weapon and the

32:44 only thing they use it for is just to [ __ ] over Florida specifically twice a

32:51 year and that’s all I got for round two the irrelevant round back to TD I mean

32:57 to be fair if I controlled the weather machine we

Round 2 Tiede

33:04 felll hi guys we’re gonna do that round two thing the inade round place your

33:10 bets H I bet I bet I bet you are I bet you’re NE take the over take the over

33:17 all right moving on uh M Mandy Dawson I don’t know you uh

33:25 text a conversation here and it’s a picture of a deck pretty nice looking deck and got some Shrubbery around it

33:32 says oh sorry for the unsolicited deck pick that was meant for someone

33:38 else and and they respond that is a sexy deck 10w 10 sit on it would sit on it

33:45 would sit on it sorry trim the bushes so it looks

33:52 bigger I mean that’s that’s just that’s just manscaping 101 right there oh yes

33:59 this is sex team with the deck uh moving on that is that is a lot of double on Tandra in one me oh so much double

34:05 anandra and one thing uh spill the memes front of the show hey uh it’s got a

34:12 picture of like a guy interviewing another guy for a job and it says boss there are pros and cons with working

34:17 here me okay boss like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees me

34:25 right and Pros I feel seen I feel

34:34 seen all right moving on uh internet Hall of Fame uh has a thing from Yahoo

34:41 answers here and someone asked the question how am I sure I’m the real mom of my

34:47 kid and they say I just had a baby and it looks more like the man I had my baby

34:52 with it doesn’t look like me at all and I’m scared that he was cheating on me with another lady and I had her kid this

34:59 child is the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I can’t imagine giving my baby to the real mom how do I

35:06 know dude what state is this in I think we need to call

35:12 somebody uh what yeah it I bro that’s a

35:23 young uh Patton at General Patton 83

35:28 uh it’s got a picture of a bunch of cats very large cats with torches and [ __ ]

35:34 and they’re poking at this lady and it says awaken wench thou has not yet been

35:40 Exempted the bottom though it has not yet been emptied the bottom of our

35:45 kibble is once again visible my God this is every cat oh that

35:53 I’m looking I’m looking at my cat right now and she oh yeah every every damn cat

35:59 moving on the only thing missing here is that large cat should be pushing that woman towards a ledge

36:04 like and the little cat should be like to the ledge

36:11 theedge okay Mo spill the memes once again uh says men can understand all

36:17 these gauges but not their woman and it’s a car with all [ __ ] ton of gauges and things and readouts and

36:25 monitors and Josh at loser crew just goes well they actually tell us what’s

36:30 wrong [Music] so I feel seen I feel seen all right

36:40 moving on blink once if you’re okay

36:45 Titi I won’t blink the rest of this round Hall of Fame no shame in his game

36:53 Dr ior mechon oh God

36:58 says the weirdest genre of dudes on here are 40-year-old men with wives who follow a bunch of young women LMFAO and

37:06 fart monster 2K I like you uh I just blinked sorry um says as a 40-year-old

37:12 married dude I can tell you it’s because those young women or many of them often post pictures of their boobs and

37:19 following them makes those pictures show up on my phone I feel seen I feel I’m just no I’m

37:26 not maybe I am moving on

37:31 huh uh meal uh at Meal girl oh yeah baby

37:37 we I think we had this picture up last week but this is a different this is a different take on this picture and it’s a picture of two average size um

37:44 Midwestern tenderloin sandwich that are bigger than the plate the bun is just there to show you how big this pork

37:51 tenderloin is yep and it says my apologies Indiana I wasn’t aware of your game because yes other states may do it

37:58 but I think we I think Indiana does it best and I think they originated the fried pork tender

38:04 line I don’t see anyone else jumping up to take credit so you may have it who’s your boy thank you one thing we got man

38:11 that in a shitty Race All Right Moving on uh internet Hall of Fame once again

38:19 uh from tar T talamar says so many people crying

38:24 on Valentine’s Day like it’s the only day of the year No One loves

38:30 them I feel seen I feel seen all right moving on

38:36 uh trash can Paul friend of the show trash can Paul what up and and he’s got

38:43 this picture of a comic book from way from from back in the day maybe

38:48 Golden Age Era comic book and it’s this massively muscular dude laying in bed

38:57 like his six-pack has a six-pack and and it just say how tolken slept in 1937 after

39:04 writing a bestseller with no female characters tolken was a manly

39:12 man oh my gosh wow seriously none uh there was like two in the movie

39:20 I don’t know if they were in the original book uh all right hey uh Jason jester uh is

39:27 going to help us wrap up the uh last one I got for round two here uh front of the show friend of the universe friend of

39:34 you and me Jason Jester uh he posted another text conversation and the person

39:39 goes what are we eating tonight and the person goes hm and then they send an eggplant emoji and a block of cheese

39:46 emoji and the other person just goes the [ __ ] uh dick cheese and the person like

39:53 no eggplant parmesan [Music]

39:58 but see an emojis an eggplant and plant is a pecker um and then the person just

40:04 goes I’m gonna need you not to use emojis ever

40:10 again because yeah oh well anyway I’m going to leave that

40:16 one in your mental uh mental image and uh wrap up the round two here the anator

40:23 round because guess what oh baby over to you I guessed it man dude I totally

40:29 guessed take the over take the over I totally guessed

Round 2 Sizemore interstitial round fail

40:34 it I win this thing every week yeah it’s true actually TR trust me dude there’s

40:40 no losers here is that is that what you call empiric

40:45 victories I don’t even know what that means but yes I screwed up before I loaded yours

40:52 and I didn’t load enough of mine I’m all screwed up yay I love it

41:00 who’s watching crap oh Beverly I’m gonna mute you sorry the technical difficulties there we

41:07 go yay hi how you doing all right doing

41:12 the uh the uh the uh interstitial round I believe uh is what we we’ve been

41:18 calling it right you know clearly yeah sure yeah

41:25 uh wow okay that’s not I’m gonna I’m gonna play the role of brain here and go I don’t really know

Round 3 Quiet jumpin the line

41:30 what those words mean ah sweet that’s

41:36 perfect that is perfect dang it I suck we

41:45 know but thanks for admitting it yeah Eric I’m about to jump you in line

41:51 you go all right I’m going round three for me and then we’ll come back for

41:57 Erics Something There You Go kicking it off with uh Genie talking to the guy and

42:02 he says three three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bring back

42:08 dead people and the man says I want Reese’s cups to moan when I take their little panties

42:14 off and the GD says there are four rules

42:20 abely e no uh Eric why don’t you read this one

42:26 for us uh sure never mind don’t do it we got no go back go

42:32 back I’m on it mother don’t say I can’t do it now you took it away it’s so bad

42:37 dude it’s so bad are I don’t think you want it man all right fine it’s it’s a

42:42 it’s it’s making light of a very bad reality about cops and what kind of people they are step roasty uh someone

42:49 we know posts this picture from mask CEO at naior ‘s who says picture of uh is this

43:00 what’s the name of this ship T it’s not the Starship Enterprise no

43:05 that is the Executioner from Star Wars Episode um

43:11 six Return of the Jedi oh [ __ ] cool and mask CEO says imagine drunk driving

43:20 this that thing is roughly the size of um Chicago next up we have Ste Ros again

43:27 this D there’s a picture of a dog and next to the dog there’s a picture of a campaign sides that says vote for Todd

43:33 2024 he likes cheese and it’s just a picture of the dog that’s standing next to it and directly underneath we see The

43:41 Return of the King oh yeah I like this this is a

43:47 picture of a guy who’s wearing a hoodie that’s pulled tight around his face and

43:52 he’s thinking really hard and he says you can’t stand backwards on stairs [Music]

43:59 some comments you can’t stand backwards anywhere you’re always

44:07 facing yeah he was tripping my mind with the stairs thing but then he hit me with the truth

44:13 truth that’s right this a picture of a plaque on somebody’s wall

44:21 from the acma it says or amca and it says most improved

44:27 concerned it says certificate is presented to internal medicine and it says bro why does my

44:33 doctor have a most improve certificate

44:41 to Michael can I jump back in I don’t know how to do the order now uh I don’t know either man but I

44:48 only have two more so you just wait Callie Jam goly says Garfield is a cat and doesn’t have a job the only

44:54 ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that JN suddenly isn’t around after having been home all

45:00 weekend Garfield doesn’t hate Mondays he loves JN and he’s too proud to say it

45:06 a don’t you ruin Garfield for me two more this is the this is the famous

45:12 American Choppers or whatever whatever the show was uh the dad arguing with his

45:18 son and the dad says they’re coming here illegally and the son says they need our help and the dad says we should help

45:24 Americans first and then the son throws a chair and says well then let’s help the Americans and the dad screams no

45:32 that’s socialism yeah every time oh and finally

45:39 my last meme leaving only my PO my post with the most is Sasha Von didkovsky

45:44 has a picture of Abraham Lincoln here and then it says I’ve never met anyone who even kind of looks like

45:54 this I mean that is so weirdly true man that is very

46:01 strange I that’s all I have so I guess we’re going back to Eric all right uh

Round 2 Sizemore interstitial round success

46:07 little tidbit here if you missed it Trump the oldest ever nominee for president doled around the stage tonight

46:13 telling a very bored crowd in Pennsylvania to vote on January 5th not the weirdest part though stood

46:21 there for 40 minutes while they played music yeah and this is the greatest what

46:27 dude 40 minutes you just stood there and at one point uh who the the governor

46:32 woman gome killer the one who killed the dog yeah she started trying to to mimic it

46:39 and it was just bad white people flailing on stage so anyway consequently I found out about this because all over

46:45 Facebook were those Mark safe Flags said Mark safe from having to dance to YMCA for 30 minutes

46:51 today oh no complete complete brain glitch you

46:57 know all over the leosphere people were like this video is going to destroy them

47:02 and I’m like no but it’s funny it’s good stuff uh everyone was

47:07 posting pictures of the uh Northern Lights so uh thought I’d you know pass that along here oh come on

47:14 now and uh yeah of course in the sky there it’s just a superimposition of the

47:20 Jazz paper cup pattern but awesome sauce R of the show and founding uh zat

47:29 uh one of he uh he’s got this post from it humor and memes says got an AI

47:36 rejection letter for being born on the wrong date dear blank hope this message finds you well thank you for your

47:41 interest in the it analyst role at blank company thanks for submitting your application by reviewing your application materials we found that the

47:47 information provided in you regarding your birth date un Linked In specifically 420 seems inconsistent with

47:54 Professional Standards that we uphold with within our Organization

48:00 no so yeah you were born on the wrong date sir and that’s just not professional in in the eyes of our of

48:07 our AI so kindly that’s poor [ __ ] kindly step aside uh the horse [ __ ] friend of the

48:15 show The Horse [ __ ] uh has a note here from a concerned neighbor says I am a very concerned resident regarding your

48:22 horrifying and demonic array every Halloween this is not a happy time of year in fact it is the time when Satan

48:30 impregnates his bride and transfem goddess streamer says not if I can impregnate her

48:35 first yes and Ralph Maximus says happy Satan impregnates His Bride season to

48:41 those who celebrate all right missing some hail

48:47 satans but that’s all right sat sorry too late you’re going to hell oh yay I

48:53 get to go to work tomorrow uh a tardigrade and man if you’re not following the tardigrade you

49:00 are missing out because tardigrades are cool man little water bear there a tardigrade has this post of a blastula

49:07 in really cool colors here about I don’t know I’d say six cells six cells and it’s labeled this is a person and then

49:13 there’s a bunch of ingredients for chocolate cake and it says this is a chocolate cake there’s a ball of yarn says this is a

49:23 scarf you know what cool too you can freeze a scarf or a blastula but uh not

49:30 a person anyway uh far right watch at let’s see two days ago uh at hash

49:37 50clock inspiration your 50 clock inspiration I don’t know what that means but it’s the typical uh equality Equity

49:45 uh Etc sign where you see the three people standing behind the fence watching the baseball game in one they

49:51 they don’t quite have the boxes they they all the same box but they can’t quite see then there’s another one where they got different Siz boxes so they can

49:57 all see and then in the third one we have a stack of boxes going beyond the frame and a cop that has both of the

50:03 people under arrest and says capitalism quality Equity

50:10 capitalism it’s pretty good it’s pretty good uh anti qanon memes post this one from Victor wiin trout at cpin 42 hi I’m

50:18 a Christian conservative who believes in angels and talking snakes but I need to see more data on climate change word

50:28 here’s a three panel from uh oh man what am I looking at here I’ve got Thor I got

50:34 Thor from The Avengers and uh the raccoons in the background and who’s who’s he talking to here oh that’s

50:39 Star-Lord right yeah correct correct correct so Thor is talking to Star-Lord

50:46 and Thor has the Israeli flag on his head and Star-Lord has an American flag and he says everyone knows who’s in

50:53 charge starlord says me right yes yes of course of course of

51:01 course oh that scene oh that that’s so accurate I know right it’s kind of funny

51:08 I liked it oh still got more demons N I already did that one uh Mike Ingram for

51:13 everyone and again if you’re not following Mike Ingram for everyone I guess you don’t really have to because I do it for you and just post it all

51:19 here he is for everyone though he is uh he says every year this pair of photos

51:25 brings me so much joy and we have the girlfriend uh sorry the Girl Scouts cookie box from the tag logs uh and

51:32 they’re doing a little punk band here man and it’s a caption all [ __ ] we are the tagalogs let me see some

51:39 Carnage open this [ __ ] pit up and in the second panel she’s closeup

51:46 of her screaming into the mic this little girl says this one’s called $5 box and it’s about your mom let’s go

51:56 oh yeah baby I think I’ve been to that show yeah and like seriously this is

52:02 what the internet’s for okay here here and finally old friend of

52:09 the show yours and mine Cory Showtime Robinson has a post here of himself with the megaphone and he says my biggest

52:15 regret about my old job is that I didn’t steal

52:22 more speaking for all of us and oh I’m so lost what what are we doing handing it to to Titi you know what if it’s

52:30 easier for you do round three Bubba no I got you all queued up here bro okay okay

52:35 whatever is is for you big guy and then I I this is so weird no idea my rhythm’s

52:42 all off the Rhythm the Rhythm the rhythm you’re white of course your rhythm’s off

52:47 okay shut up I hate that stereo absolutely [ __ ] cooked without it’s

52:52 not a stereotype it’s like it’s the Deep magic which I was there is written uh we can’t dance qu moving the screen um

Round 3 Tiede

53:00 Savage Beauty seriously Tri me out Man Savage Beauty I don’t know you um says

53:06 private example and it just says the Titanic is a great example of how just a tip can get you into a lot of

53:15 [Music] trouble all right moon on

53:20 dang what are you fonsy count spill the memes once again in

53:26 front of the show uh it says when someone tries to tell me how dumb my

53:31 memes are it’s that picture of James Franco with a noose around his neck going first time on my

53:37 [Laughter] page yeah that is one of my favorite

53:44 things is this your first day on the internet yeah like did no one warn you uh ghost

53:50 freaks at ghost freaks uh just says owls can sit crisscross applesauce and and it

53:56 is a owl with his little fluffy legs uh crisscross style and Dick Wolf not the

54:05 one that makes the TV shows says it’s always something new with these [ __ ] really

54:13 isan it’s kind of creepy and kind of cool looking dude I totally want to see that motion now I want to see video I

54:20 how that happens because you know it’s adorable absolutely all right next up uh we got Midwest versus is everybody at

54:28 Midwestern op it says being from the Midwest is admiring the house on a hill

54:34 but saying imagine that driveway in a couple of months and it is a very long and steep up driveway Michael you’re

54:40 from South Canada you know this oh yeah I think about this all the time on mik

54:46 dude I think about that in Kentucky all the time Kentucky and West Virginia and I have relatives there and I I don’t

54:51 want to ask I don’t want to hear yeah when I’m in Souther when I’m in southern Indiana or Illinois and I see stuff like

54:58 this like dude surprised there’s not more heated driveways yeah I mean I ain’t got that

55:06 kind of money but I mean you do you boo boo all right uh the conversion rate must be different up in South Canada I

55:11 don’t know like there’d be a way somebody would figured out a way to do it cheap

55:17 by now that’s not the American way that ain’t capitalism uh best memes uh new new

55:25 acquaintance uh it’s got a picture of a dinosaur talking to this little time traveling robot and the time traveling

55:32 the dinosaur goes time traveling robot what’s it like in the future and the little time traveling robot starts

55:37 showing projections on a hollow screen it says humans eat your descendants and it’s a picture of a dead T chicken it

55:45 says in the shape of you Dino nuggies in a pan with the power they generate by

55:50 burning your corpses because yeah that’s how that works hell yeah

55:58 so yeah pretty accurate all right moving

56:04 on uh some dip [ __ ] named Andrew TIY and IED stop being mean to my friend Titi

56:12 yeah he’s not really that likable guys trust me I’ve known him for a long time um anyway I posted this a few days ago

56:20 and I stand by this this may be the most called out by meme I’ve ever been and it says me don’t overthink it also me it’s

56:28 picture of uh be Arthur as Bland I’m sorry as Dorothy on The Golden Girls it

56:34 says I predict nothing but disaster and

56:39 tragedy saving every day every single day all

56:48 right moving on uh the phoh the pheral spiritualist

56:55 new acquaint of the show we’ll see how this goes uh repost from atro Pearlman

57:02 it says just once I want the opportunity to dramatically sweep everything off a table to make room for a giant map that

57:08 I’ll use to explain the plan hell yeah you know my like wrapping paper tubes I

57:15 used to do [ __ ] like that with when I was a kid just knock all the crap off my desk in my room I think this is how the

57:21 first Facebook for the blind meeting went though if you remember I don’t I know I wasn’t here

57:27 well you know I was talking about the heist oh well oh yeah that that probably yeah um I was testing you and you passed

57:35 thank you world glad I could help worldwide car scene I don’t know you uh

57:40 repos from Russ here is it’s a picture of a lady standing next to a Bentley uh

57:46 with a bow on it says I just put my mama in a Bentley and then Kyle says nice I put

57:52 mine in a state of constant worry for my well-being yep

57:58 that’s F because my brother’s name is Kyle and he’s an [ __ ] oh my no he would tell you that’s how he

58:05 introduces himself um 5 AM text uh front of the

58:10 show says I’m due for a drunk night where I end up eating chicken with my eyes

58:17 closed y’all know what the hell I’m talking you know what I’m talking about I know you do seis more nope nope taking

58:26 the fifth and uh finally uh this is my wrapping up round uh three here then

58:32 we’ll go back to seism more um friend of the show friend of mine Samantha Sam

58:37 Weedman Hi Sam hey she says me as a kid falls 10 feet from the monkey bars

58:45 I’m okay me now I tried to scoop ice cream that was a little that was uh just

58:51 a little too Frozen and I dislocated my shoulder I I feel hurt I feel seed I

58:56 feel called out and that’s all I got for round three over to you size work

Round 3 Sizemore

59:01 excellent excellent that was well done round you guys are awesome I’m I’m so delighted with my

59:09 Uber professional co-hosts really am and uh Bev I’m so I’m sorry Beverly I am so

59:15 sorry but uh there was some weird feedback and uh I I had to mute your

59:20 microphone because it’s getting on the recording I’m really sorry

59:27 on the yeah I can’t yeah yeah actually

59:33 think it was me no that was bleeding over into the audio n it’s coming through on Bar’s I’m so yeah

59:42 yeah did she say blame it on the bog she’s blaming it on fleet week

59:48 that’s what I heard I blame the bog the I heard I heard bong and that’s all

59:55 you need need to know people of the bog you guys going to

1:00:01 vote for Trump or uh Harris this year uh I’m still

1:00:06 undecided um I’m gonna write in Mickey Mouse oh there you go you gotta fight

1:00:13 for your right to gladly vote for Harris do that yeah she’s I I I hate I even

1:00:22 amongst you guys who know who I’m voting for I just hate discussing politics that much oh yeah it’s good I know when it

1:00:29 comes down to I was like TIY would you rather talk about politics or strip clubs he’s like there was this girl

1:00:34 named Sparkle you’ve heard that story too many

ROUND 3 Sizemore 1ST MEME

1:00:40 times my ginger for everyone oh my God top score in this game yeah he’s got a

1:00:46 picture of a person’s house down in Florida bracing from Milton and they have uh strapped it down they have

1:00:53 bolted and staked those canvas strap TRS across the roof of the house and Mike

1:00:59 Ingram has captioned it with a tugs On ratchet straps oh yeah that baby ain’t going

1:01:05 nowhere I can’t decide if this is incredibly stupid or just a little bit

1:01:11 genius yeah he says but in all seriousness just like the pool noodle hail Shields when this works he’s going

1:01:18 to look like a damn genius and I seem to remember somebody taking pool noodles covering their car and duct taping them

1:01:24 to it and it protected it from hail damage and I was like genius so yeah tugs on them ratchet straps so I I can

1:01:31 tell you the straps are what people do in the Caribbean islands to for to keep their houses in place for for hurricanes

1:01:37 and it does work so [ __ ] we don’t live where there’s

1:01:43 hurricanes yeah that’s true all right Mike swiger uh acquaintance of the show I suppose he’s got the two panel of uh

1:01:50 who’s this guy he’s Canadian right he’s South South Kendrick’s Whipping Boy

1:01:56 yeah cool he’s got the hand up he’s saying man-made climate change and he’s

1:02:02 got the smile on the point he says man-made hurricanes oh yeah yeah so much

1:02:08 of that going around this one guy was trolling big time he did this entire design it looks like a pitch deck for a

1:02:15 military defense contractor and we have a you know some kind of airplane

1:02:21 deploying this like missile type thing but it’s got a wing on it it says

1:02:26 deployed hurricane destroying nuclear fatter it’s got swivel Wing simple

1:02:33 reliable deployment it pulls a large F water behind it says that it’s avaps

1:02:38 compatible and integrated with current Noah systems with an insitu atmospheric

1:02:44 probe to measure pressure temperature and humidity so there you go nuclear F

1:02:50 ice water anyway I’m dying wish to God I’d track this thing down just to see what MAA thought of this

1:02:57 it’s just naked and I’ve been in enough conversations online to know that they see whatever they want to see so fun

1:03:04 times uh hey it was uh columb uh sorry it was uh National indigenous people’s

1:03:09 day this Monday and here we have an illustration of two Native Americans

1:03:14 indigenous peoples looking out at the Nina the pent Santa Maria out there and he’s saying you know they’re not sending

1:03:20 their best they’re bringing drugs they’re bringing crime they’re rapists

1:03:25 and some I assume are good people Matt Mason Ministry of memes has

1:03:34 this picture of Christopher Columbus getting smacked in the face with a flipflop it’s a it’s pretty good

1:03:40 Photoshop too because as you can see his cheek going it says happy indigenous people’s

1:03:45 day swap what is this cheek doing it’s it’s like you know

1:03:52 going you know like

1:03:57 noise again the the uh the resistance Garden has this uh commonly used post here with me [ __ ] Christopher Columbus

1:04:05 the commenters all these angry faces and it’s all the Chads and the sunglasses and the hats making commentaries from

1:04:11 their trucks in their in their profile [Music] pictures

1:04:18 y absolutely was I think one of the most incredible pieces of art though that I saw was this delightfully little beaded

Colombitch

1:04:26 pin that says bisher [Laughter]

1:04:34 colit that’s awesome points on concision I was like I should buy this like what am I gonna do

1:04:40 with this but yeah uh ruler of Seattle at thought slime says people who become

1:04:46 right-wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed most leftists

1:04:52 are annoyed by leftists every single day that’s how I know if somebody’s really a

1:04:57 leftist if they’re as disenfranchised with the left as I am then I’m like oh

1:05:03 oh yeah how you doing you it you got it yeah yeah but yeah I uh I know some blue

1:05:08 Kool-Aid Drinkers and I tell them all the time you’ve made me so much more compassionate about trumpers yeah truly

1:05:16 like I [ __ ] I almost I just like I would almost do anything to spite you yeah except vote for Trump that’s just

1:05:23 one yeah that’s just one step too far no I don’t need to do that only got a

1:05:28 couple more left for uh the thingy here friend of the show Lex you remember Lex from the pig man she’s got this like map

1:05:35 of a house and it’s captioned this is the future leftist want for our homes

1:05:40 and the largest room is labeled sodomy Lounge next one is the ketamine chamber

1:05:48 uh we’ve got uh wokeism bathroom with no doors an ADHD room that that’s cool yoga

1:05:57 a whole room for pronouns and a new metal Patio hell yeah hell yeah and

1:06:04 friend of the show married to the founding zat uh George H C Chelsea she says new metal Patio sign

1:06:12 me the [ __ ] up hell yeah I can hear her saying

1:06:21 that and finally we have a picture of a raccoon on his hind legs with his eyes

1:06:26 all of glow like he is in a trail cam and it’s captioned the age of man is

1:06:34 over every day I pray for this actually are we are we in post with the most we

1:06:40 are in post with the most here we go this week my post with the

POSTS WITHS THES MOSTS

1:06:48 most comes from openly gay animals what openly gay animals friend of the

1:06:58 show says uh Godzilla walks what people in the city

1:07:04 see and uh then it’s just a picture of Godzilla walking

1:07:10 by he is all pied up Shanklin used to say that’s that’s a dub truck I should

1:07:17 maybe note that Godzilla in this picture has no tail which is

1:07:22 weird very and instead just has a massive

1:07:28 ass cheeks all right TIY what’s your Poe

1:07:34 what look it’s not my fault it’s my weird it’s my weird friends on Twitter

1:07:40 okay so oh sure oh sure blame the algorithm algorithm Works in

1:07:46 strange we both wearing weird cool sweaters and two why would you oh I have a sweater

1:07:55 that’s a blank that’s so cool um you how you GNA hit me with Godzilla cheeks

1:08:00 Godzilla cheeks Godzilla cheeks caked them dude you are triggered by anything

1:08:07 yes this me will help explain it uh this is my post the most from psychological meme fair and its picture of a Bugs

1:08:15 Bunny looking up at deathy duck who is driving a vehicle and bugs is like are you crazy and daffy’s like legally no

1:08:22 there’s not a word for my condition I feel this I feel seen I feel heard I

1:08:29 feel called out and that’s my post with the most over to you sore fantastic local angle here I posted this in real

1:08:36 time from our mic and I just said to the noob who asks for advice uh

1:08:43 quit is that that one kid yeah and Kristen said that guy can [ __ ] quit

1:08:50 please I’m surprised we haven’t made him quit yet I thought I’ll be there Thursday I’ll get get him but anyway

1:08:56 that’s a little too real so here’s a picture of Elon Musk kissing a uh AI robot says this picture of Elon Musk

1:09:03 kissing a prototype sex robot was generated by AI because the real robot wouldn’t do

1:09:09 it yes that’s a that was the most for

1:09:16 Facebook for the Blind and I believe that constitutes an entirely whole episode of Facebook for the blind our

1:09:21 179th episode wrapping it up for 10:15 2024 we love you thank you so much love

1:09:27 you George thanks for listening to an episode of Facebook for the blind follow

1:09:32 us on Facebook Twitter and [Laughter]

1:09:43 Instagram um

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